"Hey, what took you so long?" Shikamaru asked when Naruto sat down at their table in the club.

"I had a study group with some kids from school." The blonde answered with a sigh. His two friends laughed as he ordered a drink. "It's not funny, jerks. I have all the teachers on my ass about my grades, it's so annoying."

"That's what you get for ignoring your school work and making 0s on everything." Shikamaru smirked.

"Well, I've had more important things to think about." Naruto huffed.

"Like the story about your gay teacher?" Shikamaru asked.

"He's not gay." Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Maybe not gay, but he's definitely got some feelings for you. We've seen the tapes from the festival." Gaara said. Naruto laughed.

"What does that mean?" He asked.

"He treats you differently than he does the other students." Shikamaru explained.

"Ha. Wouldn't that be nice?" Naruto laughed as he drank his drink. The three friends drank all night, eager to get smashed regardless of the massive hangovers they knew they would have in the morning. When the club closed they all left.

"See you guys later." Gaara waved as he got into a taxi.

"Bye-bye." Naruto called loudly as he and Shikamaru struggled to keep standing.

"I should probably get to the bus stop before the last bus leaves." Shikamaru said. Naruto nodded as Shikamaru stumbled away. Naruto was planning on crashing at his brother's apartment only a few blocks away. He drunkenly stumbled through the streets, barely aware of his surroundings when he crashed into someone.

"Watch where you're… Naruto?" Sasuke started with a growl until he realized who had run into him.

"Hey Sa'ke." Naruto greeted with a stupid smile.

"You're drunk." The other observed. Naruto giggled and nodded, using the raven as balance. "Are you kidding?" Sasuke sighed in agitation.

"S'ske angry." Naruto slurred with a giggle.

"Yeah, what the hell are you thinking? You're a high school student; you could get arrested for drinking you know." Sasuke growled.

"Mah, what's the big deal, sen-sei?" Naruto nearly purred as he leaned in close to Sasuke's face. Sasuke's eyes widened a bit and Naruto started giggling. "You're so pretty, S'ke. Even up close you're still so pretty." He smiled trying to kiss the older man.

"Naruto." Sasuke snapped as he pushed the blonde away. Naruto giggled some more. The raven sighed and tightened his grip on the blonde. "Come on. I can't let you wander around in this state so I'll just take you to my apartment."

"Sounds good to me." Naruto smiled and tried to grab Sasuke's ass but his hand was slapped away. Sasuke helped Naruto to his apartment. Naruto cursed his luck when he realized that Sasuke's penthouse was across the hall from Kyuubi's (and those were the only two apartments on that floor). Naruto silently prayed that Kyuubi didn't come out and see them, and he was fortunate enough to make it into Sasuke's apartment unseen. It was at that time, however, that unfortunately Naruto's control snapped. He pushed Sasuke to the floor and kissed him deeply. Sasuke froze immediately when Naruto's tongue forced it's way into his mouth.

"Naruto." Sasuke managed to whisper when the blonde finally broke for air.

"I'm sorry, but I can't stop myself." Naruto groaned softly as he kissed Sasuke again. He didn't hear Sasuke tell him to stop as moved to suck on a pale neck. He ignored Sasuke's struggles when he pulled down the older man's pants and started stroking his semi-erect cock. He was too drunk to care that what he was doing was considered sexual assault. He was too drunk to notice Sasuke trying to push him away. The only thing going through his mind at the moment was how badly he wanted to touch the pale man. Sasuke came after a few minutes and Naruto passed out sometime after that. The net morning he awoke with no idea where he was or how he got there. "The hell?" He grumbled as he looked around the strange bedroom he was in. He was supposed to go to Kyuubi's, but this was definitely not his brother's living room. It was definitely someone's bedroom. He tried to sit up but his head started spinning and throbbing as his hangover hit him full force. He groaned loudly as he slowly sank back onto the bed.

