A/N: Sorry for taking ages to update. Fanfiction wouldn't let me upload !
Chapter 8: Protecting Bella and Shopping With Alice:
"Emmett! Bella! We're going shopping!" I heard Alice yell. Oh man.
"NOOOO! Stay away from me evil!" I screeched, making a cross with my fingers. "Oh great gumdrops." I heard Bella say from beside me.
"Come on you two. Or I'll call Esme and tell her you aren't listening!" The little pixie was threatening us!
"Jazzy you are coming too. Esme left me in charge."
"Alice please! I'm begging you!" Jasper pleaded, dropping to his knees.
"Sweetheart, plea—" "Jasper." She snapped. "
You are coming with." At the mall…5 hours later:
"Alice, can we please take a break?" Bella asked after we walked out of Hot Topic... For the third time.
"Whatever. Let's go sit in the food court." She sighed.
We all walked over there, people staring the whole way.
"OOH! Jazzy, we have to run to American Eagle quick!" She yelled at him.
"Oh, man." He complained, but got up anyway. That left me and Bella alone. "Well," Bella said, breaking the silence, "at least that isn't us."
"Yeah, reall—" but some rude man cut e off, trying to flirt with Bella.
"Hey sexy. What's your name?"
"Um, Bella." She told him. Ugh Bella! You aren't supposed to tell him your real name!
"Pretty name. I'm John. John James the fourth." And hopefully the last… "Would you like to take a walk with me?" he had a very nasally annoying voice. I wanted to slap him.
"Go away." I warned, Bella looked uncomfortable.
"Or what?" he challenged. I chuckled.
"Or I'll get her husband to come and hurt you. Or I could just do it. I'm overprotective when it comes to my baby sister. Now leave Johnnie boy or I'll hurt you."
"You're married?" he asked Bella.
"Yep! See, look it my ring. Isn't it pretty?" she asked, holding out her hand. He stared at it open mouthed, and then turned, tripping over a random corn-dog laying on the ground, smashing his face into a plate of pizza, and knocking himself out. I looked at Bella, then burst out laughing.
"Oh, my gosh! What a moron!" she yelled, falling backwards out of her chair. Of course, that made me laugh harder.
"Will you quiet down?" Alice yelled when she came back, "Alice…you…should…have…seen that!" I yelled out between laughs. Jasper calmed me down.
"He tripped over a corn-dog, smashed his face into some pizza, then got knocked out! It was worse than when Bella was a human!" Alice chuckled a bit.
"We still have stores to go to guys. Come on!" she yelled. 6 hours and 426 shopping bags later:
"Home! Home at last!" I screamed out once we got home.
"Drama queen." Jasper muttered from behind me.
"Emmett? What are you telling about?" Esme asked, appearing at the door way.
"Oh Esme! Alice, she-she forced us to go shopping for nine hours! It was terrible! I wasn't even allowed to go to Game Stop!" I screamed, grabbing her into a hug.
"Well, that's your fault for getting grounded." Esme muttered.
"You shouldn't have grounded me!"
"EMMETT! STOP YELLING!" everyone yelled at the same time. Well then.
"Fine." I muttered.
"Oooohh! Guess what! We went to Build-ABear! Rosie! I got you a teddy bear!" "Aw, Em." She said in a loving tone.
"His name is Sir Pickle Pants the Four-hundred-thousand, sixhundred-twenty-fourth. You have to call him by his full name all the time."
"Uh, okay?" her tone questioned my sanity. "Em!" Edward yelled from the living room.
"You have no sanity to question!" Grr bro. Oh, hey! The chainsaw! You better run Eddie. I'm gonna getcha. Emmie Bear's gonna come after ya! Whoa. Wait. Did I just call myself Emmie Bear? What is wrong with me? I started the chainsaw and ran after Edward. SWEET REVENGE!
