Days in Wonderland

Chapter 7: Sleeping Beau

Warning: This fiction contains multiples of grammar and spelling error! Consider yourself is warned and authors own nothing even the plots. Any complain regarding the plot less, OOCness or Author insanity shall be ignored.

Back to our Narurella

Our favorite miserable blond uke is now scrubbing the Onsen floor, why you ask? Surely the house not big enough for Onsen, that is true; the reason he is there is because of Countess Tsunade. She lost a bet for hundred and thousand times, thus decide her wayward servant could make money for her to gamble and reduce the deficit in their account courtesy of Countess's gamble addiction and her shopaholic daughters.

Naruto is pouting while scrubbing the floor as he remembers what happened an hour ago…

Flashback

"Yatta, I finally done the chores and now I can rest!" He jump to the bed happily ignoring Gamakichi who stare at him ridiculously, as he snuggling the pillow as a goblin would cuddle/horde his gold while chuckling eerily minus the goblin and chuckling…

The blond is about to drift to La La Land when his door room is wrecked into pieces by single punch, making him shriek (manly of course) while Gamakichi too surprised that he jump of the window.

"Who give you the permission to rest? The chores haven't finished yet!" Countess Tsunade in her glorified pose of snobbish diva stood in front of Narurella' what use to be door?

"B-But I already finish all chores? Even the floor is spotless that I can use it as mirror…" He said sulking while still laid in the comfy of the mattress. As Naruto continue his rambling on how clean that he cleans, even cleaner than what he used to clean the Monument and his apartment; vein pooped out Tsunade head.

A loud crack noise is heard at the house and the neighbors swear that they feel the earth shake at the impact. The investigator still haven't found the reason for the noise but what we could say is… it's neither the hand or the head that are cracked, little we know Countess Tsunade already had someone fix the human sized crater.

And that how our little blond uke finds himself in Onsen… Surprisingly the owner of the Onsen is quite a cheapskate…

Kakuzu is not happy man, especially when he needs to use his money or when Hidan doing something idiotic by mentioning Jashin and etc… His Onsen business is quite good but he still doing part time job with Hidan as bounty hunter, you know to earn more money. His motto "Money is everything and everything needs Money, So Pay Up!" is shared by his business partner, who sometimes comes to collect money visit him, he goes by Mammon or sometimes Viper when his friends come too…

Anyways that Tsunade owe him a lot, like really really a lots, so she send her servant to work…

Just hope this kid is competent as his cute bubble butt… I getting Emotional as Hidan, just not hope I start sprouting Jashin nonsense.

Meanwhile Tsuna White is in the wood for you know gather the fire wood, he smile brightly that even the sun join him to brighten the wood as for the animal the just gather around him looking curiously at the petite/weak looking human. The weather is so good that it almost make Tsuna White want to sing on how pretty the flower and etc. is…

Unknowns to him that a certain skylark prince is watching/stalking him from a top of tree nearby, looking at his cute wiggling butt when he bent to collect the piece of wood. Obviously both of them are ignorant toward the giant caterpillar that crawling towards his castle in speed of sleepy Enzo, thou Tsuna could swear he did see something disturbing like blond haired caterpillar peeking through the bushes… Nah, let get back to collecting wood.

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In a small cottage not so near the Arcobelono cabin (since the house is ruined by Tsuruto), there lived evil but shy and cute witches named Hinata and Chrome. It's reasoned that they become witches because of the pointy hats and the flying broom is cute but it's also rumored that they are fan of Harry Potter. Both of the witch are chuckling madly/insane but in reality they just… well you know.

"Finally we can take a revenge on those glittering sisters!" Chrome says while munching on cookie cutely

"With the new spell that we obtain from evil witches association…" Hinata stir her tea like a lady

"We will…" both clenching their hand with evil glint in their eyes

"We will turn them into…"

"FROG!" with that the cookies become history along with the teas, while a chuckling still could be heard around the cottage.

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Finally the day that everyone waiting for is arrived, every girl and some boys dressed nicely hoping that the princes would take them as his bride/groom. Well we could say there is some ended grooming themselves twice because the first is ruined by either excessive drool or blood (courtesy of nose bleed) from wild imagination.

Prince Neji is irritated by his servant why? Well the ball is supposed to be held for both Prince Dino and Prince Neji, but they just remember Dino this Dino that…

But this is unfair for him why? They ignoring him and try to free Dino from his own whip, what worse is can't they at least pay attention to him! To his lovely white with gold trimmed clothes or the why his luxurious black hair is neatly comb with the sparkling crown that carves from gold and emerald but No…

Of course they would fussy at the idiotic clumsy bubbly fool of prince, sometime he even shuddered when he remember that they are cousin!

