A/N: Copy paste people!

No, I'm not Yuji Naka, Hartman or any of these guys so I don't own the story; but I do share the crossover idea with a few million people.
...I'm probably gonna murder Foaly and Holly so...forgive me plz? ^.^'
I was gona right that faster but... staff happens.


" Ugh... May I help you? You don't seem like a gentle guy, but pointing guns at us is going to end up with you having broken nose by Mr. Sunshine over there." the blue hedgehog said with an unusual carefree tone that surprised everyone, especially the bodyguard. He kept looking at Butler with a smile in his face, slowly placing his head out of the gun's range. 'Okay, this is awkward.'

" You're eagerly screaming for a chaos spear in your tail, you know that hedgehog?" said the black irritated hedgehog who completely ignored both the over two-meters-tall man and the gun. Its head was turned toward his companion, hands crossed but his red eyes were still focused on Butler. 'I dare you to try and shoot me human and then I'm going to catapult you over the Great Forest.'

To put it more specifically it was glaring daggers. At Butler of course, who was three times his height and five times his size.

" ... Hel-lo! My. na-me, is, Fo-a-ly. I, am, friend!" said Foaly in a comical attempt to communicate with these two. His unique speech was accompanied by -also comical- hand gestures. He was adressing more to the blue one as it appeared friendlier than the black one. In fact the latter looked like he was ready to be on a killing spree. He came closer to Butler, raised his eyebrows and tilted his head. '' Help me in here!" he muttered to him.

Butler, however had a different plan. He raised both his guns again on the creatures' heads, pulling out the safety. He meant business. Foaly could study them and act like a fool for all he cared.

" No! Mr. Giant! Don't hurt Mr. Sonic and Mr. Shadow!" sounded a high-pitched voice, clearly belonging to a young girl. Right at that time a rabbit came out of the woods with something small and blue flying behind it. The rabbits had tears in her eyes and run towards Butler, grabbing his right leg. " They didn't do anything bad! They're good! Please!" she continued yelling, her begs melting everyone's hearts -except Butler's which was too shocked to feel anything.

Slowly but steadily, Butler's hands dropped, his gaze still fixed on the rabbit clinging onto his leg. He had to admit, it- she looked cute. He then noticed a small, blue, flying... drop of water?

... Could this get even weirder?

" Little Cream! Long time no see!" said the blue hedgehog. " How's my favourite rabbit doin' ?" he continued in an odd fatherly tone. Before one could blink, the rabbit had left Butler's leg and hugged Sonic while Cheese landed on Sonic's head. " Mr. Sonic! I'm so glad you're fine, me and moma were worried because you and Mr. Shadow had vanished for a while and-"

" Woah there , slow down a bit!" Sonic exclaimed. " You are on a roll-"

" And it's good to see you're alright too Mr. Shadow!" continued Cream, pounding on Shadow who stared awkwardly at the rabbit, ears slightly folded back. You could see his lips twitching upwards. Not that he was going to admit it of course. " Pleased to see you again Cream."

After that heart-warming scene the three Mobians -and Chao- looked at the humans wearily.

Danny, trying to lift the tension approached them slowly. '' Uh... hi there. It seems that we started on the wrong foot. Well-uh my name's Danny." he shyly muttered. "Strange to meet you." he continued with one of his usual puns as he held out his hand. They didn't seem bad. Especially the young rabbit. The blue one seemed like the 'cool' guy and while the black one was intimidating, he clearly wasn't evil.

The blue hedgehog grinned and shook Danny's hand. " Strange to meet you too. I'm Sonic. Sonic the hedgehog, also known as the fastest thing alive, thank you very much." he said faking a bow which caused Shadow to roll his eyes and Cream giggling.

Danny also smiled and then turned towards the black hedgehog. "Hi. M-my name's Danny ?" he muttered trying to sound as polite as possible as he didn't want to anger him.

The black one observed him for a while with a cold stare which sent shivers up his spine. Finally he shook his hand too. " At least you are not pointing guns at us or acting like we are complete savages. Shadow the Hedgehog." he said with a smooth voice which creeped Danny even more. He had learned from experience not to trust those with a too smooth voice. Vlad, for example. Of course he could just go ghost and overshadow him. No bigie.

Lastly he turned to the little rabbit. She was smiling to him and, he had to admit, she was adorable. "Hi there. Well my name's still Danny." She appeared harmless and she was obviously a kid -by the human status of course.

" Pleased to meet you Mr. Danny. I am Cream the Rabbit." she then watched as the little rabbit bowed and held her party dress. She really was very polite. 'Sam would have a fit with all this cuteness.' He inwardly chuckled. 'That would be hilarious.' Cheese also found that a perfect time to get off Sonic's head and pounce on a very surprised Danny. " What-?" was all he managed to say.

" Cheese! Don't surprise Mr. Danny!" Cream scolded her friend who just pouted and flew next to Cream. She then looked at Danny and said "That's Cheese, a Chao. We've been friends since I could remember myself." .

" Sonic! Shadow! Cream! Cheese! What kind of names are that!" exclaimed Vlad Masters. " Let me guess you also have friends named 'Rainbow' or 'Knuckles' ?" he asked his voice dripping with sarcasm. For some reason by the mention of the last name Sonic started uncontrollably laughing and kept muttering 'knucklehead' , Shadow stared at him and Cream came right next to him. "You know Mr. Knuckles, Mr. ...! " she happily said.

"Masters. Vlad Masters." he replied. After a while, he fully understood what the rabbit had said. " You actually know someone named by that ridiculous name?". With his last remark Sonic's laughing fit just became louder.

" This situation is obviously confusing. I suggest we start from the beginning for everything to make sense. " stated Artemis who was now next to Butler. Artemis was intrigued by those creatures and while the rabbit was a minimum threat, the two hedgehogs, especially Shadow, appeared quite powerful despite their small size. He was an expert on observation so he could see their wiry muscles along with the fact that they behaved as having their life threatened was a routine.

"How about we go to my momma's house! She has baked strawberry-pie for dinner!" exclaimed Cream.

"Yeah, uh... Cream I believe we're too many. You think your mother can handle housing ... five humans, two hedgehogs, a... centaur and an... alfar?" Zak asked counting the humans and non-humans at the area. He thought that the creepy kid's idea was good but he didn't want the rabbit's mother freaking out.

" Nah, I don't thing that'll be a problem. If Mrs. Vanilla is capable of satisfying Vector's appetite, we'll be a piece of cake!" Sonic informed the others. He was already walking. " Besides, it's not too far, the house is one mile away from this field!" he continued.

" How about we vote?" suggested Holly wanting to make things as quickly as possible. "I say yes"

"Same for me." said Foaly.

"Count me in." said Danny.

"And me." said Vlad.

" I agree with Captain Short. Let's get this over with." said Artemis.

Butler just nodded his head.

" I bet yes is the best anwer." said Zak.

...

...
Everyone looked at Shadow. He just stared them with an exagerated face.

" I'm coming weather I like it or not, aren't I?"

"Yes, Shadow you are."

" ...I despise you Hedgehog."

"I care about you too, Shads."

" ... "

" Now, now don't frown, you'll create wrinkles."