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( A.N: Holy crap, are you people still here? O.O )

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: HANDS AND FEET!

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: Hands and feet?

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: Don't question the hands and the feet! Why aren't you paying child support?!

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: Child support? O.O For who?!

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: OUR SON!

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: WE HAVE A SON?! O.O

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT YOUR OWN SON! YOU DON'T REMEMBER DUKADUKADUG?!

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: DukaDukaDug? Who the hell named this kid anyways?!

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: YOU did! Who else?! What was I to you Roy? A one-night stand?! Were you so drunk that you didn't even remember what happened between us?! -sobs-

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: Ed, I'm considering calling your therapist now...

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: It's not my fault! You and I get drunk, get in a relationship, you get me pregnant, we have a son together, you decide to name him DukaDukaDug! And now you don't even remember him, or what happened...And now I have to pay child support alone!

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: ...Something has occured to me...HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET PREGNANT?! WE'RE BOTH GUYS!

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: Don't you know ANYTHING?! EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE ON THIS SITE! LOOK AROUND YOU! THERE'S AL SORTS OF MALE-PREG FANFICTIONS...AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT THE FANGIRLS GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT, IT'S RIDICULOUS!! ...AND YOU SLEPT WITH MY BROTHER!

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: ...O.O

( BUTTSEX has joined your conversation )

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: Alphonse, change your name --

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: ...O.O

BUTTSEX says: omg, Roy! I love you!!

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: ...O.O

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: You have to choose Roy! Do you want to go with buttsex crazed Alphonse, or moi? And your son, DukaDukaDug?

Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow says: What about Riza?! O.O

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: She claimed herself a lezbian and ran off with Winry!

( Roy Is Really Jesus Somehow has left your conversation )

BUTTSEX says: Brother?

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: Yes Al?

BUTTSEX says: What was the point behind all that?

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: Don't tell me you don't believe me! I HAVE A SON NAME DUKADUKADUG!! AND ROY IS THE FATHER!!

( BUTTSEX has left your conversation )

Ed's Not Wearing Underwear Today says: -giggles- Alphonse's name said BUTTSEX!

(A.N: Hey, it's been a while for all of you, hasn't it? I hope I don't get murdered by an angry mob, or anything crazy like that...I baked you all cookies OO Eat and enjoy, and put down your torches and your pitchforks...And any other potentially dangerous weapons you may be carrying on you.)