A Day at the Mall

BPOV

Normally, I would dread a trip to the mall, but in this case, because the whole family was going, I doubted there was any torture Alice could inflict. We took two cars, Edward, Alice, Jasper and I went in the Volvo while Rosalie, Emmett, Carlisle and Esme drove in the Mercedes.

When we pulled up, Edward grabbed my hand and squeezed it reassuringly. Something was going on that I didn't know about. "Alright, whats the catch?" I questioned everyone in the car. Alice let out a giggle.

"We are going to play truth or dare!" Alice squealed. My eyes widened.

"Oh, really?" I said. Edward came around and pulled me out of the car. When I was in his arms, he whispered,

"Don't worry, I wont let them do anything bad to you, alright?" He set me down and led me to the entrance, the rest of the family was being us. We all stopped in the food court and sat down at a square booth.

"Alright," Carlisle announced. "If we are going to play, we are going to play fair, so I will count heads out. Bella, pick a number," he directed at me. Automatically, I picked a random number,

"Twenty-Three," I said. I had a feeling he picked me because I couldn't calculate things quick enough to cheat like the others could.

"Alright, Emmett, you are first," he said. Apparently, his head was the twenty-third when you counted around the table. Emmett got a very scary grin across his face and rubbed his hands together.

"Hmmm, Edward, truth or dare?" he asked curtly. I saw no point in asking for the truth , no one ever picked it. Edward sighed and his grip on my hand got tighter.

"Dare," he said through his teeth. Alice laughed so hard she fell out of her chair. Edward started at Emmett, wide-eyed. "You have got to be kidding me," he hissed. Alice was giggling so hard, it sounded like a drunk chipmunk was underneath the table.

I grabbed Jaspers hand and threw it on Alice's shoulder. "Do something about that please, I cant even hear myself think," I begged. Jasper calmed her down and she stopped laughing. Emmett cleared his throat.

"Edward, I dare you to go dance the Thriller Dance in the fish fountain, wearing only your boxers," he breathed. Everyone around the table started cracking up, with the exception of me and Esme. Esme, I'm sure was worried about us getting kicked out of the mall. I, however, was worried about people's reactions to seeing Edward. I hadn't even seen him in his boxers.

I glared at Emmett. He was exposing my man before I got to, that is so not fair! Angry tears formed in the corners of my eyes. Jealously could be a bitch.

APOV

I kept getting the image of Edward in the fountain and I could not stop laughing. Once Jasper calmed me, Emmett explained the dare to everyone.

Edward got up stiffly and walked across the mall to the fountain. We all followed her. With a sigh, Edward pulled off his shirt. Half of the woman walking stopped and gaped at him. Then, he pulled off his shoes and socks. Then, quickly, he dropped his jeans and jumped into the fountain.

I was on the floor laughing again. Edward was dancing around in the water, and ended up falling on his butt. When he finished the dance, he flew out of the fountain and grabbed his pants and shirt. When those were on, he tied his shoes and looked at Jasper, with a grin.

EPOV

I could hear Jasper's thoughts so clearly above the buzz.

Not me! Dear god, don't let Edward Pick me, he always does the wost!

This was one of those things I couldn't resist doing. I turned to him, "Jasper, truth, or dare?" I asked. He let out a sigh.

"Dare," he mumbled. Then the perfect idea came to me. Alice was furious with me.

"Alrighty, Jasper. I dare you to run into Victoria's Secret, steal a lacy bra and underwear set, and wear it over your clothes for the rest of the day," I said. Jasper's face went even paler than it already. Emmett and I dragged him over to the store and we stood around the corner and watched.

He walked into the store and then ran around the inside at vampire speed so no one could see him. He came back seconds later wearing a bright red see through bra with sequins and the same design underwear. Everyone ended up on the floor laughing, with the exception on Alice and, of course, Jasper.

Jasper glared at me. His thoughts were horrible, and he was about to do this just to get back at me.

BPOV

Jasper came over to me and put a hand on my shoulder. "What'll it be Bells, truth or dare?" My heart sped up and thudded painfully in my chest.

"Dare.." I said slowly. I couldn't turn down anything they threw at me, I was already the weakest one here and they laughed at me enough as it is. I heard snarls coming from Edward's chest.

