In the last chapter, Discord asked Luna out. Yep, he also lost the body and had to return to being a Draconquues. Crisilis also stole a lot of his memory of chaos spells not to mention his abilitites too. Luna also did a meme. XD So let's enjoy another chapter of the series, shall we?
Chapter… I don't remember ummmm, oh 7: Training day.
I don't entirely remember what I dreamed of, normally I don't remember at all. But it had something to do with Luna ridding on top of a Rainbow colored bed. She was also wearing some sort of maid outfit. Yeah, my dream's are very screwed up like that. I think it would be for the better of me if I don't remember them. I did wake up with a massive erection though. Thank god Circuit didn't walk in. That would be akward as hell. Probably even more since these ponies can only really have there sex detrumined by there voice and face shape. When I did wake up, I tried to go back to sleep since I was not in the mood for getting up yet. But that changed when my phone actually started to ring.
I look at my phone with the most confused face. First of, it was out of mintues being a prepaid phone. Second of all no phone company if I remember correctly does not provide cellphone service out in, I don't know. A different planet!
I pick up my phone which was playing a ring tone I have not even heard before, it sounded like some soft spoken girl trying to get out that I was getting a call. But she did not sound so sure she should have let me know. It said on the indicator space for contact's 'Discord' the number bar was filled with o's I press accept. "How can you even call me?" I ask. "Oh I can do a lot of thing's with you're kinds technology. Even bring you here through the phone." That sounded awesome "Which reminds me, it's time for training. Get dressed, and make sure you put on anti-perspirant, or take a shower. Which ever one you prefer. Just do it quickly, I have some news I want to tell you. Both good and bad."
I think About it for a moment. If I put on Anti-perspirant, I'm going to be stuck feeling dirty. But I'm going to be wearing the same clothing anyway. I take into full consideration every possible problem with each one. "I'm going to get a shower." "Fine, I set out an assortment of different shampoos and what not for you to use. Just don't take longer then ten mintues okay?" I close the phone and put on the pajama bottoms. I know the other night I said they were to girly, but I'd rather look feminine like then have a huge boner sticking out. I did not put on the top that came with it.
I open the door to step out into the kitchen area. Circuit was there eating a bowel of cereal. There were also about a whole firkin plate full of scrambled eggs. They also stacked a bit like pancakes. Which I could also smell being made, I could also hear them.
He looked over to me. "Oh, you're awake." "Why did you make so much scrambled eggs?" He frowns for a second. "They provide most essential vitamins needed to live." "You seem to eat a lot in the morning." He smiled a little but turned his focus back to his cereal. "How else do you think I deal with my crazy life?" I ask. "Do you have a shower?" "Yes, just go up stairs and it vill be to za left of my room down the hallway. Just don't go bonker'z on za hot water please." "Thanks. Enjoy you're food for how it taste's, not what it does for you." I tell him as I walk over to the stair case. "Sure." He said back to me.
His roof was not very high, but the house was supposed to be made for ponies. I could only really side step up the stairs. I also had to almost duck my head under the doorway as I entered his bathroom. The shower was not very big. I could tell already that my head would be higher then the shower head so I would have to lower my head. Not to mention my feet were probably going to fit akwardly into the floor of the tub. I strip down and get into the shower, I had brought my clothing that discord spawned for me. I noticed that Discord was not joking when he said an assortment. There were various shampoo's and condtioner's from about 7 different companies. And about ten bar's of different soaps. "Wow." Is all I can say. Damn, this must be what the girls back on earth have on average in there shower. I turn the shower on and warm water already starts to stream on to my back as I turn the handle. I do as he say's and not turn it up very high. I like it when the water is hot and there's only a tiny amount of cold water running it. But as I was told, I set it up so it's just a little bit warmer.
I wet my hair and get to work using a bottle of shampoo on my head, then conditioner. The smell of the fruit sent was very nice. It was exotic fruit though, a lot of mango and pineapples. Rather then reach for a bar of soap, I grab a bottle of apollo body wash and squeeze the bottle a bit over my chest and back and as well over my wings. It smelt pretty good too. I grabbed a body brush labeled 'Logan' -left by Discord obviously enough- and start brushing the clean substance all over my body.
