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Chapter ate (really Purplestar eats some salsa in this)
Purplestar sat in her Purple sparklely den unaware that she just lost a clan member.
"Ummm, we need more people for the Whitestorm fan club! Only two cats in it besides my wonderful self." Purplestar said to herself.
She walked over to her Purple laptop and typed,
Whitestorm Fan club
Cats in the fan club;
Purplestar, Ecokitty, and Kaila.
"We need more cats! You would think that some cats would be honored to be in the Whitestorm fan club! Tsk. Tsk." Purplestar mewed.
Purplestar (The authoress): Hey! If you don't want to be fed Special K red barriers of fire, then Join the whitestorm fan club!!!!
Back to the story……….
All of a sudden Holidayheart (with pink fur for valentines day) came running in.
"The morning patrol and I found this all over the ground near the fortress" Holidayheart mewed as she held up a bottle of salsa.
"I must investigate this- uh, this salsa mystery! Get some of the best warriors and lots of tortilla chips! And maybe some gacomole" Purplestar mewed.
Purplestar led her patrol to the fortress as they neered, the could here a soft sobbing.
"Hey look its Dovepaw and that Tamtopaw dude." Redwood mewed.
"Ewwww! Theres salsa every where!" Frostfoot mewed.
"What happened Dovepaw?" Holidayheart asked.
"Pizza clan killed him! All that's left of him is- is Salsa! I hate salsa!" Dovepaw sobbed.
"Every one grab some chips!" Purplestar mewed happily.
Purplestar got the most biggest chip in the world and started eating when………
"Hey! That's our salsa! We kill him fair and sqare!" Said Leafstar.
Purplestar put down her big chip and picked up a machine gun and loued the gun with Special K red barriers of fire.
"Get! This is my salsa! And if you don't move I'll shot ya'll!" Purplestar said with a hillbilly accent.
" Pow! Powy pow bang!"
The cats fleed and Purplestar picked up her big chip and started eating.
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