Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, Bulma, Goten, Trunks, Piccolo, and Gohan were all centered around the pregnant old woman.
"YOU'RE PREGNANT!?"
"Y-yes..."
"But you're like, forty!" Gohan cried. "How the hell are you pregnant!?"
Chichi stood up, smiling.
"It's just one of those miracles," she said. "I don't mind, I wanted more than two children anyway."
Goten flew up to directly face his mother's stomach.
"So I'm gonna be a big brother then?"
Chichi grabbed him and squeezed him against her chest. "Yes, yes you will!"
"Cool," Trunks said as he patted Chichi's stomach. "Now we'll have another buddy to hang out with."
Bulma pulled him away.
"Don't hit the baby, or it won't come out right!"
"Geez, Kakarrot, you're making the stork go through so much work."
Goku giggled cheerfully and scratched the back of his head.
"Hey, Vegeta," Bulma said angrily, "why don't you bring anymore children for me?"
"I've been trying, but you're too old, woman."
She punched him into the wall for that last statement.
Gohan sighed as he entered his house.
"Hi, honey, I'm back."
"Hey, Gohan-kun," Videl said as she was nursing Pan. "Glad to see your back. How was the trip?"
"Um... It was great. But even better news, my mom's pregnant."
"Huh!? Again!? Aw, this means li'l Pan's gonna be older than her uncle or aunt. Ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha! Yeah, I guess so," Gohan chuckled. He walked closer to his wife. "Videl, there's something I want to ask you."
"Yes?"
`"I... I want Pan to train to become a fighter."
Videl seemed slightly angry.
"You want to put our little girl in the danger you had to go through when you were young?"
"Wh-when she's old enough of course! Videl, with the discovery of Universe 6, I can tell that there'll be more enemies coming. I'm training again to try and protect you and Pan, but in case I or my father can't, then... Pan has to take care of you."
"... Alright, I trust you, Gohan-kun. But only once she's ten or older!"
"It's a deal." Pan started cooing. "Uh... Mind if I hold her for a second?"
"Sure. Don't drop her, okay?" Videl said as she steadily handed the baby to her husband.
"... Hey, cutie." Pan started giggling louder. Gohan smiled and felt tears of joy and pride well up. "I promise, I won't let anything happen to you..."
Piccolo watched outside the window with keen eyes and ears. He smiled at his pupil's dedication towards his daughter.
"Are you stalking him?" Monaka asked.
"No... I'm just... observing him to make sure his life is going smoothly."
"So you're stalking him."
Piccolo paid no mind to him and stood up. "It looks like I'm gonna have another pupil," he said. "That makes three, including you, Monaka."
"Why are you making me train with that boy again?"
"Because if you don't, then Goku will catch onto you. And I'm pretty sure neither of us wanna know what Lord Beerus will do to you if he does."
Monaka gulped right as Gohan stepped out holding Pan.
"Monaka-sama, you came by? Cool! Let's start training right now!"
"Erm-"
"Actually, Gohan," Piccolo said, "Monaka decided that he would like some advice from me. So you'll both just be practicing some of my techniques."
"Okay. But I wanna learn something from you next time, Monaka-sama!"
"Don't tell me that baby's gonna join."
"Uh, n-no. Videl!"
"Don't worry," Piccolo whispered. "The Special Beam Cannon is easy."
Goku, Goten, and Chichi were flying onboard the Nimbas heading to a doctor.
"Where are we going again?" Goten asked.
"To the doctor to arrange the delivery at our house."
"Why don't we have it at the office?"
"No way!" Goku snapped. "I was born in those mountains, I was married in those mountains, my first son was born in those mountains, my second son was born in those mountains- Chichi, Goten was born in those mountains, right?"
"Yes."
"My final child will be born in those mountains, and then I'll die in those mountains!"
Goten rolled his eyes and lied down on the yellow cloud. Why does that second last one have to happen, though?
"Are you serious?" the doctor asked. "You're having another baby, and you want him to be born in the mountains instead of a hospital just like your other two?"
"That's what I said," Chichi confirmed. "Come on. Please, doctor, do it for this little boy here who wants nothing more than for his little brother or sister to be born next to him!"
"I'm just glad we'll be getting another birthday so we can have more cake."
"We'll pay you double."
"Deal. Err, while you're here, would you like to see if it's going to be a boy or a girl?"
"Oh! That's a major no no," Chichi said with a wink. "I wanna be surprised just like last time. Oh, I hope it's a girl. Raising boys was fun, but I'd like to raise a child to be similar to me in a way."
Goten was on his knees with his hands clasped towards Chichi's stomach.
"Please don't, I'm upset about this as much as it is, don't make it even worse by being a girl, please."
After the flight home, Goten flew around the streets looking for Trunks.
"This really sucks," he moaned.
"Heya, Goten!" Trunks called as he flew up to his younger friend. "Pretty exciting to be getting another playmate, huh?"
Goten pouted. "I don't wanna talk about that. Come on, let's do something to get my mind off of it."
After flying around a bit, Trunks' eyes widened as a smile creeped on his face at the sight below him.