"Are you awake?" Sasuke asked from the doorway. Naruto gasped softly and looked up at him.

"Uchiha-sensei? What are you doing here?" He asked dumbly.

"I found you on the street last night and brought you here." The raven answered sharply.

"Here? As in your house?" Naruto asked looking around the bedroom. He was in Sasuke's bedroom, he could barely believe it.

"You were pretty drunk so you probably don't remember." The other man sighed. Naruto flinched, he knew he sometimes did bad things when he was drunk and was really hoping his dream about having sex with Sasuke last night was just a dream.

"Um, I didn't do anything stupid, did I?" He asked nervously.

"Other than getting completely smashed at 17?" Sasuke snapped. "I have your fake ID. I'm not going to turn it in to the police, but I'm definitely going to tell your parents about it." Naruto thought for a second. He had a fake ID, but it was the one that said he was 17… It took him a few seconds in his sleepy, hung-over mind to realize the raven was talking about his real ID but of course wouldn't know it was real considering he currently believed Naruto to be a high school student.

"Shit." Naruto sighed.

"I'll make you some coffee to get rid of your hangover and then take you home to talk with your parents." Sasuke said.

"My parents?" Naruto asked.

"Better than telling the police, right?" Sasuke asked before leaving the room.

"Shit." Naruto sighed again. He didn't have parents that Sasuke could meet. The only other people he knew that were available were Shikamaru and Gaara. He quickly pulled out his phone and called Gaara.

"Where the hell are you?" Gaara growled when he answered his phone.

"Keep your voice down." Naruto whispered back.

"Where are you? Me and Shika are at your apartment." Gaara said quieter.

"Good. Stay there. I need you to do me a huge, gigantic, enormous, gargantuan favor." Naruto said quickly.

"What?" The other man sighed.

"Well, when I was going home last night I somehow ran into Sasuke and he took me to his apartment and now he has my ID but he thinks it's fake so he wants to talk to my parents but since I obviously can't take him to my real parents I need you to act like my dad." The blonde explained quickly. Gaara was quiet for a few moments. "Please, I'm begging you." He asked desperately.

"Yeah, sure." The redhead sighed defeated.

"Thanks, Gaara. I love you, man." Naruto sighed with relief. He hung up and a minute later Sasuke came in.

"Here, drink and eat. It'll get rid of your hangover." He said handing Naruto a tray of food and a mug of coffee.

"You get hangovers a lot or something, sensei?" Naruto smirked.

"No, I don't go near alcohol. It's what my brother uses though." He answered and sat on the bed. Naruto nodded and started eating. He snuck a few glances at the raven and noticed a few bruises on his neck. The bruises were definitely new and Hinata didn't seem the type of girl to leave hickies. Naruto forced himself to stay calm as he realized he was most likely the one to leave those marks on Sasuke's neck. So that meant that his dream last night was real? Or at least part of it… but he couldn't remember which part it was. He wasn't about to ask Sasuke what he had done so he could only sit quietly and worry about it. When Naruto finished eating Sasuke let him take a shower and then they headed to Naruto's apartment.

"Hello?" Naruto called as he came in. Gaara was standing there, waiting impatiently. Naruto couldn't tell if Gaara was actually annoyed with Naruto or pretending as his 'dad' but it was probably a mixture of both.

"Where have you been?" Gaara snapped.

"I'm sorry, sir, it was my fault." Sasuke quickly said. Gaara raised an eyebrow at the raven and looked him over closely.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"Uchiha Sasuke. I'm the councilor at Konoha Academy. And you must be Naruto's father?" He asked. Gaara nodded. "I found your son last night. He was very drunk and wandering around in the streets. He had this." Sasuke said holding out Naruto's ID. Gaara quickly took the ID and looked at Naruto.

"What were you thinking, you idiot?" the redhead sighed.

"I wasn't, I guess." Naruto replied. He knew Gaara was asking 'what were you thinking getting caught by your school councilor?'

