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I puked as I leaned over the bushes. Edward looked at my pityingly as I threw up all over his blue suede shoes. I ignored the urge to burst into song and glanced up at him.
"We should see Carlisle," he said, making a move to grab my hand. I put on hand on my hip and glared at him. I still hadn't forgiven him for leaving me to sing and dance to Sesame Street.
"No, Edward," I explained as calmly as I could, "I don't care what you say. There is a baby in my belly!" Sheesh, sometimes it was like talking to a toddler with this man/boy/soulless vampire demon.
"Bella, love," Edward said, his voice rising to a highly obnoxious and whiney pitch as he used the term of endearment I hated so much, "You've been throwing up and having the worst mood swings. I'm…worried about you. if there is a baby in there, don't you want to make sure it's safe?"
"No."
Edward did a double take. I laughed loudly. "Kidding! 'Sides, I think after the Loch Ness Monster over there I'm all drained of hate. I'm only so good, Edward." I pointed to Renesmee, who had just walked in. She was probably going to ask her new momma about Jakey-poo moving in. She turned and ran back outside, crying as she called for Rosalie. She really knew when to walk into a room.
"Fine, let's do this."
I let Edward take my hand as we went to find Carlisle.
I was worried about Bella. I was just so worried about Bella. I was just so completely worried about Bella. I was just so completely obsessed with being worried about Bella.
Because besides being hot in both mind and body, worrying over nothing was what I did best.
We found Carlisle in his study.
"Carlisle?" I asked. He turned to me, a big smile on his face. It faded slightly when he saw Bella, but he covered it quickly. I spit venom at him. He ignored me. Well, kinda.
"What do you need?"
"I was worried about Bella. She's been throwing up a lot and having mood swings all the time. I know she's preg-"
Carlisle cut me off. "If you say pregnant, I will scream."
"Pregnant!" Bella sang. Carlisle screamed, which sounded slightly like a girl. She looked at me and shrugged. "I gotta get my kicks somehow, and this house is boring. Pregnant!"
I decided to take it from Carlisle's perspective for a moment.
"Okay, if she's not pregnant, explain the throwing up."
"Haven't you noticed that Bella's been eating human food? Vampires can't do that, Edward. It tends to make us… you know… throw up." Oh, yea.
Bella was determined though. She waggled a finger at him as she placed a hand on her hip. "Yea, well, then why do I want to eat human food?"
Carlisle rolled his eyes. " You don't. You just think you do because you're really, really stupid." Oh, yea, again.
"Okay, but what about the mood swings?" I asked, praying. God, I hope that she's pregnant. Bella had already given up Renesmee, and I was holding out for a son.
Carlisle just looked at me in apology.
"Edward," he said bluntly, "You're wife's just a witch."
Oh. Yea. Why did I pick her as a soul mate?
She turned to me sadly, patting the invisible baby in her stomach. Then she shrugged, her eyes lighting up.
"Let's adopt!"
Heyy everyone this is Stephanie!!! I havent really gotten to talk to you all because mandys a fanfiction story hogger. hehe im just kidding.
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