I spent about seven mintues cleaning myself and then I rinsed all the cleaning stuff off of me. I turn the handle and step out of the shower. It actually had no curtain for some reason. I guess it fit since they don't have the part's, I closed the door though. I step out and look around for a towel. Which there isn't one, I sigh remembering that he probably uses magic to dry himself. I call down to him. "Circuit! I need a towel to dry myself!" He yelled back up. I'm to busy to explain how it works, but just say dry me!" I stand there for a moment looking around the room. There was nothing that I could see that looked machine in this room. "Dry, me?" I say. Suddenly huge gusts of hot air blow from up and down. It felt both unreal and powerfull. It only lasted ten seconds and then the air stopped blowing. I was smiling at how awesome that was. "Cool!" I say to myself.
I put on the clothing I had worn yesterday and step downstair's. I came into the kitchen to see that in the time I was in the shower, another pony had came to the house. This one had a white coat and blue mane and tail, it was female and had a note as a cutie mark, she also wore a pair of sunglasses that were tinted purple. I recognized this pony from the show as what seemed to be the only pony with technolegy in Equestira.
She looked over to me and her mouth made an o shape. She used her hooves to lift up her shade's. Her facial expression now matched her eyes. "Um, Circuit? What is that thing?" He face hooved. "I really should take a picture of you so I don't have to keep explaining zis." I walk over to her and say. "Who are you?" I knew very well who this DJ was. But I'm sure it was better this way. "You don't look like any of the many thing's I performed for." "He'z not from zis planet, I can't really sit here and explain the entire thing to you Vynil. But when I left for about a month. I was trying to take Down the Changeling queen's operation's." She looked at him confused. "How come you didn't just tell me that when you left?" He frowned a little. "It tried, but you got carried away by a bunch of ponies before I could tell you. "But any way, where does 'this' come in?" She said pointing at me with her hoof. "The queen is bring beings from another world and is feeding there love to the Changelings." She looked at me for a moment. Then back to him. Seriously? Can I talk soon? "Did you rescue it?" I frown at that. "Hey! I'm not a firkin animal you find in the forest that you can call an it! I'm a he." I say. Circuit smiles a bit. She looks at me with a bit of a frown. "Well you certainly have a sense of self worth. Sorry." "What ever, just don't talk about me like that again." "Fair enough, my name's Vynil scratch." I shake her hoof. "Why don't you sit down for some breakfast Logan? I hope you like blue berry pancakes."
I really did want to stay and scarf down as many as I could, but Discord said not to stall. I stick my hand out and shake my head. "I can't, Discord want's me to see him now." At this Vynl frown's at me. "What? Why would you go see him? Or even listen to him for that matter." Circuit sighs. "Apperently he's changed and Logan stood up for him, so now Discord's going to train him or something." My phone ring's again.
I take it out of my pocket and flip the phone to hear what Discord is saying. "Are you done with you're shower yet?" "Yes." "Good, you might want to hold you're breath." "Huh?" Something grabs my shirt at such an angle that it seems to be coming from the phone. I get pulled into the direction of the phone. And I'm suddenly in a forest of some sort. Discord was holding onto my shirt with his eagle claw. I cannot process what just happened. "Wha… how…" He was smiling a lot. He put me down on the grass and started to talk. "Okay there are two good newses and two bad newses, or more depending on how many it could make. Which do you want to hear first?" I think for a moment. "Good news." He closes his eyes. "The first one will make you happy for me, the good news is. I have a date tomorrow." I smiled. "Alright Discord, who's the lucky gir- I mean mare?" I correct myself. He opened his eyes. "You're not going to believe it. But, it's princess Luna!" My heart almost sinks, but instead I smile recatingly. "That's awesome! How did that come about?" "Well, since I had been changing my tone in life. I had actually been thinking about trying to meet some ponies. I remembered how romantic the night can be sometime and Luna came to mind. So what better way to celebrate my new body, then to ask?" I look at him. "Hey, where is that body anyways?" "Next good new's is kind of defused by the bad news. But, the good new's is Luna actually free'd me of my damn limiting spell Crisilis kept me in." Oh god, Is this it? Is where she can come back to me and I can finally leave this place? I open my mouth to ask but he talks again. "Now before you ask, The bad news." He pauses. "The bad news is, I was attacked and stolen of most of my powers by Crisilis." That really sunk my heart, it also lit another fire in me. "Damnit! That bitch is gone too far now!" I say angry. "Which include's my ability to teleport other ponies and know where they are and a bunch of other stuff I took for granet… You're hand's are on fire." He says to me seriously.
