I don't OWN anything...I don't have anything...I'm alone... Pokemon is great ye-yet I-I-I defiled it with my way of thinking and I-I brought to live a story that's at the level of a Shub-Niggurath like of creature that- Hey! What are you doing with my OC you son of a bit*h?! It's mine, I own him! I gave him mother*ucking birth! Don't touch my son you piece of shi*!

*BLURP* So- uh yeah uh... love is for- huh- loves for suckers an-and- rules are for fools! Yo-you got that!?


Tessa's Day: Hell 'Training'.

The day began not long ago, yet Tessa already went through a lot in just 3...hum, what was it in Human's words...3 hours? Yes, it did sound right. She went through a lot in just 3 hours.

Tessa went through sadness and guilt.

Her Master said that she did very bad during the fight against Patrat.

Then it became confusion and curiosity.

He explained why it was a good thing and made plans to make her stronger.

Awesome! She was ready, her Master decided to train her and if his fight against Patrat was anything to goes by, then he knew what he was doing! Of course, she wouldn't dare doubt her Master but having proof is always a good thing. At least it's what the old human always says! Every Pokemon know that the older a Human is, the wiser he becomes... though her master was the wisest!

When they starting running, though... Tessa was honestly lost.

Why was he running with her? Shouldn't she be the one training? He explained why but Tessa still thought it was weird. She was a Pokemon, Pokemon are always stronger than Human. That's why Pokemon protect Human, right?

15 minutes run later.

Tessa was dying.

How? She was on the verge of collapsing yet her Master, apart from some big breath, seemed alright. Wasn't a Human weaker than a Pokemon? Or was her Master just too awesome?! Remembering her fight, Tessa's mind came up with another possibility.

Or is it me that is too weak?

This cannot go! She was Master's partner, she had to be strong to protect him! She needs to train more…Tessa was scared when he said that they would do this every day and it will eventually become harder, she even collapsed from that.

Her Master surely thought that she was dispirited because he tried to motivate her by saying it would make her stronger. If Tessa was a more childish Ralts, then just praising her would give endless energy, unfortunately, Tessa knew that she was a lot smarter than her kin. It's not like she needed encouragements to keep going, she already had a reason to do all this... of course, it was always nice.

She tried to get up but slumped and tried to steady her breath. Master surely thought that his appeal failed, so he tried to find another thing when he saw Tessa didn't stand up. The next thing was sweets. Her breath was now steady but she didn't get up, a small, tiny, microscopic part of her Ralts heart, stopped her. Maybe she could get something more from this? It was quite greedy of her and she was a little ashamed too but... she IS still a child. Maybe she could get something awesome too?!

Tessa waited.

Something was said.

Something big was said.

"If you do that then… then… I will occasionally go on a date with you!" her Master said with a smile.

...

There was a pause.

If Tessa was like the others Ralts, she wouldn't understand what he said, but she was different. She heard before what the word date means for an older female Human. It was a word used when a female and their prince have fun for the day and... possibly m-m-m-ma-mat-mat- NO, SHE WAS TOO YOUNG! She c-c-couldn't do s-such a thing...but...well...if he was alright with it...she could...maybe...possibly...!

Tessa shot up.

Imitating the same position her Master had during the fight, she started to attack some invisible being of darkness that could only be described as her self-restraint. Die you dark being! Do not stop me!

Tessa was happy.


"Don't look away!"

Tessa was brought back from her musing by a strong impact on her head, just between her feelers. She stumbled a little, shaken by the impact, before regaining her attention and focusing on her Master. Master who took some step back and ready his position, prepared for any attack from her. Not like she ever thought of doing it.

"Rule number 1! Never take your eyes off your opponent. It's the most basic and important rule in a fight." Her master said calmly to her but still in a fighting position.

That's right, we are fighting right now. Though, it's still so strange...

"...Ral-!"

Just when she tried to open her mouth to convey her uneasiness about the situation... no, precisely at this moment, her Master dashed at her with all his strength. The sudden action totally took Tessa by surprise. She was so surprised that she just vaguely saw the kick coming at her. A kick that was half of her height!

