Palebird's Melting mates

Sandgorse

My dear Palebird, I miss you so much, I miss the days of digging with you.

Palebird

Aw! Dat's pretty sweet!

P.S I'm expecting kits

Sandgorse

OMSC! That's amazing! They must be due any day now! Why didn't you text me before!

Palebird

Umm… this is awkward… I am only half a moon pregnant…

Sandgorse

So... they aren't mine :'(

Palebird

Nope there Wollytails! I mean, isn't he so sweet!

Sandgorse

WHAT! WOLLYTAIL WAS MY BEST FRIEND! NOW SO SOON AFTER MY DEATH YOU HAVE A NEW MATE AND ARE EXPECTING KITS!

I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M MORE MAD AT!

Honeyfern

Now you know how I feel… at least he wasn't you're brother.

Sandgorse

HE WAS AS GOOD AS!

Wollytail

Chill bro, I'm a loveable guy!

Sandgorse

*Nonstop wailing*

Tallstar

Now you see why I left?

Palebird

Who R u?

Tallstar

-.-

Bluestar

GET YOUR S*IT TOGETHER SANDGORSE

Sandgorse

*Nonstop wailing*

Jake

What in the name of Starclan made you want to come back here Tallstar?

Tallstar

I have no clue…

Brokenstar

Now you see why I got rid of them?

Sandgorse

*Nonstop wailing*

I know this one was really bad!

Sorry, I've just been so busy this week!

Again, If I get a new follower, I will post another chapter by the end of this week.

ALSO

Review if you want me to write my new 'Thistleclaw's chance' fanfic, I need 3 more reviews from different people!

Thanks!