Ok, so I'm back… I probably haven't posted in a while by the time I'm uploading this, but Happy 2019 I guess

Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia

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Narrator's PoV

It had been well over two weeks of the class trying to figure out who EraserHead was married to.

"Should we go back to the theory that he's married to ?" Ururaka asked head on Iida's lap

"No, he said he had a husband. So unless is a man it's a bust." Midoriya slumped onto his boyfriend's shoulder, their cats in similar positions

"Guys I don't think we are going to figure this out without a break through. It's been weeks, maybe we should just let him have his privacy? Besides, he's going on a work trip for the next week. We won't be able to ask him anything else for a while." Mina walked into the room wearing a black sundress and heels

"Where are you going Miss thing?" Hagakure asked

"Denki and I are going to meet Shinsou's parents. He recently told them about how all three of us are together and they wanted to meet us." She explained checking herself in a mirror.

"I'm really nervous. What if they don't like us? Or understand what a poly relationship is? Or their homophobic," Denki whined pulling at the collar of his dark blue polo.

"You two will be fine. I'm sure they'll like you as long as I'm happy." The mind controller smiled softly

"Ok we're off then." Mina smiled back

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The three of them arrived at Sky Lounge Top of Tree and the two jokers were more nervous than ever. Not only were they going to meet their boyfriend's parents, but it was at a nice restaurant that the two of them only dreamed of affording. For fucks sake their first date with him was to Chuck-E-Cheese. What? His quirk was really fun to mess with the employees.

What did his parents even do? He never really mentioned them.

"So, what should we expect when your parents get here?" Kaminari asked his boyfriend

"Well, I guess you should know they are my adoptive parents. My mother died when I was young, and my father died more recently in the All for One battle. I've known my adoptive parents since I was really young, and they took me in so I could continue going to school and achieve my dream." He Explained

"Oh dang. How come you never mentioned this before?" Mina inquired

"I don't know, I guess I just don't like talking about my family all that much. But since we're dating you guys should meet my parents, but no talking about this to anyone ok?"

"Um, sure hun." Denki was a tad confused, but when was he not?

The three of them were sat at a table for five and went ahead and ordered appetizers and drinks.

"So what are your parents names?"

"Shouta and Hizashi. I have two dads."

"Noice."

"Smort."

"Sorry we're late Hitoshi," a very familiar voice caused shivers to run down the two students' spines

"It's all good Dad." The mind controller grinned at his boyfriend and girlfriend

"Wait… eraserhead is your dad. That means you've known who he was married to this entire time!" Mina's jaw dropped

"Obviously, I was at the wedding,"

"Sorry Shouta, I had a little trouble finding the bathroom," another familiar voice explained

"You're married to ? This is epic." Kaminari grinned at his favorite teacher.

"I think being moronsexual runs in the family…" shinsou muttered to his dads

"Most definitely,"

The five of them continued to talk, Kaminari and Mina were only a little weirded out by the fact they were at dinner with their teachers.

But luckily for them, Present Mic was their favorite teacher, and he was a lot of fun to hang around.

"So , the whole class has been going crazy for the past two weeks trying to determine who your husband is…" Mina started before taking a sip of water "it's been really funny, I think Midoriya has fried his last three brain cells." Kaminari chuckled

"I assumed so, the plan was to distract you from my planning of a huge test. Isn't that what all teachers do?" He looked at the teens over his glass

"Hahah, you're joking right? You wouldn't actually do that to us." Shinsou cut in

"Of course we're kidding, teachers don't do that to their classes. I know it seems like we do, but it's nearly impossible to organize tests so you don't have multiple in one week. It's unrealistic to ask for that, but we try to work with you guys." Yamada explained

"Now that I think about it, you two have never had a test on the same day…" Mina muttered

The five of them continued to talk for some time, and had a generally good evening free of incident.

"Alright, I'll see you next week." Aizawa gave Shinsou a hug, and kissed Yamada on the cheek.

"Alrighty, make sure to call when you get in ok?" Present Mic looked his husband in the eyes.