So he did what a Prince will do in the situation, he huff and stomp his feet back to his room and spend more time in perfecting his already perfect form for the Ball.

Oh how he wishes to own a mirror that can appreciate his beautiful/handsome look, well a Prince can wish.

Time skip (The party is started)

Prince Dino is being attacked by ravenous girls and some boys, it's lucky for him to keep his clothes on, well we could blame on him for tripping on the mob before they could started their nefarious plan on strip the Prince. While the guys is flocking at Prince Neji for either captured by his beauty/handsomeness or for mistaking him for a girl and it's not improved Neji mood at all though he do admit he look dashingly pretty.

Hinata and Chrome steadily following the Glitter sisters, well it's hard to not notice them in the bright light that the maid wears sunglasses to avoid from blindness. When Sakura and Ino is about to close to Dino who is beside the annoyed Neji, the witches started to chant the spell.

"Shalalala wakakaka mushimushisushi!" their wand pointing toward the sister when Neji finally can't take it anymore and push Dino, who stumbling toward the sister into bright pink lights…

With a loud puff of smoke surround the Prince…

"Oh no, we accidently turn prince Dino into frog!" cried Hinata seeing the Glitter Sister who still fighting on who will get to prince Dino bride ignoring Neji.

Chrome pull out the spell book from her skirt pocket and put on her giant pointy ugly pink reading glasses, started to read after she done both the book and ugly glasses gone.

"Don't worry Hinata-Chan; we chant the wrong spell…" She turned toward her fellow witch

"It supposed to be Shakalala instead of Shalalala!" Both witches nod in understanding then they turn toward the still covered in smoke Prince Dino.

"So instead of turning into frog Prince Dino is just gonna fall asleep until his true love kiss." Finding that it's none of their problem they gone loud pop noise.

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In the middle the chaos, two pretty cute lady chattily eating ramen in the buffet ignoring everyone that freak out on their now sleeping beau prince. The both blond and brunette dressed in light blue and blue with head checker on their luxurious short hair though the blond lady is supporting whiskers makeup on her cheek? New trend probably…

Now let flash back on why they decided to cross dressed in the first time…

~Narurella~

"Yatta, Finally I can rest!" Anime tear flowing on his whiskers check, his hand clenched tightly while Gamakichi is sweat drop behind him.

"What the big deals beside you still need to make dinner?" Gamakichi hoop on Naruto head ignore his protests, unable to rid the little frog who keep on escaping his hands he just huff and bear with it.

"Nah Obasan, Sakura Chan and Ino Chan are going to the Ball, so my service is not need beside they lock my door!" He grinned and plop to his bed, the frog stumble to avoid being hit by his body.

"Aah sweat dream here I come…"

Before he could even close his eyes, a poof of smoke revealed a person white hair standing in handsome pose in middle his room.

"E-Ero Sennin, What are you doing here!" Naruto point his finger toward the figure before the man manage to hit his head.

"Ouch what you do that for?"

"Ich you earn it right brat…" The figure straight his pose and clothes again

"Naruto, I'm your fairy godfather… I have seen your hard life so I will grant your wish to go to the Ball!" He read out the paper in his hand before throw it out in fronts of confuse Naruto.

"But I don't want to go…" ignoring his protest, he now supporting a light blue fluffy dress with head checker and a pair of blue sandal, before he could utter next word he already been shoved into Gamabuta back who's hopping to the castle…

"Ah I forgot to tell him it's only till midnight and then his dress will disappear along with his real clothes unless he returns here…" The Sennin then just shrug and off to nearby Onsen.

~Tsuna White~

He about to rest when a pile of clothes is dump on him, looking up he saw Viper is hovering on top of him and Tsuna got bad intuition regarding the pile. He meekly smiles at Viper when the money grubber baby grins evilly at him.

"W-what are these for Viper?"

"Wear them" Tsuna tilt his head confused then took a look at the cloth to realize that it's a blue with yellow skirt dress, head checker and pair of mitten?

"Hiee, I can't wear them they are girl cloth!"

Viper is annoyed by Tsuna shriek decide to blackmail him

"Wear them or I will sick Reborn on you!"

"Hiee I will"

Viper grin, calculator in his hand calculating the profit that he will get from the prince…

The rest is history…

Back to Sleeping Beau

"Just ignore him! I'm sure he just trying to attract attention." Shouted Neji to all of the people that surround Dino without a glance toward him… He huff again then go to bar to drink and sulk there when everyone eyes on Dino.

"SILENT"

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N: Happy late Valentine… n continue in part 2: The Princess's new clothes

D: Thank you to readers that following this fiction

N: This chapter is quite long compared to others…

A: I suppose the next chapter is quite short huh… figure it out