Tessa body reacted before she thought of it. Empowered by fear, her body jerked violently to the side. The sudden action unbalanced her and made her roll 3 times to the side, she quickly got up in fear of a second attack, breath heavy because of the spike in her heartbeats. The second attack never came. Master looked at her with a single eyebrow raised, before his posture took a ready-for-anything position. He looked at Tessa like scanning her, evaluating the smallest of her movement.

Honestly, his cold and calculative gaze made Tessa's body froze. It wasn't like she was frozen against her will, no, it was like her own will ordered her to keep absolutely still. Her will tried to comfort her with something like his sight is based on movement.

Master dashed again at full speed to her.

Her will gave a small, ok I was wrong nevermind, before allocating energy into the get-the-hell-out-of-the-way department.

Before he reached her, Tessa jumped on the side. Her rolls blocking her sight for just an instant. Then she remembered what her Master said before... but it was too late. Taking a glance at him, her eyes were greeted with a mix of dirt and grass, she by reflex closed her eyes. Big mistake.

A sharp pain on her head, again, just between her feeler took her down. Her mind went momentarily blank and her vision was hazy. Her sense of balance was distorted because of the shock, making her stumbled down when she tried to get up. When her vision recovered a little, she saw a giant foot coming at her face!

Tessa closed her eyes, preparing for the pain.

...

The pain didn't come.

Warily and almost timidly opening her eyes, Tessa half expected another attack to come. All she saw was her Master looking at her some step afar with his ready position.

"Rule number 2! Fighting dirty is fighting healthy! You have to use everything you can to your advantage. Like an enemy lack of attention or what is around you, like the dirt on the ground. Just be creative."

Tessa just looked at him. Looking at his every movement, she was listening but was also dreading for the next attack. Her Master just smiled at her attitude, but still never let his guard down.

"Also...Rule number 3! Talking during a fight is being stupid and/or suicidal."

Tessa just deadpanned at him.

Master scratched the back of his head and smiled sheepishly, relaxing his posture.

Finally...

Tessa, seen her Master taking this innocent posture, thought that the spar was done. She closed her eyes and sighed in relief...

...

...To her credits, it took half a second for her brain to understand what she just did.

Tessa's eyes flew open just in time to see her Master, a foot from her, charging. Instinct flared up, she jumped and throw her left leg at the charging figure. It connected and stopped the charge. Quickly turning her waist on the side, Tessa reflexly executed [Double Kick]. During the process, though, she remembered who her opponent was.

Tessa panicked.

Her right kick impacted with her Master's face... or not.

Tess's kick impacted with her Master's hand just in front of his forehead. In midair and foot gripped, she was now swaging left and right, head down and guilt on her face.

I just attacked Master... I just... I... I'm sorry...

She wanted to cry.

"WAHAHAhahaahaha...!"

Master laughed.

Wha...?

"Took you long to start attacking eh? What did you think, I couldn't take you on? This is a spar, you won't get anywhere by just escaping and taking damage, you need to attack me too."

Now Tessa was completely lost. She, Master's Pokemon, attacked him, a Human... yet he was laughing and want more!? What is this?!

"Kick incoming!"

Master's warning was just in time for her to see the attack and react. Squatting low, Tessa swiftly evaded the attack... by crashing her whole mass on the ground.

...Ouch. She dryly thought.

Taking a peek above, she saw the kick still above her head, unmoving. Master grinned.

Hu-oh. Indeed. It seems that staying in the same position after evading an attack, was bad. Again. Something I do wrong. She lowered her head, preparing for the pain to come, accepting it.

...*Pon*

Hum, that wasn't the noise she expected. She was more expecting *PAF*! Or maybe even a *BAM*! Or maybe even a *YIIIIIIIONNN*?!

Ok, the last one was exaggerated.

Tessa looked up, only to see a bright smile shining like the sun. A warm hand patting her head.

"Don't worry, training exists for a reason. It's not good for you to think about sad or complicated stuff. You just need to do your best and be happy, leave all the problems to me! After all, I am your trainer."

Ma...MASTERRRRRRR...!

Tessa jumped on him, burying her head on his chest...only for her brain to restart, forcing her to shoot back and take a ready position. Eyeing her Master for any foulplay or sneaky attack. Tessa immediately noted the rock in his hand... hand raised high and in a position ready to smash down on something. Most probably, her.

"..."

