Chapter 7
Leo: Welcome to da awesome show!
Calypso: Yeah, whatever.
Leo: Calypso, you totally are extremely bored. Want some coffee?
Calypso: No! Why would I want that?
Leo: Ok. Today, as you can see, three screens are empty! They belong to Percy, Conner, and Travis!
Calypso: Yeah, and the smarter viewers would guess that Percy would be pranked!
Leo: Here is a screen. Now, the Stolls told Percy yesterday that the show will be postponed till tomorrow! So, Percy is at the mall. Let's see what will happen through the screen!
In the screen, Percy walked towards some restaurant that looked good.
Percy(mutters): Why would Hephaestus postpone the show?
Two figures walked towards Percy. One was dressed as Athena, and the other one was Poseidon. But, anyone with half a brain could tell that they were Conner and Travis Stoll. But, of course, having half a brain(or more) did Not apply to Percy.
Percy(sees the Stolls): Dad? Athena? Why are you two shopping here?
Travis(dressed as Poseidon): Who are you?
Conner(dressed as Athena): Who are you?
Percy(confused): Who?
Poseidon(real): Who?
Travis: Who?
Conner: You are dumber than ever!
Annabeth: Conner speaks to Percy in the same way my mom does!
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Zeus: You sound like Poseidon, Athena!
Athena: Really?
Annabeth: No, you sound like Percy.
Athena: Hey!
Zeus: Actually, Percy and Poseidon sound the same(mostly).
Poseidon: Hey!
Leo: Move on already!
Conner: Buy me a cake!
Percy: What...?
Conner: Buy me, Athena, a coke!
Percy: Wha...?
Travis: Owe her a coke! Owe her a coke! Owe her a coke! Owe her a coke! Owe her a coke! Owe her a coke! Owe her a coke! Owe her a coke!
Percy: Can't I just buy one?
Travis: Maybe.
Percy: Dad, I don't have money. Can you give me twenty dollars for 20 golden drachmas?
Travis: Deal!
Travis give Percy twenty bucks in exchange for twenty drachmas.
Percy(throws Conner ter bucks): Buy it yourself.
Conner: Hey!
Travis: Hey!
Conner: Fine.
Travis: Bye.
Percy: Bye.
Percy faints on the spot.
Applause as loud as a zoo's elephant cage erupted.
Leo: Bye, everyone!
Calypso: Bye.
But their voices could not be heard over the sound of the 'elephants's applause.
