Okay, back soon, but I have another free night, and I won't for a while,
so I'm going to update them both, alright? Alright. As I've put in Zero's summary,
I'm gonna take some ideas from Final Fantasy. Seven, to be specific. Well,
who cares right now, on with the show!!


Hakkyou: That was all pretty fun..And now that I have my music playing, I'll be good to go!

Leon: Good to go get fucked, that is...

Hakkyou:...Say something?...!

Leon: Er, no. Nothing.

Hakkyou: Exactly. Okay, not as busy as usal, so this means this one'll be shorter...I think I might do some plot developing-

Fox: The wall! THE WALL!!!

Hakkyou: Oh, er, right- uh, sorry....Questions! Yes, questions! BRING IN SHADOW.

Shadow falls from the sky, and then melts into the ground, only to appear an inch above it and land on his face.

Shadow: Damn, I screwed it up!

Hakkyou:....Weird...

Shadow: You! *Pointing at Hakkyou*

Hakkyou: Eh?! What?!

Shadow: Yeah, Velk is important. But guess who I'm going to have to deal with it? I'm not going to tell you yet.

Hakkyou: Then why did you bother opening your mouth?

Shadow: Moving on! To Wolf:...

Shadow:...

Wolf:...

Shadow:...

Wolf:...

Shadow:...

Wolf:...

Shadow: SMACK!!!

Wolf: GODDAMMIT!!!

Krystal: Nice slap!

Shadow looks at Krystal

Shadow: The offer's still open.

Looks at Fara

Shadow: Same to you.

The two stare at him in incredulity. Shadow stirkes a thinking pose.

Shadow: But who...? I think I know how. Whoever can eat the most whip cream. Heheh... Prodigious.

Fara and Krystal begin cramming their gobs full of whipped cream.

Shadow: FUCK MAN!! RUN!!! IT'S THE SUPER VILLAIN KNOWN AS (Insert name here) MAN!! AND HE'S ON HIS PERIOD!!! *pointing at Falco*

Falco: WHa...Uh...Eh? What...He...He...He...! HE'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Falco runs off into the distance. No one misses him.

Shadow: To Bill: Hope you don't mind, but you're very immature in the first few chapters of Malice and Desperation. But there's a plan for it. Sorry!

Bill: Nah, s'okay. Hey, what's under there?

Shadow" Huh? Under where?

Bill: HAHA I MADE YOU SAY 'UNDERWEAR!!'

Bill begins dancing around, but trips and lands on his head, effectively knocking himself out.

Hakkyou: Too bad. I wanted to make him feel pain.

Shadow: To Hakkyou: (Shadow slams his Zanpaktou into the ground, and it begins glowing as he does aprox. 50 hand signs in ten seconds).
Ninja Art: Ultima Shadow Eruption! ( Shadow grabs the Zanpaktou and swings it vertically at Hakkyou, sending a large wave of black and gold energy at him)

Hakkyou: Nice trick. But the triangle button is my friend!! (Hakkyou presses the /\ button, and jumps out of the attack's way, sending back his own attack of white and red, which Shadow dodges as well)

Shadow: Damn the /\ button!!! Heheh. I love Q&A's. Don't forget, the War is back on. The contestants are you, me, timid, shaky and SFL. Bring it on!

Hakkyou: Another one? Ridiculous...Anyways, you know who you remind me of?

Shadow: Who?

Hakkyou: Sora, but with a Zanpaktou and Ninja skills...

Shadow:..Strange... HOLY CRAP!!! HAKKYOU!! YOUR UN-NAMED SWORD!!!!

Hakkyou looks down in horror as he watches the blade of his un-named sword crumble into nothing.

Hakkyou: Damn you...Damn you....HOJOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hakkyou falls to his knees and yells to the heavens, lamenting his loss*

Shadow: dude, chill. Just gett a new one.

Hakkyou: Good plan! Be right back- Shadow, you have to be host for a while. See ya!

Hakkyou turns around and walks away. He somehow gets to the horizon surprisingly fast.

Shadow: Alright! Now, who's the next-

????: Shadow!!!!!!!

Shadow: Timid!!!!!!

The two run to each other and embrace. Far away, Hakkyou stumbles.

