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Pit: Dibs. Dear Dark X the Dragon Knight, the author thanks you for realizing the main point of AU. Also, he says that continued viewage of this story will cause addiction. You have been warned. Oh, and something about mortal fools...

NOW, THE STORY!


Lyn looked up from her data search. "Well, it turns out one of our people is related to your dead drummer!"

Lucina stopped spinning in her chair and got up. "How?"

"Zack Russell, cousin. A jealous one. Look at this Youtube video that was posted!" A video came up showing a pale stick of a kid hitting the drummer over the head with a chair. "Ooh... That CAN'T have felt good!"

"So our drummer has family issues..."

"He has a name." Greninja said from the top of a computer desk.

"Does it matter?" Lucina replied.

"YOU COULD BE NICE."

"Never felt the need."

"I WILL NEVER GET YOU."

"Good."

Ahem. Lyn interrupted for the sake of NOT having her place destroyed. "I found out where he lives."

Pit looked up from his magazine. "Well-known?"

"Well, he's actually in a hotel room. Grand Star Hotel, room 221."


"GOTTAGETPASTKTHNXBYE!"

Lucina rushed past the door hop as she and the others took the elevators up. Pit sat down and tried to catch his breath. 'Why... Can you run so fast Lucina..." Soft jazz played as the elevator made it's way to the hall with 221.

"Practice. You need it to catch the faster buggers."

"Pant... I think you over-practiced..."

Greninja looked at the display overhead. "We're here." Lucina pulled out her gun. Pit got up. The doors opened to a quiet hallway. Lucina walked/tip toed to the door with 221. She signaled for them to go in in 3, 2, 1! Lucina kicked the door open. "SVPD, COME OUT WITH HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!" Pit examined the door.

"Lucina, it was UNLOCKED."

"Well, that's why M.H. came up with taxes Pit." Greninja stated.

"What she said." Lucina looked around the room. "Dammit, he left. And took Roxie too..."

Pit pulled out his phone. "Shall I call the bunch done here for the old so and so?"


FLASH! Lucario took a picture of the bed. "Well, he either slept like a tornado, or..."

Lucina looked at some of the stains on rumpled pillows. "Option two."

Greninja was dusting the windows for prints. "Put it on his tab I guess."

"Hey guys? Can you give me a hand?" Pit was trying to wedge open a closet door. Lucina came over and pulled on the crowbar as well. The door ripped open.

"Holy..." Inside was a pile of clothes over something. Lucario stared at the pile in wonder. "How can he STAND that?!"

"Well, we might as well see what's in here." Greninja started to dig through the pile, before feeling something cold. "Guys, I feel like we won't like what's under here..." Greninja lifted up the clothes.

"Woah." Pit said. There was a body. It was a man covered in multiple stab wounds, and a noticeably shredded throat. "Well, I guess Doc has some work to do today..."


"Well, cause of death is obvious." Dr. Mario put down his field bag next to the body.

"Slit throat?" Lucina asked.

"Why yes. Though why he stabbed, THEN slit the throat baffles me." Dr. Mario got out a flashlight and shined it at the multiple wounds.

"Fight?" Greninja replied.

"Possibly, but I would wonder how. Has Lyn found out who this is?"

"Surprisingly, one of the bellhops. A Damian Lynch." Pit read.

"Well, he was brutally killed that's for sure. Now, I would suggest a nicely sharp and/or serrated blade."

"Combat or army?"

"That's one for the table to answer. Speaking of which, may I have the body now?"

"Go ahead, we have a couple things to find out here anyway." Dr. Mario nodded and signaled for an assistant to prepare the bag. While that was happening, Pit looked out the window.

"..."

Greninja looked up. "Notice something Pit?"

"Our guy is a skinny white male about 27-ish with a Chevy Impala right?"

Lucina turned around. "Yep."

"He's on the street." Pit pointed down to the ground. Lucina rushed past him and looked out. Sure enough, Zack Russell was walking down the street, with his Chevy parked a bit down.

"GRENINJA!"

"ON IT!" Greninja ninja vanished into the next floor, and repeated that until she made to ground level. She then rushed out, found Zack, and put him in a hold. "GOT HIM!"


Lucina put Zack in a police car, before turning to Pit. "Link got Roxie yet?"

"Yep, just found the warehouse now. It's nice having a ninja frog with knowledge on all types of torture methods isn't it?"

Greninja just grinned as she ate her pretzel.


And that was another mystery solved!

Pit: People will probably be mad about how I found him by chance...

Well, that's how some people got rich so...

Pit: How does that help?

(Shrugs.) Beats me.