Classified Irish
Summary: Twins. Opposites. One was fat. The other thin. One was kind. The other was cruel. One bullied. The other the bully. A six year separation and reunion in high school. A huge change.
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Summary of Chapter: They're so cute together! I mean seriously! Look at them! Kagome and Sesshomaru are kissing and cuddling in the hallway! Aww! -A comment from a hopeless romantic.
Pairings: Kagome/Sesshomaru; Bee/Koga; Sango/Miroku; Kikyo/InuYasha
Rated: T for now!
Genre: Humor/Romance
Note: Um. I don't own InuYasha. I don't own any soda companies either! So there!
OMG HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME I WAS SPELLING InuTaisho's name WRONG in all of my other stories! RAWR!
Chapter Seven
"OH MY GOODNESS!! I FREAKING FOUND THIS IN THE STUDENT STORE! CHECK IT OUT!" Sango shouted slamming a small newspaper on the table.
WHAT?! A NEW COUPLE?!
By Ayame R.
The latest and hottest couple ever has touched down on earth!
Recent sightings…actually only last Friday. Hehehe. Have shown that
Sesshomaru Taisho and Kagome Higurashi have gotten together!
And as you can clearly see that while they are making out in the hallways.
Hehehe. Yes but it's no doubt that they will be one of the best couples ever!
So if you see them in the hallway wave and say hi!
For they are the new word on the street!
Thank you for reading!
"Suitable." Sesshomaru chuckled at the expression on Sango's face, she looked like she was about to faint. His arms were wrapped around Kagome's waist as he held her close. Sango must have gotten this yesterday, she had links to the school paper and got the latest gossip early. After all, it was Saturday. They were all at Koga's mansion, hanging out like they usually did. After all, they couldn't hang out at Sesshomaru and InuYasha's…..if InuTaisho found out about the new couple he'd harass them until they mated and then he'd tease them about their sexual activity. He was so perverse… but if only they knew.
Sesshomaru chuckled and kissed Kagome's head, burying his nose in her thick locks. He loved her so much, he lied to his father about spending the night at Miroku's yesterday so that he could spend the night over at Kagome's holding onto her like the world would end if he didn't. He's just been glued to her and she's been glued to him, they've barely let go of each other. It was quite funny when one had to go to the bathroom, because neither wanted to let go of each other.
Kagome sighed and giggled as his nose tickled her scalp, she has been glowing and radiant ever since the moment they shared her first kiss. It was marvelous! She finally was with the person she had loved since she first laid eyes on him.
Kikyo hugged InuYasha closer and smiled, content on staying where she was. This was wonderful! And to think! Now her twin had her man so they could have double dates! Or even triple or quadruple dates! This was going to be great.
Bridget burst into the room jingling and Kagome's eyes widened.
"YOU FOUND THE VOODOO DOLLS?!" Kagome squealed and raced over seeing about six or seven on Bee and the same amount in a little baggy. Sesshomaru followed shortly after Kagome dashed over, resuming his place with his arms wrapped around her small waist. He jumped lightly as she wrapped her arms around his neck and clamped something on. He looked down and saw a little doll made of yarn, and when he moved, he jingled lightly. It wasn't one of those annoying jingles like big bells, it was more like the gentle chime of an angel.
It was white and had black yarn-like hair, a small skirt and green yarn wrapped around the chest like a top, it also had small beady eyes the color of Kagome's, now that he thought of it….it was her! He looked at her and his eyes traveled to his neck. Was that…HIM?! It was! It was a small voodoo doll of him! And he had to admit it was cute! It even had his maroon stripes and crescent moon.
"When did you get these?" Sesshomaru asked and kissed her on the lips, making her blush lightly. She still wasn't used to that, having him kiss her. But she liked it! And that was what was important!
"Um…when we were….thirteen I think…..some people tried to steal you because they thought the voodoo was so cute. But I…kinda tackled them and bit a pressure point near their wrist….." Kagome said laughing nervously.
"Hm….." Sesshomaru chuckled and nuzzled her nose with his as she attached one to some chains on her pants that looked like Sango and another that looked like Miroku. He then whispered in her ear. "That's fine. It just shows how protective you are. You'll make a great mother someday."
Kagome blushed and squeaked in surprise as the door opened and Koga's father walked in with a laughing wife. He got her to calm down and he smiled widely.
'So that's where Koga got his smile.' Bee thought and giggled jingling.
"Who wants to eat?" He boomed happily and they all cheered.
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"Bill….bill…..bill- what's this? The school paper? I haven't seen these before…." InuTaisho murmured as he entered his mansion, coming back from his meeting with the Northern Lord. He set the mail down as he walked into the kitchen, putting down the alleged 'school paper' as he opened the fridge. He grabbed a Mountain Dew out of the fridge and he took a small sip, picking the school paper again.
As he read the first few lines he froze and his eyes widened, he dropped his Mountain Dew and it spilled onto the floor. What….? Is..
"WHAT IN ALL HELLS IS THIS?!" He shouted and grabbed his keys, racing out the door.
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Sesshomaru bit into his burger and suddenly got a very bad feeling and a chill that went down his back. He looked at Kagome after he swallowed and she frowned.
"Are you okay Sesshomaru?" Kagome asked eating a fry.
"I just had a very bad feeling about something….you don't think….." Sesshomaru said and paled. "InuYasha… you got the school paper out of the mail didn't you?"
InuYasha paled and began to choke on his burger, coughing and hitting his chest. Kikyo panicked and handed him a water which he guzzled down in less than ten seconds. He took a deep gasp of air and looked at Sesshomaru with wide, fearful eyes. Sesshomaru then began to shake lightly.
