Kitsune Hanyou: Hello everyone
Kitsune Hanyou: Sorry again for the late submission, but as promised 3 omake!
Youko: Roll tape!
Omake 1: Ohayo gozaimasu, Papa Keitaro! (Good Morning, Daddy Keitaro!"
The morning lights drift into the awakened Urashima household. One adult and several children enjoy their breakfast joyfully, munching and drinking away the morning meals. The tallest head, Urashima Keitaro, father of 9 children, smiles to his young ones.
But, right at this moment, 11-year-old Naru will soon break the calm atmosphere of the family's breakfast.
"Dad?"
"Yes honey?"
"Why did mom leave us?"
Heads slowly turned to the foolish girl, incredulous stares and glares before turning back to the frozen smile of their father.
In a blur of movement, Keitaro sat hunched over on the nearby corner with a purple cloud of depression hovering above his head. Sweat drops fell down each of the children's heads when their father started mumbling under his breath, with a barely audible "I'm sorry".
"Naru! You know your not suppose to ask that!" Seion scolded, Kitsune followed up with a frown on her face.
"I'm sorr—Ouch!" Shinobu interrupted her sister's apology by whacking her on the head with her rattle, repeatedly if I might add.
"Yeah, it's not dad's fault that he was a failure as a husband."
Oh…that did it.
They all flinched when they realized Kitsune's words slipped. Slowly turning to their father, who had just run out the room screaming, "I fail as a father!" The twins had left to comfort their hurt father while the rest turned back to Kitsune and Naru, looks of disapproval etched on their faces. But before anymore scolding, Motoko and Tomoko ran back in panting.
"Father is going to kill himself, we have to stop him!"
Wide eyed, scared little kids ran out of the room screaming "Dad don't!" or "It's not worth it!" to stop their father from attempting suicide…again.
Omake 2: Unseen combat footage.
Youko walks up to the front of the audience carrying a disc while Tomoko wheels in a projector and laptop.
"Hey everyone, remember the exciting fight from the last chapter? Well, here is the unseen (or written) footage (script) of the heroic efforts of our brave little friend! I'm sure Motoko will love this one so… (The spot light shines on Motoko, tied to a chair and her mouth bound by cloth) we brought her here today! Play video!"
"Mmmff Mrrrmhy mmm mmnnds! (Have mercy you fiends!)"
On screen:
Zombie after zombie fell as a flash of green and yellow dashes through one after another, strangely shaped holes decorate the defeated masses of rotting flesh.
The camera zooms in and watches Tama flies around and then spins like a disc while cutting the lunging creature at the waist. Tama flies towards the camera and waves her little flipper, right after she shakes off the gore.
"Well wasn't that exciting? Don't you agree Motoko?"
Motoko's eyes are blank, her body limp, and the cloth damp from her foaming mouth.
"I'm glad you liked it!"
Omake 3: Shinobu's true colors!
"Su, I think they want you to spare them." Kitsune commented on the groveling undead. Su had already claimed a ¼th of the entire platoon by her self, so it was no wonder they should be scared.
"Evens if I did, Shinomu wouldn't let them run, see?" Before Kitsune had the chance to turn to where Su pointed, a wide beam of blue energy disintegrated the opposing force.
Kitsune could not believe her eyes; Shinobu was hovering in air, small, blue astral wings on the side of her feet, accompanied by the large spell glyph and the peculiar staff she was holding. The thing that stood out the most was the white outfit and the gloves with jewels on the back of her hands.
"Blast them away Shinomu!" Su shouted, and Shinobu nodding in reply.
"Let's go Singing Heart!" "Hai! Wakarimashita, Shinobu-sama!" said the staff in a giddy, singsong voice.
"Sacred…." A spherical glyph appeared at the end of her staff as particles of magic energy condensed into a large blue ball, "Buster!!"
Keitaro and the rest watched as shy little Shinobu decimate the undead army (and most of their front yard) with a large pillar of blue pulsing energy.
Keitaro flinched when a sign appeared over her head saying, "OVER 1000 kills!"
Shinobu laughed with one arm holding the staff down and her left hand covering her mouth, "I am the true dynasty warrior!"
Finally, queue en masse sweat drops.
Kitsune Hanyou: Why did I take longer than before?
Youko: Testing period nimrod
Kitsune Hanyou: Pfft you don't have to be mean!
Youko: Whatever…next chapter, we get the girls acquainted with their new home…
Tomoko: …Test out their skills…
Choco: And introduce them to "Keitaro's boot camp of hell" nya!
Residents: What!?
Keitaro: Next time! Training hell!
Shinobu: Am I of any use at all?
Disclaimer-kun: Hai hai Kitsune Hanyou does not own Nanoha and the Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha series
in the background, Kitsune Hanyou: NanohaXFate FOREVER!