Her Master looked at her with raised eyebrows, like he didn't expect that at all.

"..."

Tessa deadpanned...before shifting her look at the rock on his hand. Her Master also looked at the rock and deadpanned.

"..."

"..."

...Master shrugged and throw the rock behind his shoulder as if nothing happened.

"...I guess you're learning..." He smiled at her. It was so natural, so pure, that she almost forgot he was planning to attack her during her emotional state... Almost. Getting up and starting to walk to her, Tessa took a step back, her hands close to her face like her Master was doing during the fight. He stopped.

"...Good, that's the spirit. Alright, let's stop with the beat- cough cough -I mean the spar, yeah, the spar...hum, let's go with that. Take a rest, we're going to finish with some physical conditioning later... Damn, it feels so weird to talk about physical activity for a psychic type..."

The last part was whispered, but Tessa still heard it.

So my training is different compared to others psychic Pokemon?...Oh well, who cares?! I can rest!

When she thought of that, her body actually fell on the ground, ungracefully. It was at this moment she understood she was more tired than she thought...The ground is actually pretty nice. She briefly thought.


"Oraora, don't give up! Just 5 more!"

Her Master said.

"Agh..gh...lats...huff..."

Ralts smartly responded.

Her thoughts were more inclined toward the GonnaDiedGonnaDiedGonnaDied direction, though. Tessa now learned 4 things that she could only describe as beings of the most unholy darkness...

Push-up, the armstrong Devil of fire.

Squats, the Fairy of dark wind.

Crunch, the Geodude of hard earth.

And finally... Flying-push-up…holy Arceus, why...? She even had to use [Double Kick] while in midair! Using these techniques is tiring, you know?! These exercises are tiring, you know?! Just why?!

"Done! Good job! Take a rest."

Finall-

"After 2 minutes you will do this arrangement of exercises again for at least 3 times."

"RALTS?!" NANI?!

"What did you think? No pain, no gain! That's just a basic conditioning workout, sure, but I never said it would be easy. Plus, I'm doing it with you, so no complaints! AHhahahaha...!"

Tessa's head turned to the sky, before a loud cry of grief and despair shook the heaven above.

"RAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTSS...!" Noooooooooooooooooooo...!

"Oh, I know what you just said!" Her Master happily commented, too happily even, before smiling like the sun in the sky. For some reasons... the sun wasn't warm... if the cold sweats on Tessa's back were any indication.

"You said you didn't need a pause and wanted to continue immediately, right? Ok, then let's stop the rest and continue our training! 20 push-ups! Go!"

Tessa learned something today.

The happy emotions of someone don't always mean that it's safe.

[Happiness - Amusement - Curiosity]

Oh, she also learned an important lesson.

...

No PAIN.

...

No GAIN.

...

Ah and don't take your eyes off an opponent, cheating is healthy and talking in a fight is stupid.

Yeah...that too.

I don't think Master would be a good moral influence for our future child. Tessa thought.

...

...

...wait.

What?!

Tessa punched her right cheek, don't stop me self-restraint! A voice said from inside her.
Tessa punched her left cheek, this is wrong and you know it! We can't do that!
Tessa punched her right cheek, shut up! I don't care!
Tessa punched her left cheek, I care! You stupid bitc-


Kyle was actually debating about what to do. He could either stop Tessa from fighting a sort of invisible enemy and punching herself. An enemy who is more than probably herself.

Or he could continue looking and do nothing.

...well, everyone need to face their demons one day... let's continue watching.

He didn't choose that because it was fun watching a small Ralts having a catfight with herself while failing to do any real damage. No, not at all, you're wrong. You sick perv-

-OHHH, look at that! She is biting her arm while rolling on the earth! But since her teeth are not that developed, there was more saliva than any real damage.
Whoaaa! She just used [Double Kick] before realizing that she couldn't kick herself, pausing and looking at her own feet while blinking... before shrugging and again salivating(biting) on her other arm.

This is so interesting.

Taking out his sorta Pokedex, Kyle started to record the scene. A function his mother explained this morning, it seems she is an ex-trainer. Ohhhh, Tessa just did a backflip but missed the landing and fall flat on her...hm...butt...or maybe dress…thing?

Ok, maybe he was enjoying this a little too much.