My hand's did tickle slightly again, which were also on fire again. I lift them up to my face. My face could feel the very heat of the fire. "Yeah, what's the other bad new's?" His face saddens. "I lost the body." That must suck, now he must have to cancel the date. "Awww, that stinks. Err sucks." "Yes, but I'm still going on the date." I look at him seriously, I also felt a little confused. "You can't just walk into cantorlot and not be noticed you know. How do you plan on getting this Celestia herself anyways?" He sighed. "It's not the best plan, but I'm going to ask Twilight to send her a letter for me today." That's probably the best I could do if I were to ask a girl out too. Ask there mom for permission first, but if I remember correctly Celestia and Luna are sister. But Celestia was older so it almost made sense. "I hope to be there with you almost when you send the letter." He smiles. "Nice of you to say, I'll see it so." He steps back and says. "Now, let the training commence."
His hand's start to glow and he lift's them up. The ground shakes a little and a couple stones come out of the ground, big rock's too. They were all covered in moss. "Now the first thing we need to get down is that you're hands when burning will set thing's on fire. Touch a moss covered rock to see what I mean." I walk over to a rock and place my hand over it. I started to feel the rock. I saw that the moss had blackned around my touch, then it started to burn. The smoke was very thin and barely any was present. I lift my hand back and watch the burning slowly travel across the rock face. It eventually stop. Discord talked again. "Good, now you know you need to be cautious what you touch when you're hands are on fire. Cause if some oil for example where to be present…. Now, you can also shoot out a torrent of flames from you're hands." He snaps his finger's and a wooden statue of a changeling appears. Perfect target! He cups his hand's togheter and closes his eyes. His eagle claw and paw lighted on fire and begain to gather flame's in the middle of his palms, I saw that the color of the fire was changing to. It started red, then changed orange. White, blue. Then purple. He opened his eyes and spreaded his seprate hands out and shoot the out with open palm's at the changeling statue. Kind of like in skyrim, only the flame's looked more intense. The flames leaped from his palm and made that satisfying hissing noise that a flame thrower would. The staute was engulfed in flames. He stoped after ten seconds and his hand's stopped buring. When the flames finally stopped. There was nothing left of the statue other then ash and a few hot coals.
"Now, you try what I did. If you feel like a pro, which you're not. You can try charging in seprate hands. But be carful when you cup them back toghter. The heat combines and can get extremely intense." He snapped his lion claw and a staute of a changeling made of wood appeared about two meter's in front of me. I look at my burning hands. I cup them toghter and they start to collect fire in the center of the space I made for them. I could feel the heat on my face and I was holding them as far back as I could. My arms were not affected for some reason. I could see the color slowly changing. I pull my hands apart and try charging them sepratly. I move my fingers so they point towards the center of my palm. The very flames run of into the center of my palm. They both turn purple after about seven seconds. I start to cup them toghter. Discord looked at me with concern. "Are you trying to melt yourself? If it got any hotter it might burn throught the very ground below you so shoot those out at the statue." I mimic what he did with his palms. I could feel the tingling disappear as the huge amount of flame's engulf the Changeling statue. I watch with my face smiling, I was laughing hysterically about how awesome this was. "Stop the flames!" The smile drops. "I don't know how!" "Think of something cold!" "Like you're heart?" "No, like popsicle's on a winter day in Alaska." That was cold. The thought I mean. My hands stopped expelling flames and just continued to burn. The statue burned for quite some time, it even seemed to 'melt' to the ground.