"Hey look, it's my girl friend!"
It was the trio of Emperor Pilaf, that dog whose name I forgot (please remind me) and Mai.
"Okay, this time we will find the Dragon Balls, and they were be ours," Pilaf said excitedly. "And this time, we'll wish for all the Zenis in the world not just a thousand." He glared at the dog.
"Hey, be happy I was able to get you money at all!"
"Heya, babe!" Trunks said cheerfully as he and Goten landed. "You still haven't given me your number yet."
"Erm..." An idea popped into Mai's head. "Hey, Trunks-kun." She started petting his face. "My friends I are looking for the Dragon Balls, we have a wish we'd like to make. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you and your friend help us out?"
"Sure, we were looking for something to do. I'll go get the Dragon Radar from my mom." He took off.
"Come back soon, honey~" Fool. He doesn't realize we're using him!
-At Capsule Corp-
Trunks snuck behind his mother as she was working on the robotic beauty.
"Why those little... Making me do all the work all the gosh damn time..."
The boy sneaked the radar out of her room and headed towards the door, only to be blocked by his father.
"And where do you think you're going?"
"Ah, p-poppa, I uh... I'm g-going to find Goten and-"
"What's behind your back?"
"Huh? Uh, n-nothing."
Vegeta picked him up by the back of his hoodie and pulled the radar away from him.
"Now what would you want with the genie Dragon?"
"Uh, I have a few friends who want to make a wish, so Goten and I thought we could help 'em out."
Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
"What kind of wish?"
"I don't know, they didn't say."
"Hmm..." Vegeta put him down. "Fine, but just in case, I'm coming with you."
"Yay!" Trunks hopped up and hugged his father before rushing out the door. Vegeta sighed and angrily followed him.
"Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna regret this?"
#18 sat up from repairs.
"What happened?" she asked. "Where am I?"
"Uh... You accidentally got broken from a knock to the head," Bulma lied. "Krillin had me repair you. I-it's okay, you're fine now. Really."
#18 caught on that Bulma was lying, but she couldn't remember anything and thought maybe they'd wiped her memory clean. She decided that if it was something important, they would've told her so she shrugged it off at the time and stood up.
"Alright," she said. "Where's Merrin? I don't trust Krillin with her."
Bulma sighed.
"I know whatcha mean, I don't trust my husband with my baby either. Your daughter's probably at your house waiting for you with Krillin, go ahead and go, you're ready. And get back soon to rescue your little pumpkin."
"Thanks. And it's my daughter I'm worried about, not my Halloween plant."
#18 flew out of the house.
"Ha ha. I know whatcha mean, girl," Bulma thought alloud. "If my baby was left alone with his father, I might have to kill somebody. Hey, Vegeta, I'm done!" No answer. "Vegeta!? ... Trunks!? ... VEGETAAA!"
Vegeta felt his wife's rage from a mile away and motioned the kids forward.
"Come on, kids, those balls aren't gonna find themselves."
So after a few hours, they'd gathered up all of the Dragon Balls and Vegeta was carefully eyeing Pilaf and his crew.
"So what do you want to wish for, shorties?"
"Um... y'know," Pilaf said. "Stuff."
Vegeta caught on that they were onto something, and had a fool proof plan.
"I'm gonna wish for mom to have an abortion..."
"Come on, Goten," Trunks said, playfully shoving him. "Lighten up, I bet you two'll get along great!"
"Dragon!" Vegeta roared. "Wake up!"
Shenron popped out of the Balls as the sky darkened.
"I am the- Oh, it's you again. Can't anyone else find these things!?"
Pilaf smirked and made a jump towards him.
"We w-"
"I wish for the blue guy and his dog to be transported a couple thousand miles from here," Vegeta interupted.
Shenron's eyes glowed red, and Pilaf and the dog popped away.
"E-Emperor Pilaf?" Mai stammered. "My Emperor!?"
"Your wish... has been granted. Make your second wish..."
"I wish for my wife to never know I was alone with Trunks."
Shenron's eyes glowed red.
"Your wish... has been granted."
Vegeta put his hand on his chest and let loose a sigh of relief. Then he started flying away back towards Capsule Corp.
"Enjoy your new girlfriend, Trunks."
"Wh-what just hap- EEP!"
Trunks was clinging to Mai's waste adorabley. "You belong to me now!"
And so, after three months, the delivery was finally happening in the mountains. Chichi was screaming louder than an enraged Saiyan as the infant was escaping her womb.
"Ah, geez," Goten yawned. "The new born baby's so terrible it's causing mom pain bringing it to us."
"Goten!" Goku snapped. ... That's an incredible power coming from her. ... Aw yeah! This baby's gonna be a natural fighter! This'll make my job easy! After an hour of her deafening screams, the doctor came out in a panic. "What's the matter doctor? Is she alright?"
The doctor didn't answer. He ran out of the door as if running for dear life.
Goku and Goten raised their defenses and entered the room where Chichi lay. Their mouths dropped open from shock. Chichi was holding in a small bundle, a crying baby lizard that looked almost exactly like Lagableo.
