I would just like to say a very special thanks, to Darksouled Saiyanphoenix. Your character is AWESOME, and I'm going to have fun writing in little encounters for Legolas to have with her, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANKS.Dear Journal
I REALYHATE SCHOOL, AND IT HATES ME!
Ok so I was in the darkroom and so was the new girl Keaira Le Amos (she said I could call her Kali (Ka lee) sigh she has such a sweet sounding name like flowers… I …I mean… it sucks who would like that name…so …yeah) anyway so me and the new girl where in the darkroom, and we got to talking, and I found out some very interesting things about her, like that she hates Aragorn, just as much as I do, and she smells like wild berries, she likes the colour black, she hates her parents like me, and she loves Nirvana and Jessie Mc Cartney.
We ate lunch together and Journal her hair is so awesome, and she's Russian, and she's a Goth, Journal I think I've found the one person in this godforsaken school that can understand me, so to make her feel welcome, I pushed her down the stairs, now she's giving me the silent treatment, it sucks (I'm just not used to talking to girls, especially ones that smell so good…I …I mean…shut up).
Anyway, have been put into this school group thing, with all of these conformists. We are being supervised by the principle him self, oh what and honor to have thrust upon us oh how shall we ever handle this mass amount of pressure, oh my, oh no (and if you can't tell I'm being sarcastic here, GOD).
The school group thing, consists of Frodo and Sam (the gay lovers, even though, they deny it, liar's) Merry (I have nothing against him sept that he's Pippins cousin (I think), Pippin (little shit, I swear to god, one day I shall kill him (laughs like crazy person, while strangling a pillow, imagining that it's Pippin), Gimli (he's a dwarf that's all I have to say, you should know the rest), Aragorn (he still owes me $12, I will never forget, you hear me, NEVER), Boromir (another smelly human, and Aragorn's other best friend), me of course (the only one in the group that actually takes baths, I mean honestly just because you play football, doesn't mean that you don't have to take a bath) and the awesome, principle Mr. Gandalf (he gets it on with Mr. Elrond, in the boy's toilet (it's all true I swear).
Well yeah that's every one in this School thing they all suck and I hate them.
Anyway my sister (Jane) came to visit and she brought her new boyfriend and his posse (and he's not the one I hate, apparently, she dumped that one), and guess what he's a vampire, they are AWESOME (maybe I only think that coz they brought me some gifts) anyway Jane gave me this awesome knife it can cut a hole in the very fabric of time (now I have a cool new tool to inflect physical pain with). So you can jump from dimension to dimension (I think I'll use it to make Aragorn's life a living hell, yeah that's what I'll do). And David (that's my sisters new boyfriend) and his friends gave me this AWESOME motorbike it's a Harley.
Anyway Jane told me that She got David to turn her into a half vampire (I wanted to be a vampire, when she told me that, so I could live for ever, but then remembered that I was an elf and could already do that, so long as I didn't get really sick oh wait I'm already sick, forget I said anything) and to not tell mom (coz then mom would go ballistic and say that she disgraced the family, and then try kill David, and that would just be messy) and to also not tell mom that she found her real mother, her real mother sounds so awesome. I wonder if I'm adopted, nnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr, that would never happen to me, GOD HATES ME, so anyway her mom's name is Willow.
Anyway she also dyed her hair Blue, it looks awesome with my green hair, oh and now I don't have to go to Australia coz she said that she wanted me to come visit her in Santa Carla, I don't think I will, but that gave me a reason not to see my DAD, I win hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha hahhahaha ha, I always do.
Anyway was leaving school late yesterday, coz of detention, and heard strange noises coming form the janitors closet. So I was all like walking over to check it out, and so I opened the door and out fell Sam and Frodo. They were making out in there and I found out. God it was funny Frodo's hair was all messed up and Sam's shirt was unbuttoned (and he actually had I nice set of abs going on there (of course not as nice as mine) but still they were pretty good abs).
Anyway I have decided that life is not worth living so I'm going to end it all tonight, yep it will all be over tonight, because I don't want to have to sit and look at my mom and Ted, making eyes at each other over the breakfast table. It's bad enough that I had to witness them going at it, but to see all this sappy shit it makes me want to through up, god it's horrible.
Poor me, poor me, no one knows what it's like, the pain and suffering I am subjected to, they hate me and I hate them, this life of pain shall end tonight because I now have, panadol, and will take it all.
Goodbye cruel world, I hope to see you again in another lifetime, it is time for me to depart this mortal plane of existence.
I shall be no more, after tonight. I bid you a fond farewell. Don't cry for me I'm already dead.
LATER.
P.S might try (if I'm not dead by Monday) to make it up to Kali, I know, I've got the most AWESOME idea ever I'll get her a NIRVANA cd and chocolate and flowers and I'll even apologize and I never do that, YES I'M SO AWESOME, she shall love me yet…FUCK … I meant that she will love me as a friend…yeah that's it… a…friend.
Hey there readers I wont have time to update tomorrow (but I might have time at night so I'll try then, ok), I'm going on vacation, actually I'm on vacation now, everyone in College, in New Zealand is and yeah I'm going to Australia, this week on Wednesday, and coming back next week on Wednesday, but while I'm there I'll try update, and if I can't then I'll come home, and I'll have an update for everyday I was gone, just for you guys, and hope you stay with the story, coz, I know people don't often like to wait for updates, but it will happen, I will update.
