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I couldn't believe it. Draco had walked sexily away from me, and acted like he didn't hear Damian say that he loved him. I, however, HAD heard it, and I was going to do something about it. Something gothic.

"DAMIAN POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I shooted in a gothic manner.

"What do you want, Lydia? I'm busy relocating to my new house, because of YOU. All Gryffindors are fucking preps, you know that. If you wouldn't have been so nosy we wouldn't have been caught and I could still stay in my gothic dorm with Hellblaze Batface Satanito Zombini, who has a blood red mohawk with black streaks in it and a pallid gothic face (AN: dat uiz blaz zamnboini ok???????? and my other roommate, Dracula Gloomswamp Deathpale Lee (AN: joisgh diz oiz u ok??????? ) who has dark black gothic hair with gothic blood red streaks in it, kind of like an opposite version of Hellblaze, but not, because Hellblaze has a gothic/punk mohawk and Dracula has normal longish gothic hair, but it is still pretty much the same thing, with the exception of the fact that Dracula has normal longish gothic hair and Hellblaze has a gothic/punk mohawk kind of the same colors of Dracula's normal longish gothic hair except that it's reversed colors okay?! " shot Damian quite bleakly.

"Yeah, whatever, Damian. I know your little secret. I know how you used to be in Gryffindor, HARRY. You're such a poser; you're not really goth at all. If you don't leave Draco alone, I'm going to spread that bit of gossip around, and everyone will know what a fake you are," I said to him sexily as well as angrily.

Damian's face dropped, and he looked even more depressed than usual, which was hard to do, since he already looked really, really depressed.

"Okay. Deal," said Damien as he walked somberly away. "But… I do love him, you know."

I flipped around with my mouth open, poised to gothically scream at him, but he was gone.

"Ugh, what a stupid fucking prep," I thought, turning to go back to my dorm.

"WAIT! LYDIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!" someone behind me shrieked gothically.

It was Kitty Phantom Bat Helena Bones. Her name used to be Susan Bones, but then she became gothic and cool and changed her name to Kitty Phantom Bat Helena Bones because she is gothic and cool. She was very pale, like as pale as gothic chalk or something. She has very depressing black hair down to her knees. That day her makeup was white foundation, red eyeshadow and black lipstick, making her lips look incredibly gothic. She was wearing a tight blood red black corset with anarchy signs on it, a black tutu with bloody red Simple Plan logos on it and big clunky black six-inch heeled boots with lots and lot of gothic buckles on them. She was really mean to everyone but us fellow goths and we all loved her because she wasn't a poser, even though she did have an Avril Lavigne CD one time, but she said her sister accidentally put it in the CD player.

"I heard about Draco getting caught with Damian. Snewp is in the corridors screaming about it. Are you okay?" asked Kitty in a morbidly concerned tone.

"Yeah, I'm okay, I guess. It was just… I don't know what to do. I love Draco, but I am apparently not enough for him!" I spat angrily and gothically.

"You must not have really been paying attention for the past few years you have been here then. Him and Damien have had something going on for a long time. They have some weird sort of love, you know? They break up all the time, and Draco tries to date girls, to make sure he can gain his inheritance, from what I'm to understand. I'd try to move on you know, you're worth more than that Lydia," said Kitty systematically.

"Yeah… yeah, you're right! I need to try to move on. He's not worth my time or effort! Thanks Kitty!" I hugged Kitty and ran to my dorm gothically.

SKIP AHEAD TWO GOTHIC HOURS

I was crying. Crying gothic bloody tears. I loved Draco, and no matter what anyone said, I was going to be upset. I mean, what would you do if your boyfriend was fucking some other boy? Of course he was bi, he was gothic, but you don't do that kind of thing when you say that you love somebody! I couldn't do anything about it but wait for the next gloomy day, when I could confront Draco about his past with Damian and his future with me.

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