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Chapter 7

The Gods Lose their bacon.

Percy was going through his list.

"I myself, zero points.

Annabeth, one point from Calypso's Garden Salad.

Jason, one point, from A&Ws.

Piper, one point, from La Quebec.

Frank, one point from steaks.

Hazel, two point from my mom's muffins, and the Slurpee.

Leo, zero points. Lost to two girls.

Calypso, one point from McDonalds.

Nico, one point from the fart incident. (Nico punched Percy)

Reyna, two point from Spicy Burritos.

Although me and Piper faced off, I have to admit. Piper won. I fainted. That's worse than puking..."

"Percy, why don't we face off again, that was an unfair fight." Piper suggested. Percy agreed. Percy watched the gods assemble. Annabeth saw her mother in chains, from Ares. Ares had chained Artemis and Athena.

"Dad, these two... please make them face off." Ares asked politely.

"Since when do you act nice?" Zeus asked.

"SHIT! ATHENA, YOUR ADVICE DID NOT WORK!" Ares growled rather loudly.

"Now, we want to have a food contest, right?" Zeus asked. They all nodded, except for Athena and Artemis.

"We'll have stag for dinner!" Hera shouted gleefully. Artemis fainted. Piper puked again.

"Or maybe spiders!" Dionysus spoke "We could make new exotic wine out of them!"

Athena went pale. Annabeth also went pale. The two went more pale as Hera challenged Dionysus to try it out of Arachne's children.

"What's wrong? Looks like the Athena family has indeed gone pale" Hera sneered at Annabeth. The gods cackled.

"You chicken!" Percy spoke at Annabeth's ear, earning himself a big hit from Annabeth. Demeter just arrived.

"What in Hades happened?" Demeter screeched.

"Eh?" Hades asked.

Demeter also joined the contest despite Nico and Hazel's fart from the cheesecake incident in her restaurant!

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Hazel, Reyna, Piper, and Annabeth found themselves in the kitchen of Olympus. The only god in the kitchen was Aphrodite.

"Now girls, we are going to cook for the gods!" Aphrodite squealed "Now add lots, I mean LOTS of love to it, my secret ingredient!"

Hazel, Reyna, and Annabeth whispered to Piper. "Gee, your mom is weird"

Piper flushed. Aphrodite got evilly mad.

"Now girls, I cook for Olympus! I am the top chef of Olympus and the universe! How dare you insult me!" Aphrodite squealed with horror. The three girls got really scared at the squealing. It was really corny.

"Now, to remember my secret ingredient, just say LOL!" Aphrodite squealed some more. The first round of the eating contest was between Hera and Artemis. Artemis was forced to eat on one condition, as long as her set was all vegetarian.

Annabeth was in charge of Artemis' plate along with Reyna since Annabeth is not to be trusted with Hera's food. She was an, alright cook.

On the other hand, Hazel and Piper would be making Hera's dish.

The girls got to work. Aphrodite banged her pot to get the girls to work.

"No! My Piper! Don't burn the vegetable sauce! The last time someone else did that, Hera incinerated them!" Aphrodite squealed at her own daughter. Piper went pale.

"You know what we're making, right?" Aphrodite asked. "Nectar and Ambrosia! It's the god's delicacy! We are adding my cooking style to it! The gods love it!"

Athena burnt the vegetable sauce. Aphrodite waved her finger and the burnt part became gone.

"Annabeth, be more careful! Or else, I'll force Percy to ditch you!" Aphrodite warned. Annabeth gulped.

...

Soon, the nectar and ambrosia was ready along with Aphrodite's signature vegetable sauce. Annabeth had a cackle to her face. Piper immediately noticed a spider on Hera's plate.

"Stop! Lady Hera, let me remove that spider!" Piper spoke and fainted. Aphrodite removed it. Hera gave Annabeth a murderous look and flared gold.

Both goddess began to eat. Hera lost her chicken. Artemis created an ocean of vomit.

"What is this?" Hera asked, looking quite insulted. "I bet Annabeth ruined it! Annabeth, you are to PERSONALLY COOK MY PLATE THIS TIME!"

"Chicken powder?" Artemis protested.

"No, Artemis, it isn't, just go to the washroom!" Aphrodite spoke with her most powerful charmspeaking.

...

The two plates sat there in front of Hera and Artemis.

"Begin!" Aphrodite announced. This time, she personally cooked the plates.

Hera ate ferociously. It reminded Percy of a cow. Artemis ate ferociously. Ares secretly recorded it. There was no stopping it.

"Hah, the two gods are making themselves a pig!" Ares sneered. Zeus saw everything.

"Is this your first recording?" Zeus asked.

"No, look at the top hits on YouTube!" Artemis shouted out. She won.

Zeus opened his laptop and looked on YouTube. Apparently, Ares set a function on Zeus' computer to display all of it on TV. The gods watched. Meanwhile, Ares had secretly posted another video of Hera and Artemis making themselves a pig and a cow out of themselves.

The looks on Zeus' face and Poseidon's face was unbelievable. Poseidon got his trident ready. Zeus fired up his master bolt. They both struck Ares at the same time. Of course, Ares was a god, so he simply reformed effortlessly. Ares looked terrified.

...

Nico and Will were at a corner busy making out until Athena caught them.

"Boys, I most dislike your type of people." Athena spoke, heartlessly. She held out a camera and smirked.

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Suddenly, the TV was interrupted by an emergency video. Zeus watched.

"Probably Athena's smart stuff again." Zeus spoke. The screen displayed Nico and Will making out with Athena adding very smart and intelligent comments. Athena completely blocked out Nico and Will's sounds. The only time Nico and Will's voice were displayed was when they stopped.

Zeus completely dropped his nuggets. Apollo fainted. Hades puked at the video. Athena had a not so nice look to her face. Demeter dropped her corn. Artemis got a seizure. Dionysus and Hephaestus both muttered Fool. Hestia's joyful face disappeared, replaced by a fiery look. Aphrodite gushed at the making out.

"That's love!" Aphrodite squealed, although she was disgusted beyond repair. If she saw Zeus and Poseidon do that, she would definitely lose it.

Ares dropped his computer, breaking his tenth computer. Hermes lost his bacon. Hera lost it. She automatically turned into a supernova and burst, destroying the dining room.

Aphrodite's statement magnified the horror by two times. The demigods were paralyzed. The look on Annabeth's face was murderous.

Nico, you are desperate for love! With boys! Annabeth shot a face a Nico.

Nico shot a face back at Annabeth You wouldn't get it! Jason isn't ...

Wait? You liked Jason? Oooh! I'm telling Jason! Annabeth shot a face back and whispered into Jason's ear.

No! He doesn't love me back so here's Will! Nico shot a face back at Annabeth.

"Annabeth girl! I knew that." Jason spoke. Percy got lost in the exchange of expressions. He was paralyzed. Hazel and Piper were beyond disgusted.

Jason had to run electricity through everyone to get them to function.

Nico completely regretted his suggestion with the dare. Percy, doing something that leads to universal humiliation!