"Alright my dear, I dare you to go walk up to that guy," he pointed to some guy who any normal teenage girl would be drooling over, "and kiss him. I'm not talking about a peck, I'm talking about a full-on kiss, with passion...and tongue," he said. I felt like I was going to faint. No, I cant give up, they wont let me live it down. I thought.

I sucked it up, literally, spat on Jasper, and walked towards the guy. He was standing next to another, more average looking guy reading over a manual to something. I came up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around and stared at me. His eyebrows shot up and I heard a familiar noise coming from Edward across the mall that only I would know.

I took a deep breath and threw myself onto him. I help his head in an iron grip and smashed my face against him, and, as Jasper requested, I used tongue and breathed deeply to emphasize passion. Then I pushed him off of me and tried to get away.

"Hey! Wait!" The guy shouted at me. I quickly threw myself into the waiting arms of Edward.

"I'm so sorry!" I shouted into his chest. Then I looked up at Jasper. "I hate you!" I said. He knew I didn't really mean it, but it still justified how I felt. Edward's body was harder, more tense, than usual. Then I remember that I still had a dare to give out. I looked up at everyone.

"Carlisle," I began. "Truth or dare?" I asked. Everyone was shocked that I had dared him, but he didn't seem surprised. This time Alice didn't seem quite so mad, probably because of what Jasper made me do.

"Dare," he said smoothly.

"Okay, I dare you to sneak behind the McDonald's counter at the food court, steal a large cup's worth of chocolate sauce, and dump it all over Jasper," I spat out, my words directed at Jasper. Edward roared with laughter, but everyone else started at me in shock.

When Carlisle ran off, Emmett came up to me. "I can't believe you just did that! I totally admire you right now," he said. That made my cheeks burn. Jasper continually sent glares in my direction, and each time, Edward growled at him. One he even muttered something under his breath, it was a little hard to make out for me, but I got it in time.

"Do that again, and it won't be just chocolate sauce all over your head." That sent me into a fit of laughter, and he seemed surprised that I actually heard him. I saw Carlisle out of the corner of my eye. Apparently he was sneaking up on Jasper, who had his back in Carlisle's direction.

Suddenly, Carlisle jumped forward and dumped the entire cup over Jasper's head. I lost by balance and fell. I hit the ground hard, but that didn't stop laughter. "HAHA! SUCKS FOR YOU CHOCOLATE BOY!" I roared. His outfit was priceless. A casual outfit of Jeans and a polo, 'dressed up' with sexy red lacy undergarments, smothered in chocolate.

CPOV(Carlisle)

I knew that Esme really wouldn't like it if I dared her, so I picked the one person who I might enjoy doing something like this to. "Rosalie," I asked. She looked up at me and simply said,

"Dare," I laughed and shrugged my shoulders, like I had expected anything else.

"Ride up the escalator singing 'Cant Touch This' by Mc Hammer, including the sound effects, and then take the Elevator back down singing, 'Oops I did it again' by Brittany Spears, including the dance moves, which I know you have memorized, and make it loud enough so Bella can hear, from where we are standing right now," Rosalie gaped at me, stamped her foot, and said,

"Hhmmp," and then stalked off towards the escalator. We all heard her singing, and of course, she started with the sound effects,

"Duh, nuh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh, duh nuh, nuh, (repeated twice)

U cant touch this, My, My, My, My Music hits me so hard,

Makes me cry: Oh Lord!"

That was all she could finish because the ride had ended. Then she stalked over to the elevator. Hearing her would be difficult, but the walls were glass, so we could see her dancing. She swayed, popped, and snagged all the way down. I thought poor Bella was going to have a heart attack; she, along with everyone else, was laughing to the point of no return.

BPOV

By the time we were done, Alice had ended up running into each and every store in the mall barefoot and wearing a pixi costume. Esme had to dig through the trash cans saying 'my precious' over and over again, and Emmett had to buy high heels and a sexy dress that showed off his 'man cleavage', or more justified, his giant pecks, and parade through the mall, hitting on random guys and pinching their butts.

I thought I was going to die from the unending laughter. However, the horror didn't end, on our way out, I was almost ransacked by the random guy I had been forced to make out with. Edward ended up carrying me over his shoulder and running out to the car.