Hakkyou: Did I just feel...love..on my show?...SHADOWWWW!!!!!!!!

Back with the show

Timid: Okay, I'm here to ask questions.

Shadow: Shoot.

Timid: To Falco: Are you going out with Katt Monroe?

Falco: Kinda.

Katt: A bit.

Timid:...That is NOT a valid answer.

Falco: I dunno...We hang out.

Katt: We're pretty much just friends... It'd be way too awkward...

Timid: I've learned something. A bit. To Males; Do you look at ****?

Males: Well, we're going to assume that says porn, so, yes!

Timid: Do you like yuri? Does it turn you on?

Fox: No.

Wolf: Nah.

Leon: HELL YEAH!!

Panther: Panther doesn't understand why gay girls are thought to be hot.

Shadow: Hmm...I dunno...haven't ventured there...

Timid: Same as last one, but yaoi instead of yuri.

All but Fox&Wolf: NO!!!

Fox: Definately!!

Wolf: I'd take the whole lot...

Timid: To Girls: Do you look at ****?

Girls: Well, that's probably porn, so not that much, but yeah, we're used to it.

Timid: Do you like yuri? Does it turn you on?

Krystal: Ew! No, no thanks.

Fara: I'd thought of it...

Katt: Meh, dunno, don't really care much.

Timid: Same question as before, but yaoi instead of yuri.

Krystal: I don't really see the merit in it for us...But kinda...

Fara: It's usually good...

Katt: Still don't care much.

Timid: To All but Slippy: I'm sorry if I offended you with those last six questions!

All(But Slippy): Nah, not a problem.

Timid: To Slippy: In this fic, you suck. In my fic, I'll make you vaguely normal.

Slippy: I once slept in Krystal's boots!!

Krystal begins running around, trying to get her boots off.

Timid: I LOATH SHAKESPEARE'S ENTOURAGE!! WHO'S WITH ME?!

Hakkyou: Explain a bit more, and I might concede.

Timid: When did you get here?

Hakkyou: When youw ere asking the porn questions.

Timid:...Why didn't you answer?

Hakkyou: Didn't fel like it.

Timid: But!...But!!

Hakkyou: What do you think the answer is, anyways?! I've made it clear haven't I?! THEN TAKE A FUCKING GUESS!!!

Timid:...Sooo.....Yuri?

Hakkyou glares at her.

Hakkyou: Perish. Now.

Hakkyou jumps at her, pulling out a new sword-

Shadow: You're not hurting her!

Shadow blocks Hakkyou and knocks him back with his Zanpaktou.

Shadow: Got the new sword?

Hakkyou: What? Too retarded to see it?

Hakkyou holds out his new sword in front of him: The sword is pure white and of normal length. Hakkyou spins it and ends ina battle position.

Hakkyou: Let's test this thing out...

All Star Fox Crew: NOT.

The screen slides to the right, revealing Hakkyou, Timid and Shadow in a serious discussion.

Timid: Then they must have Kris! I haven't heard from him ina while...

Hakkyou: Meh...Couldn't we just leave him? He hurt my ear!

Shadow: No way! We have to help him! Seriously, he'd help us!

Hakkyou: Wouldn't ehlp me. Besides, there's nothing to worry about! What, are they gonna realise they got the wrong guy and shut off the power to our hide out and try to take one of us to they're hide out so that we'll have to go and save them because one of them is very dear to the other and one'll feel bad because it was his fault that this all happened, so he goes along and fights off the Montanah followers, eventually cutting of the head off the beast itself?

And the lights went out.

Hakkyou-Timid-Shadow: Shit.


Alright, short, but I'm tired. Not gonna write anymroe tonight, so forget about Zero.
Any good? Hopefully. I just wanna get this Montanah thing over with! Whatever.
And don't worry Velk, you're very important ot the plot. Okay, this time, instead of
sending me questions, join me in my battle against Montanah! Bring any of your OC's
if you have them lying around, and get your best weapons out. And remember-
Embrace your dreams, and no matter what- Protect your Fanfiction honor.
Oh noez! The new sword broke! DAMN YOU HOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(The joke is that Hojo is involved in everything, becuase he IS involved in everything in Final Fantasy VII)

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