A/N: I have two more from my lovely and talented friend, Luna Miste! I'll post the other one in a minute.


Jade: So, you have a cooking show now, right?

Beck: Yeah.

Jade: What do you make?

Beck: Well, on my last show, I made a few things, like crap and monstering, which Trina ate.

Jade: Because that's what normal people eat.

Beck: She had cereal and milk, not ... the other thing.

Beck: I also made condoms and sex toys.

Jade: So basically u had sex with all the Northridge girls.

Beck: What! No, I just made chips and salsa.

Beck: My last dish was Sikowitz from a can. Robbie enjoyed that dish.

Jade: YOU MADE OUR TEACHER FROM A CAN!

Beck: No! I made SOUP from a can.

Beck: Can you turn autocorrect off?

Jade: No.


A/N: Hers keep getting better while mine get weaker! I have to ask for her secret...