When it did finally stop burning, Discord snapped a giant target. "Now that you're pyromaniac has been released, you can also shoot fire balls with you're hands. And no it's not like you're world's stupid overall wearing plumbers." He pointed all his talon's at the center of the palm. "Depending on how long you hold it as so, will increase the effectivness of the fireball. Thing's like size, intenseity, and distance it can travel are increased when charging." I laugh inside knowing that he sounds like every video game tutorial ever made. His palm glowed to be green. He did a quick wrist motion and he shoot a fire ball at the target. He hit it dead on in the center. "Now, you try to hit the center. If you can get it within five try's, I'll send you back to enjoy those pancakes. If not, you get to enjoy the rest of the day with me." He said liking his other option. My stomach growled after. As awesome as it would be to stay with him, I was hungry.
I shoot a fire ball, It was off by 3 rings. The second one did not even hit the target. The third hit the second ring. The forth one I flick my wrist a little late and hit the white on the edge. "Come on, you can do better then that." He said encouraging me. This is the final throw. I get it, food. I don't, I suffer hunger for about 20 mintues. I carfully aim it, Get a large sized ball preparied. I throw, I watch it zoom to the target. It made a puff noise at it hit the center of the target. "BULLS EYE!" I yell out and shoot my hand's in the air. "Discord frowns. "Oh fine, here. I'll see you later. Tell Circuit to be catuios from now on too." He talked very seriously about the next part. "If I know crisilis, she won't stray to far away from here." He put's his eagle claw to his chin. "She's planning something. I'm sure of it, I just don't know what." He snaps his lion claw. I can only see black.
My vision return's and I'm standing on a stool at the table of Circuit's kitchen. I could see he was looking in the other direction. "Hey Circuit." I say to him. He jumps from his eat a little and makes a messed face. He turns to face me. "Logan?" He said slightly irritated. "How long have you been sitting zere for?" I smile. "Since I got here." "Stop being a smart ass." He say's. "Huh?" Vynil poked her head out from the living room. "Oh, you're back." I smile. "Yes I am. I'm glad you noticed." I say to her. I could still here the sound of pancake's being made as well as the aroma of them as well. My stomach growl's extremely loud. So loud I think Vynil heard it. She starts to laugh. "Wo! We gotta get some food in you!" She said. Circuit smiled but spoke normally. "Yes, so please kindly sit down over here and stop playing with my turn table down stairs?" She walked out and sat down at the table.
It felt odd, being served breakfast. Usaully I have to make my own breakfast and it was normally something basic like oatmeal or scrambled eggs. Speaking of them, there was a giant pile of them in the center of the table. I grab a couple of 'patties' and a few pancakes that were left out. Circuit and vynils horn lit up levitating and using the utensil's left out. I look at Circuit.
"Hey, didn't you eat earlier?" He looks over to me with a cocky but friendly smile. "That was just an appetizer." His plate had seven pancakes, ten scrambled egg 'patties' and bunch of hash browns on them. They seemed to over sizing the amount of area that was even the chair he was on. He slammed his fork and butter knife down on the table. Which made my plate shake a little. "ZIS, iz za main course!" I look at him very worried for a moment. "Good luck." I say to him. "Vynil giggled at my doubt.
30 Mintues later.
I felt like I had enough for today to eat after I finished what I had. I had about 4 pancakes, three other egg patties. Vynil had about 3 pancakes 2 egg patiies and a side of Hash browns. Circuit could probably qualify for a food eating contest on earth, like firkin international. He at about 18 pancakes. 27 egg patties and what I could guess was about six pounds of hash browns. "You have a firkin stomach of a cow!" I say to him. I could feel my waist line being pushed on by my stomach. Vynil just kinda sat there with nothing going on for her. Circuit's stomach seemed to become very expanded. So much that he may have doubled his body weight, JUST from eating that food. He put the fork and knife down on the plate. His mouth was stained slightly with a shine of grease. He burped. "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP!" It was really loud. I laugh. "That was a good one!" He laughed a bit too and so did vynil. It was moment's like this that I wish would happen a lot more on earth. But it would normally happen with family and not with friends. Which reminds me, after I stopped laughing. I looked at both of them. "So what's the thing going on here?" I ask. "Vat do you mean?" "Between you two?" I say pointing at both of them. Vynil spoke. "Oh, were friends. I met him when he first moved to ponyvill." Circuit smiled, he was probably thinking back to that day. "Yes vat a day zat vas." He said. "Hey remember when you got the string in you're eyes and you knocked over the all the punch and cake Pinke pie made for everypony?" He laughed, I did too. I had some very crazy thing's happen at parties too. "Oh, zat vas funny." He said within his voice. My phone started to ring again.