"I promise I will."

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Back at Mina's dorm (Shinsou's PoV)

"I can't believe you kept that under wraps dude!" Kaminari whined to his boyfriend

"No one asked so I didn't tell," the mind reader flopped onto the bed

"Understandable, I mean you haven't met either of our families yet." Ashido let out a sigh, she had mentioned to her parents that she had two boyfriends, and they weren't the happiest.

Kaminari's parent didn't really care what he did, they didn't care about him that much in the first place.

Suddenly there was a kick on the door,

"Come in!" The pinkette called

Bakugou and Todoroki entered

"Well hell has frozen over." I muttered to myself

"Do you have any info on the mission our boyfriend's are on?" Half and half inquired

"For their internship? No clue whatsoever." The sharpshooter replied

"Welp apparently they are going to be gone for up to a fucking week." Bakugou scoffed

It's kinda weird Aizawa left at the same time.

"Well thanks anyway, I'm gonna go sleep." Todoroki shrugged

"I mean you could join us if you're interested, but I doubt so." Kaminari held up a blunt

"You really think those two would join in? They never want to." Ashido groaned

"I'm fine, like I've told you dumbasses before I don't do that shit."

"I'm good, I just want to sleep."

"Told you…"

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The next day

"Alrighty kiddos, I'm going to be your homeroom sub for the next week or so. Any questions?"

To my horror Kaminari shouted out

"How long have you been married?"

"About nine years now, next question." My dad replied

"Do you smoke weed?" Sero called

"Son I work three jobs, the answer is obviously yes."

"Who are you married to?" Koda piped up

"My husband's name is Shouta."

"Do you have any kids?" My girlfriend was looking directly at me when she spoke

"One adopted son, in fact he's in your class." My father grinned looking right at me.

Fuck… the entire class lost. Their. Shit.

"Who the FUCK is it?" Bakugou stood up on his desk

"Bakugou get down you're disrespecting ever hero that say there before you and the people who made it!" Iida waved his hands

"It is curious that no one here has ever mentioned it." Shoji chimed in

"It's really easy to guess, he looks like my husband." Present mix laughed

A pause then Todoroki slammed his hands on his desk

"Is Shinsou Aizawa's secret love child?" He practically shouted

"Not his biological child but yes, Hitoshi is our adopted son."

Gods damn it to hell.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIM-" Bakugou was silenced as I activated my quirk

"Ok, everyone shut the hell up, and listen. I am in fact our teacher's adoptive son, they adopted me before second semester began. My biological parent are both dead, one from when I was young, the other during the All for One battle. I did not disclose this information to anyone, due to my adoptive parents not being open with their relationship to their students. Any other questions for me?" I glared at the entire class

"IS IT TRUE YOU HAVE BOTH A BOYFRIEND AND A GIRLFRIEND?" That blond kid Monoma stuck his head in

"Get the fuck out." I used my quirk once more

I felt Hizashi's hand on my shoulder.

"Thank you for respecting our privacy Hitoshi, but it's ok. You can take a seat now."

I quietly sat down and I felt Mina reach her hand for mine. It was nice, the three of us. Sure I wasn't their mutual soulmate, but they cared for me in a way I thought no one ever would, and I cared for them back.

"All right, now who wants to hear about the story of how Shouta and I found out we were soulmates?"

"Me!" Hagakure bounced out of her seat.

This was gonna be good.

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Soooooo… I know I said this was gonna be erasermic, but I just had writer's block, and it ended up more MinaXdenkiXshinsou, and just saying they are my fricken otp. I ship them so hard it's unhealthy.

For anyone who doesn't like the ship, I don't care. I've shipped Mina and Denki for a long time, then shinsou came into kaminari's life and I cried tears of joy, but Mina was still there, and I had the brilliant idea to put the ships together. Now you have what has consumed my life.

Also I finally started reading the manga, and for those who do, the trip I referenced was the Overhaul arc… expect some Kiribaku angst ()

Well thank you for reading, I will make a more erasermic centric chapter at a later date but for now, thank you for reading, have a good night.