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Authors notes;
'Naruto' Sasuke thinking.
Naruto Sasuke's conscience responding.
Chapter 7; Sasuke's little adventure
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Sasuke woke up in a dark cell underground
'Where am I' thought Sasuke scanning the darkness for something recognisable.
You got locked up by some rabid fan-girls.
'Who the hell are you' Sasuke asked the voice in his head.
You seem surprised, the way your life is your lucky it's only one voice in your head.
'Whatever' thought Sasuke reaching for his sword, only to find it missing.
"They took all your weapon's Uchiha." Came the voice of one Neji Hyuga who was leaning against the side of said Uchiha's cell. "I broke out but I doubt that you ca-" he was interrupted by a Chidori empowered fist blowing a wall of his cell away.
"Hn that was easy." Said Sasuke with a holier than you expression.
"Fuckin' show-off, Anyway fate has brought us together so let's escape together." Said Neji believing that fate had given him the Uchiha to use as a shield.
Sasuke gave him a weird look and asked "Are you coming onto me ?"
"Fuck you, Uchiha." stated an annoyed Neji Hyuga.
"I'd rather you didn't Hyuga." replied a smirking Sasuke. He'd spent the last 3 year's in the company of no one but his brother and Kakashi, this gave him a voice in his head and the ability to make witty comment's.
The journey through the fan-girl hid-out was difficult at best, it was a place that could make the most hardened ninja ball there eye's out, coincidently Neji did so on several occasion's when he discovered slash fan-fic draft's about himself.
Sasuke took a different route, namely using Chidori on damn near everything he saw in the hid-out while muttering his mantra of "I will destroy the fan-girls."
After skilfully avoiding the horrible trap's of the Fan-girl H.Q our hero's finally found there missing weapons. Neji's eye's where puffy and his face tear-streaked, Sasuke on the other hand was laughing maniacally and had his Chidori blazing awaiting the first fan-girl he saw.
When they reached the table, which had all there weapon's displayed rather nicely, a caged dropped on them. They really should have expected it. As hundred's of fan-girl's surrounded the cage Neji fell to his knee's weeping while Sasuke looked happy to see them. As Chidori raced along his blade and his cursed seal pumped power through his veins one thought raced through his mind. Revenge.
You should really calm down, you know.
'Say's the voice in my head.'
Ya well, how do ya think I feel, I'm supposed ta be making you do the crazy shit, not calm you down.
'Your Right.'
To his audience it was very amusing to watch Sasuke make a range of different facial expression's and then finally point at his forehead and shout. "Shut the fuck up."
Calming down from his insane moment Sasuke looked around and noticed the fan-girl's drawing nearer. When they were a mere meter away Sasuke remembered something very important.
( Flashback )
" Sasuke there's something important I need to teach you, It hold's even greater value than the Chidori." Stated Kakashi in mysterious voice.
"What is it sensei" asked an unbelieving Sasuke.
"I like to call it the fan-girl escape Jutsu." Said Kakashi striking a Gai like pose.
"Teach me sensei, teach me, please sensei. You must teach me." Sasuke replied sounding like Lee.
"Well all you have to do is t-" "Kakashi my eternal rival."
( End Flashback )
"Fuckin' Bastard" Sasuke swore as he remembered Gai interrupting his could have been life saving lesson.
As the fan-girls came closer, swallowing Neji up the cry's of "Go out with me" were starting to get to him. He said the first thing that came to his mind.
"I'm in love." Shouted Sasuke
"With who." Came the demanding shout's of the fan-girl's.
Looking around the room Sasuke noticed he knew only one girl whom wasn't here, and saying he loved her was almost as dangerous as the fan-girl's were. But almost was the key word here.
"I'm in love with….with.." the fan-girls were already sharpening there weapon's "with Hinata Hyuga."
"What ?" this didn't come from the Fan-girl's, whom were already clearing out of the hid-out, it came from Neji.
"Hn, well I guess we should go save your cousin now." Said Sasuke offhandedly.
"Ohh, you'd like that wouldn't you." Seethed Neji.
"I guess I should distract them while you rescue Hinata, since I'm faster." Said Sasuke giving a holier than thou smirk.
"What, I'm faster I'll distract them." Replied Neji "Okay." Sasuke quickly agreed. Neji swore violently.
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Five minute's later found Sasuke Uchiha in a street in Konoha, carrying one Hinata Hyuga over his shoulder, running like a bat out of hell.
With the fan-girls closing in the end looked near for Sasuke.
Then suddenly a miracle took place, Neji ran out in front of the Fan-girl mob, naked. Then sped down the street in the opposite direction of Sasuke, while said Uchiha walked at a leisurely pace towards his safe-house.
Neji ran till he couldn't run no more, then his ran some more. Then, getting an ingenious plan, Neji cut down a side street and transformed into Naruto before the Fan-girls could see him.
Grinning broadly at the shout's of "We lost him!" then swearing violently at the shout's of "There's Naruto, Get him!"
Running some more in a Naruto disguise Neji decided he needed help. That's when Neji spotted Garaa. Coincidentally this was when Garaa saw what looked like Naruto running towards him looking desperate.
The colour drained from Garaa's face, his eye's widened to an inhuman size and he began uh sanding everything in sight.
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Sasuke had finally made it to his safe-house A.K.A Naruto's apartment.
Entering with-out knocking Sasuke found Naruto doing something very questionable.
Naruto was doing aerobics in his Sexy Jutsu form.
"What are you doing dobe ?" asked a shocked Sasuke, shifting his pant's to hid something.
"Training, Jiraiya told me to do it everyday, tape it and send it to him so he can inspect my technique." Replied Naruto.
"How would you two like to help me restore my clan ?" asked Sasuke making Naruto fall over and Hinata blush madly.
"Why would I do that bastard ?" asked an angry Naruto.
"Well we'd be a nice loving family." What Sasuke didn't know was those to wanted a loving family more than anything else in the world.
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( Hokage's office )
"Naruto! Why are you in your sexy form" asked a confused Tsunade.
"I can't change back." Screeched Naruto.
After a couple of test's, the arrival of Kakashi and Sakura, and Tsunade getting drunk the fifth announced why Naruto couldn't change back. Everyone listened intently, Naruto and Hinata where covered by a blanket, Sasuke was covered by a pillow, Sakura was confused but pleased with Sasuke's state of undress, and Kakashi wore a sleazy smirk visible through his mask.
"Naruto, I want you to come work at the clinic for the next 9 month's." said a drunken Tsunade. "What why ?" asked Naruto. "Well it seem's that you have revolutionized sex change's and gotten yourself pregnant." Said Tsunade seemingly enjoying herself.
As Naruto started to cry, Sakura moved to kill Naruto and Hinata and Kakashi went to tell Jiraiya some book inspiring information.
Before Sakura could attack the crying Naruto, Sasuke had thrown her out a window and started shouting about nobody touching his Naruto or Hinata.
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Authors notes;
Sorry about not having any Akatsuki in this chapter, anyway the next chapter is going to focus mainly on the good Itachi, so tell me who I should pair him up with. About the whole SasuNaruHina thing, I figured neither Sasuke or Naruto would settle for one partner, considering them both being alone for so long they'd probably have abandonment issue's.