I didn't even check who it was, mainly because I knew who it was going to be. "What is it Discord?" 'Give you're phone to Circuit for a second, I need to talk to him." I Look over to Circuit who was wiping his lips with a napkin. "Circuit, are you familiar with human communication?" "I am aware of you're cellular device." I hold it out to him. He uses his magic to bring it to his ear's and mouth. "Hello?" His face changes, he looks to me. "Hmmm, does he know?" He asks. I could not hear the conversation on Discord's end. "Okay." He said. He rolls his eyes. "Bad news." His face sharpnens before he says. "I see, what's the good news?" His eye's open wide. "How?" Discord must be telling him about his date and what not. "One does not simply walk by the royal guard Discord, and with what you're know for you probably would be stopped before you even enter za city let alone za castle." Why does everyone refrence to lord of the ring's here!? Is this whole world a damn meme? He frowns. "Fine, I'll let her know you're coming. But you need to not do anything. If what I'm sure is going to happen, you need to be as calm and as kind as Fluttershy if you're going to get her to accept you. Goodbye Discord, have good day." He flipped the phone shut and sended it over to me. "I going to Twilight's for a second, I'm going to bring back a book for you to read Logan, one that will give you the common logic on Equestria. In the mean time, you keep Vynil company." He walked over to the door. I just sorta sit there thinking to myself. So I'm going to read a book, never thought theday would come for reading one not from the school. I look over to Vynil for a second, she was looking at me two. Neither of us could say anything to really break the silence. Maybe I should ask what she knows about him. "So, why are you friends with him anyway?" I ask. "Well he really did make an effort at first to try and be my friend the first few month's, he came by my place a lot and listen to my music. Give suggestions Or just talk to me about what's happening with him." I nod. She continues. "Of coarse though you can tell he's not a normal stallion, at least what the public would think is a normal stallion. What you see all around you." She lift her hoof up in the air and spreaded it around. "The machines and that I mean, he made it all by himself. He worked on them, designed them. Created and produced them all in his lab which is downstairs." "So he's a genius?" "Yeah, he's insanely bright. He graduated from Technopya collage of mechanical enginering and alchemy, top of class too." I say Huuuh with a bit of surprise. "I was there a couple of time's doing performance's, I'm a DJ by the way." I was going to ask something that was on my mind since yesterday, but felt it would have been more appropriate to ask Circuit rather then her. So instead I ask. "How old is Circuit?" "Well he told me he was about 27 years old." "And you?" "I'm 24 what's you're age? Do you're kind age?" "Yes, I'm 15." "15? Really? You're quite tall." I ha once. "Humans grow to a larger hight then ponies, mainly through… Puberty." She looked confused. "What is puberty?" I sigh. I'm sure it's hard enough getting it explained to you. But explaining seems to be harder. "Well… It's like a growth stage in human life…" I think a bit more. "It's triggered by some organ's that release a chemical called Testosturim, It's released by…" I pause trying to say it without thing's becoming akward. "Well, my… testicals." Her eye's opened. "Oh, right. The pony version of that is maturity. It's ahhh… about the same I could guess."