"Oh no….Father…..the paper….news…" He started mumbling and heard an engine purring outside. How did he do that?! How did he always find out! The front door slammed and a few maids yelped in surprise as InuTaisho made his way into the mansion.
"Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru!" He shouted as he walked in, he was very pale and he had wide eyes, obviously shocked by the school paper.
"It's true, yes. She's the one I told you I'd wait for if it had to be for centuries. Yes I know mother said that I said I'd never be with a human but she lied." Sesshomaru said and his father nodded, the color back in his face.
"Well! So I see! And you made a fine choice in a woman! I wouldn't mind having her for m- calm down! I was just joking!" InuTaisho said waving his hands in front of himself as his son sent him a deadly glare.
"PIE!" Sango shouted and Miroku screamed in shock, hiding behind Koga's father, Airi. Kikyo stood up and looked at Sango with a determined glint in her eyes. The men were wondering what had gotten into the women today. They've all been very hyper.
"Pepsi!" Kikyo chirped.
"SPRITE!" Kagome shouted and shot up from her seat, startling Sesshomaru.
"Unicorns!" Bee squealed and pounced at Koga, tackling him out of his chair and onto the floor. (Forgive me for the random thing I just needed to break the tension! Haha!) She then began to tickle his sides and he laughed squirming underneath her.
"In the name of the Holy Purple Skittle stop this madness!" Miroku shouted and everyone froze, looking at him.
"He who speaks of the Holy Purple Skittle without permission shall perish! Sango!" Bee said darkly while giggling. Sango raced over and tackled Miroku to the ground now tickling him. Kagome laughed as Sesshomaru grabbed her by the waist and pulled her onto his lap, burying his nose in her hair once more. He glared at his father over her head since he started wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. Ugh. Couldn't he not think about perverse things for more than a minute? That old dog was pathetic.
And yet……Kagome didn't know yet, but he wasn't any better than his father, in fact, he was worse. But he had more restraints that his father, and no one knew but him what lurked in that area of his mind. Though Kagome did have just a small insight due to the dream they shared. He was content with just holding her in his arms for now, he'd reveal his more perverse self eventually.
"CAULIFLOWER!" Koga shouted laughing as he started to tickle Bee. He really loved this hyperactive fox of his. He couldn't wait until they were out of school, they'd have so much fun.
"So Sesshomaru, I can't help but wonder…when did you start to like Kagome?" InuTaisho asked with a raised eyebrow. Sesshomaru flushed a light pink and cleared his throat. What would he tell him? The truth about his elementary crush on her or would he say it started in middle school….
For crying out loud why would he lie to his own father?! He might as well confess and get if over with.
"Since first grade…" He said blushing darker when the women cooed in adoration.
"How cute!" Koga's mother, Bianca swooned, leaning against Airi.
"When did you start liking Sesshomaru?" InuTaisho asked Kagome, smiling.
"Um….it was kind of….like…I know it sounds silly and overly romantic….but….it was love at first sight… I kept my distance because I thought if I did he'd notice me and maybe like me back. It was silly." Kagome babbled.
"But I must tell you Kagome, it worked." Sesshomaru chuckled and she blushed crimson. The girls cooed again and the couple blushed the same color. Sesshomaru's grip around Kagome's waist tightened and loosened a few times and then he settled his hand on her hip. InuTaisho smirked and crossed his arms over his chest, nodding in approval. If he was correct, he'd say they'd be mates in a few months if not weeks.
He chuckled at the thought, he'd have grandpups in no time!
"So how many pups are you planning on?" InuTaisho asked and the couple blushed, Sesshomaru had been drinking some of his Pepsi and was coughing. Kagome rubbed his back babbling nonsense at InuTaisho who looked very interested and serious about the question.
"We'll have as many as we like father, but for now that's unknown." Sesshomaru growled and coughed again. 'Shouldn't have growled…. Especially since we were choking. He seriously had the nerve to ask us THAT question! I mean we knew he'd ask eventually! But! But! Ugh! That old man! Calm down. There's no need to get worked up over a silly question like that. I gave him a reasonable answer. True. Very true.'
"Ah…well I expect about ten!" InuTaisho beamed with an innocent smile and InuYasha pounced at him, telling him to shut up as they wrestled on the floor. All the while Kagome started giggling, which lead to laughter, and now if Sesshomaru wasn't holding her she'd be rolling on the floor.
He soon started her after seeing his father tug on InuYasha's ears and tease him and taunt him while doing so. It was really hilarious to see the look on his half brother's face and the embarrassment in his eyes.
InuYasha shouted back insults to his father and his father only laughed louder as he teased him. When would this end! He stood up for his brother! So where was he to help him!
"Are those the best insults you can come up with?!" InuTaisho laughed and continued to give InuYasha a noogie. The group smiled and continued to eat, this place, these people, they made them feel at home.
THE END.
Note: Just kidding! Got ya didn't I! Hahaha! Loser! Not really. I'd freak out too if I read that. Well here's the scoop….I need your opinions on which story I absolutely NEED to update as you all desperately beg me too. Hehehe. Well. I hope there was enough humor in this chapter for you and all! I hope you'll continue to read this story.
Oh! I also need to know if I should put their mating scene in here. Yes I have it written out and I really need to resist making these things like that! And I have an idea for how he looses his arm…seeing as I can't use the graveyard scene. Lol. But that's in the sequel… or should I keep this all in one story! OH THE AGONY OF CHOICES! It drives me crazy! RAWR! Well Ima go now! So I hope maybe you'll read some of my other stories if you haven't and even maybe review them!
Don't forget to review for this story! I will not update until I get a satisfying amount of reviews! This is the longest note I've written to you all…. Wow. But anyways! I will tell you the amount is higher that ten! So mwahahaha! But it's not above twenty! So make me happyyyy! Thank you!
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