"Obviously." He sighed. "Well, come in. Uchiha-sensei, may I offer you some tea or coffee?" Gaara asked as he motioned for them to sit down.

"No, I would hate to impose." Sasuke shook his head. "I'll just be leaving now." He said and turned to leave. As he was leaving Shikamaru came in.

"Oh, excuse me." The brunette man smiled. Sasuke was confused.

"Who are you?" He asked. Shikamaru's eyes widened when he realized that he didn't have an excuse for who he was.

"I'm uh," He started as he tried to think. Gaara had probably already taken 'father' and 'brother' wouldn't really work either… maybe 'uncle?'

"He's my lover." Gaara quickly said. Naruto looked at Gaara in shock while Shikamaru glared at the redhead. Sasuke laughed awkwardly.

"That's nice, huh?" He said, clearly uncomfortable with the situation. "I should be going." He said quickly as he ran out of the apartment.

"Lover?" Shikamaru growled as he slammed the door shut.

"You were taking too long so I had to think of something." Gaara rolled his eyes.

"But you had to say lover?" Shikamaru huffed.

"It's not like it's that big of a deal." Gaara told him.

"Now Naruto's teacher thinks we're gay! How is that not a big deal?" Shikamaru asked angrily.

"What's so bad about people thinking you're gay?" Naruto asked. Shikamaru sighed.

"I didn't mean it bad. I don't care if you're gay, but I'm not. How am I gonna find a girl and have a family if everyone thinks I'm gay?" He asked. Naruto quickly glanced at Gaara to see the redhead's eyes fill with sadness for a split second. He knew how Gaara felt, Sasuke was practically engaged so he didn't even have a chance with the raven.

"Shit." Naruto groaned as he fell onto his couch.

"What?" The other two quickly asked.

"I just remembered that I might have had sex with Sasuke last night." He groaned.

"What?" The other two gasped.

"Well, maybe we didn't have sex, cause I don't feel sore or anything, but I know I did something to him because this morning he had a few love bites that I seriously doubt his girlfriend left." He explained. The other two stood silently for a few seconds.

"Seriously?" Shikamaru asked.

"Did he say anything about it to you?" Gaara asked.

"Yeah right, 'Hey do you remember when you sexually assaulted me last night?' That would go over so well." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru sighed.

"Well, what are you going to do then?" Gaara asked.

"Ignore it if I can. I didn't have my glasses last night so thankfully it's not on film or anything. And Sasuke didn't really seem to want to talk about it so I just shouldn't bring it up either. I mean I don't really know what all I did because I can't really tell the real part from my dream part so I don't want to say something about having sex with him if all we did was make out, you know? All I can remember as being real was pushing him down and kissing him." Naruto muttered.

"You made out with a straight, nearly engaged man who also happens to be your high school teacher. Something bad is definitely going to come out of this." Shikamaru sighed.

"I know, but what else can I do?" He sighed.

"You can't do anything otherwise you'll blow your cover and ruin everything." Gaara said. Naruto nodded and Shikamaru sighed.

"We'll just have to wait this out I guess." He said.

"Yeah." Naruto agreed.

"One question though." Shikamaru said.

"What?" Naruto asked.

"How did a tiny guy like you push a guy like Uchiha Sasuke down? He's as big as Gaara. Wouldn't he have been able to push you off?" Shikamaru said.

"Well, Naruto is really strong when he's drunk. Remember that time you two got in a fight and he knocked you out with one punch?" Gaara pointed out.

"True, but Sasuke's a pretty big guy, so he would have been able to get Naruto off of him." Shikamaru countered.

"He did kind of struggle." Naruto nodded as he tried to remember.

"You think maybe he was struggling but not really putting much effort into it?" Gaara asked.

"You mean he wanted it?" Shikamaru asked. Naruto smiled at the thought.

"That would be nice." He said.