We stayed silent for a couple of mintues after that. Circuit finally came back with a book in his magic field. He levitated the book over to me. "Here this will give you everything you need to know to suffice what there is needed to know about Equestria." The book was not very big. But I would probably spend about a couple of day's reading it. "Well I don't have a lot to do today…" Said Vynil. Circuit looked at her with a little grin. "You never have a lot to do any day Vynil." "Well no, but I do have to go to a small town named Grainsvow for a late night performance." "What!?" Said Circuit with his pupils Dialating. "Is there something wrong?" I ask. 'Zat'z vere I lived before I moved here." "Well, isn't that cool." I say. He looks at Vynil seriously and I could tell that his face was full of concern. "You need to be carfull who you talk to and who you are around while you're in that town." She looked at him with a face that said nothing but curisosity. "Why? Is there something wrong with the town?" "Zat town is full of bad ponies and stallion's. I vork there for a bit as za mayor's personal body guard for the rest of her carrer." She rasied an eyebrow, I think. "Rest of her carrer?" "She was killed during a conference that I was attending as head of security, I caught za wanker thought." "Yikes." Is all I say. "Look, I can't say where you should do you're performances Vynil. But please be careful when you're off and on stage. All it took for a full scale riot in za town was one pony to steal a bit purse." "Well, I got nothing to do today like at all. I would go outside but… being human and all." Is what I say. They look to me. "Hey, I have been seen with stranger creataure's and no pony really care's too much about different creature's they havn't seen before. Just don't act evil or yell and you'll be fine." What the hell? I feel brave. "Okay well I guess I'll try." I'll come with you, to be sure no pony does something stupid." Said vynil as she walked with me.
Guess what? Nope, not the end of the chapter yet. Cantorlot. And Luna time.
When we slept, we had a interesting dream. Being the princess of the night we have abilities to control what we dream and what we don't. But we decided to let our own mind come up with something. It was one of Discord, it was of a weird dream for one. He seemed to be on my mind for quite some time now. We have not told sister Celestia of my time of planned merriment with Discord. We feared she would forbid it. He did say he would figure it out. But we are not so sure.
This dream, we was on the moon, we were usally haunted by these dream's of being on the moon. But, Discord was there. we were sad being there. He saw how sad we were. we could not remember why we were sent there or who did it. He came up to me and picked us up with his paw and claw. He held us with his claw and wiped the tears from our face with his lion paw. He looked at us with sympathy and shared sadness. "I just wan't to be accepted." He said that in the dream. He hugged us. We also seemed to view from a third. Discord himself seemed to have been crying also. We put our front hooves around him and accepted his embrace. He put his long neck on the side of ours. He showed us comfort on the moon. That was when I woke up.
The Memories we captured from his mind while we were still on Circuit's land showed us he really does feel this way. He honestly did want to change and was taking the steps to do so. His change of heart was the reason we choose to accept his invitation to merriment.
We look around or humble sleeping room. Not much to see other then my sister's work. The dream felt so real, like it had happened at some point. We knew Discord would never go to the moon. Not because he couldn't, well he couldn't now. But he would never want to. He would have it we did not incase him in stone.
We step out of bed and yawn for a moment then look at the design Circuit had left for me. It was of a special magic grid, it drawed magic from the moon and turned it into power. It was both an ingenous design and a useful one. It also made a lot of the ponies think about the night a bit more. Circuit really was a loyal follower of the night, he makes most if not, all his invention's by our moon. He really appreciates the night. It is unclear if he sleeps or not. He has a bed, but it appear's to be barely used. He is nice enough now, before he was absautly loyal to us in the beginning. Now he would treat us as a friend. But it's the way we prefer it anyways.
We wonder what the next few day's would bring. If that human continues to exist in our world. Crisilis will stop at nothing to get it back to her, if she has taken Discord's chaos powers. She will start doing something Unimaginable. Something like… make copies of her fellow kind. We would think that would be a plan. To rival the royal guard in sheer number's. But if Shinning armor and Cadence's love is still strong. They could repel them back. But im' not so sure that could work on the queen anymore. Her power has grown stronger then ever before. She rivals the very power of Unity with the other elements. It may take other mean's to stop her… Lethal means.
I lay back down in bed trying to fall back to sleep, but it takes a spell to put me back under.
Sorry for the long write. But I felt the need to go on, Also I usllay write two chapter's ahead. So if you got any idea's you should probably tell me as soon as possible. I don't wana miss out on great sugestion's or correction's. I also apologize in advance for the crap spelling. I broke my mouse and I can't proof read as I go. I take most of a day to write a chapter and I update at school, the time is very tight so I can't make time to correct mistakes. Hopfully this will be solved when I get a new mouse. I have a question for all of you while I'm on the subject with Luna/Discord. How can Discord adapte to modern speech pattern's when he's been locked away in stone and imprisoned so much longer then Luna has been on the moon?
