THANK YOU MY AMAZING FANTABULOUS REVIWERS! I LOVE YOU GUYS! I really do! Especially XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, who sang me happy birthday! You made me happy inside *grin * Amazing powers, eh? Seeing as I'm high off Halloween candy and I loved your review so much, Imma let you into my story. Make an OC (a.k.a give me a name and appearance and basic personality) and I will attempt to write you into this! With your amazing power of sweets! HELL YEAH!

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Yeah, that goes for the rest of you. If I really like your review, you win a chance at getting an OC in this! And there will be a sequel, that you will also be in! TA DAH!

Sasori: *whispers * It's also Ren's way of getting more reviewers.

Me: SHUT IT, SORI-KUN!

Anywho, yeah…

Katarina Wolffe: Fine, fine! I'm okay at drawing! Please don't hurt me! My fans need me to write this fanfic!

night dae: Oh, you'll see who'll win… heh heh… heh heh… kukukuku… BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sasunarufan101: Yeah, seeing as I don't own DDR *depressed face * I'll just use those two songs. : )

Ninja-Cookie-monster: *gasp * I must enlighten you to the awesomeness that is DDR! It's Dance Dance Revolution! A youthful game in where you dance on colored squares to music! Wow, that was very… Gai-like, and didn't explain a thing… but you'll figure it out!

deixsaso: I updated! : )

I love Deidara and hidan: This Is Halloween is rather epic…

XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX: YAYZ! Remember my offer! *returns glomp *

earth angel 16: I wish, I wish…

Anyhow, I gotta get to the story before I get killed. Bad things will happen! I will try to update as much as possible, but I have nasty school, nasty homework, and NaNoWriMo to get to. But, voila! Here's my story. Chapter seven.

Everybody grinned at my challenge. Then I realized my mistake. Damn. They were all ninjas with reflexes and I… was ABBY OF THE FUNK (nch, nch, nch, nch, Abby of the Funk!)

Karin went to her emo corner, knowing that she stood no chance against me in DDR.

Tobi bounced up,"Tobi's a good boy, Abby-chan! Tobi will try!"

I laughed evilly and started to set up the game. With the Wii, I selected the song, Butterfly and set it on Medium. Easy was just too damn easy. Tobi and I stood there in our epic DDR stances, and it started.

I sang with the music, because it's fun and I'm cool like that,"

Ai yai i yai

Ai yai i yai

Ai yai i yai

Where's my samurai?(Whoo!)"

We started stepping on the arrows. I was scoring mostly Perfects, as was Tobi. The next parts of the song always made me sweatdrop, but I kept dancing and singing,"

I've been searching for a man,

All across Japan.

Just to find, to find my samurai.

Someone who is strong,

But still a little shy,

Yes, I need, I need my samurai."

The Akatsuki all sweatdropped as I waved my arms and danced more,"

Ai yai i yai,

I'm your little butterfly,

Green, black and blue

Make the colors in the sky.

Ai yai i yai,

I'm your little butterfly,

Green, black and blue

Make the colors in the sky."

Tobi almost fell off the board with a wail, missing a few and getting lates. I was of course, getting into it and perfect. Because I am apparently better at DDR than an S-Ranked criminal. Hn. I liked it.

"I've been searching in the woods,

And high upon the hills.

Just to find, to find my samurai.

Someone who won't regret,

To keep me in his net.

Yes I need, I need my samurai.

Ai yai i yai,

Ai yai i yai

Ai yai i yai

Where's my samurai?

Ai yai i yai,

Ai yai i yai

Ai yai i yai

Where's my samurai?

Ai yai i yai

I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue

Make the colors in the sky"

The song continued, with me kicking Tobi's ass and laughing hysterically that my DDR skills were up to par.

"Ai yai i yai

I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue

Make the colors in the sky

Ai yai i yai

I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue

Make the colors in the sky

Ai yai i yai

I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue

Make the colors in the sky

Ai yai i yai

Ai yai i yai

Ai yai i yai

Where's my samurai?

Ai yai i yai

Ai yai i yai

Ai yai i yai

Where's my samurai?

Ai yai i yai

I'm your little butterfly

Green, black and blue

Make the colors in the sky"

I ended the song with the quick bounce off the right and left sides that only a true DDR master could use.

"I want to try!" Konan said.

ANOTHER TIME SKIP BECAUSE POOR POOR REN-CHAN DOESN'T KNOW THAT MANY DDR SONGS AND DOESN'T FEEL LIKE TYPING UP THE DANCE COMPETITIONS.

I fell off my DDR board, absolutely exhausted. The third match with Deidara had resulted in a tie. Jeez, that guy was good. But my Master DDR title was still mine! MINE, I TELL YOU, MINE!

"Well, now what?" Karin asked.

I stood there for a few seconds.

Silence.

"Ummmmmm… LET'S MAKE COOKIES!"

"COOKIES!" Tobi yelled. I sprinted to the kitchen and took out all necessary tools.

"Nommy nommy chocolate chip cookies! GOODNESS OF THE WORLD! YOSH!" I yelled, stirring batter that had seemingly appeared out of nowhere so fast that it sprayed everyone.

I was also wearing a random apron that said "Kiss The Cook!" in big letters across the front. But they didn't know that it said that. I mean, hot Akatsuki guys… kiss the cook… that was never gonna turn out well.

Rather soon, I shoved a bunch of cookies in the oven and sat down to stare at it.

"What are you doing?" Kisame asked me.

"Staring at the cookies using my brain waves so they cook faster." I answered him seriously. Kisame chuckled slightly.

"Does it work?"

"I don't know. How about you try?"

Kisame sat next to me. We stared. Nothing happened. I snapped my fingers in front of the oven,"HA! It blinked."

Itachi rolled his eyes and walked out of the room in the typical cool Uchiha fashion.

Pein and Konan were off cleaning dishes. So romantic, those two… I giggled to myself.

"What the fuck are you two fucking retards doing?" Hidan snapped, having finally got out of the closet.

"Staring at cookies to make them cook faster." Kisame answered just as seriously as me.

"Does it work?"

"See for yourself." I gestured to the oven. Hidan sat down next to me and started staring.

"Cook, cookies, cook." I intoned in a deep voice. I heard a muffled snicker from Deidara.

Karin came over and stared at the oven too, dragging Tobi with her. She had been interroga- I mean, talking to him like the deranged fangirl she is.

We all stared. Again, nothing happened.

Finally, I snapped," GODDAMMIT, WHY WON'T THESE FUCKING COOKIES JUST-"

BOOM.

I stared, wide-eyed as the oven burst open. I was covered in random soot.

"Um, Abby-chan, are you alright?" Zetsu's white side asked.

I was standing there, fist outstretched. Silence. My eye twitched.

"THAT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME! OH MI GOD! IT JUST, LIKE, TOTALLY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED! HOLY HELLFIRE!" I screamed, bouncing around. And then it hit me,"OH NO! MY COOKIIIIIIES!"

I managed to get the cookies out without burning myself, and then stared at them. They were perfect.

I lifted one up, enjoying it's delicious crumbly golden-browness and gooey chocolate insides. I took a little bite and fell on the ground.

"Yummy…" I moaned.

Tobi took about three, Kisame took one, and pretty much after that, the entire Akatsuki were pigging out on cookies that had been baked by spontaneous combustion.

Life was absolutely normal.

I have some plans for this fanfic, but ideas would be nice! They are going to go to Abby's school, there's gonna be a game night, and MORE CHARACTERS (not just the evils) are going to come. Soooo… yeah. Ideas are wanted!

And DON'T FORGET, YOU MIGHT WIN AN OC!