CHAPTER 7
/DISCLAIMER/-Sir, Ma'am, we're already at the 7th chapter, so I do believe it's now all clear to youwho's the real owner of Gintama deshou...
A/N: As usual... Arigatou gozaimasu for those people who always seems to have a lot of time to waste in reading this crappy fanfic... May you be blessed for more patience until we finally reach the ending. *bow* ~Dozo...
"Here." kagura said while giving Sougo a change of clothes.
"What's that China?" he asked, not even bothering taking the clothes.
"Clothes, idiot. Don't know what clothes look like sadist?"
"I know moron. I mean, why are you giving me that? Want me to cross-dress China? Sorry but I don't swing that way."
"Just take the damn fucking clothes-aru! And it's not mine in the first place!" she threw the clothes at him and continued, "Those are nii-chan's old clothes, and I think it may fit on you-aru."
"China, I can't follow you. What the hell should I do with these old clothes?"
"BAKA! You were drenched in the rain-aru. The umbrella wasn't big enough to shade the both of us. You might get sick, so just go get changed already-aru."
Sougo stared at the clothes and looked at Kagura while saying, "What? You're really that worried for me China? You really like me do you?"
"Huh? I told you a thousand times already. I don't like you at all-aru! ~Achoo! Dammit, I need to take a shower before I could catch a cold." She started taking a step when Sougo said,
"Want me to accompany you, China?"
"Dare taking a peek and you'll DIE-aru!"
"Don't worry China, I won't bother peeking at your un-sexy-flat-chested-body you have." Sougo thought she wouls angrily retort back at him like how she usually does, but Kagura just threw him a towel and pouted a little.
"Well, sorry for having an uninteresting body you bastard. Why not take your time drying yourself than annoying me stupid." after that she proceeded to the bathroom and took her bath. Sougo on the other hand was still in a daze thinking how cute Kagura was that time.
'Damn! To think I fell in love with a stupid dense girl like her. She didn't even realize that she was acting so cute back then the whole time.'
Sougo went to the comfortroom to change his clothes. After that he wandered around the place, until he reached Kagura's room. It was painted with the color pink, matching the color of her bed.
'So, even China has a feminine side in her, eh?' he said to himself. he continued looking around her room when he decided to look at her study table. There he saw her diary. He opend the book and saw the words... 'MY FIRST LOVE" he was so irritated by it, he accidentally threw the diary.
But then again, of course he wanted to see who the (un)lucky guy is, so he could immediately kill him next thing tomorrow morning. Picking the diary up, he saw two pictures fell from the book. He picked it up and saw a picture of Kagura when she was still a kid. She was wearing a cute yukata and the background was a temple. He was about to smile when he saw how cute she was, but didn't bother to do so. He saw beside her a boy who is so annoyingly familiar to him... Souji, in his childhood version. Kamui was at the back of them, smiling while putting his hands in each of the kids' shoulders.
He wants to crumple it but refrained on doing so, because that might kill him on the spot. He was about to look on the next picture when,
"KORA! SADIST! What the hell is that you are holding-aru?!" Sougo faced Kagura seeing her at the door.
"Oh China, already finished with your shower?"
"Don't dare casually change the topic as if nothing you bastard! I'm asking you what is that you are holding?!"
"Oh this? Well, I saw these pictures from your diary that is just out there from your study table. I saw a "MY FIRST LOVE" something written in there. I was so disgusted by it, I threw it in reflex. But then again I was so curious who's that unlucky guy is. Before I could read it again, I saw these pictures... Didn't know you were that cute back then China. And so, I was about to look at the next picture, when you interrupted me." he explained with his usual annoying deadpanned voice.
"Thanks for the explanation Sadist. But I do believe we have things we call privacy. And I'm sure you know that a diary is on good example of it.: but before sougo could answer back, Kagura swiftly rushed towards him and reclaimed her private things.
But then again Sougo tried snatching it again. He might not be successful with the picture, but he took hold of the diary.
December xx, 20xx,
Sadist is so annoying-aru (when didn't he become one anyway?). To think he had hidden my bentou and even thought of eating it? Good thing I saw him and took back my lunch in no time-aru. Really, I will honestly kill him. Uh-hh.
Sougo read monotonously as he keeps running away from the ranging Yato girl who is chansing after him.
"TEME! SADIST! DON'T READ THAT-ARU!"
"Eh? China, so you write in here how much you hate me? How flattering, but what happened to your first love?... Hmmm... Maybe, there are other interesting things written in here." Sougo was about to scan the book again when Kagura finally caught onto him and gave him a good, strong push.
*BAM*
"Itei~ China..." complained the Blondie while while scratching his hurting head. He is currently lying on the floor while Kagura was on top of him. she was pushing on his chest, preventing him from moving. She successfully took back the diary from him and blasted off with a mocking laugh.
"MWUHAHAHAHA! You think you can beat me-aru? It looks like it's your lost neh?"
"I don't care... But first things first China, I really don't really like this position."
"Huh?" but before Kagura could completely get the meaning of what he said, Sougo pulled her arms towards him and turned around, changing their positions leading sougo now on top. Kagura was still in shock, wondering what's the problem with this idiot. (Arre? Did I just called him an idiot? Gomene Prince Sadist.) sougo was busy taking his time staring at the pale girl below him.
He stared at her beautiful blue eyes, and vermillion hair. He gently brushes his fingers to her damp hair tips.
"S-sadist..." Kagura softly called him, but he just covered her lips with his fingers and continued staring at her. Kagura was stunned on what her rival was doing, a faint blush was formed on her pale cheeks. she decided to close her eyes believing that after opening it the sadist will already out of her sight... but to her surprise, Sougo was still on top of her, not removing his crimson eyes from her.
"China..." he whispered softly to her ear.
that made Kagura's heart skip a beat, then it thumped faster and faster and louder and louder. She even thought that if the sadist will come closer to her, it would be possible that he could hear it.
Kagura can't take it anymore, and made her move. She stared back at him and...
*WHACK*
She gave him a head butt.
That was a really strong one, making Sougo almost fell unconcious. He dizzily stood up, massaging his forehead, which already has a bump on it.
"Itei China... what was that for huh?"
"It's because you're acting weird-aru. I don't know what the hell you are gonna do."
"China..."
"What? You just kept on calling me over and over again-aru."
"I have something to say to you."
"Hmmm... Now that you mention it, you also told me earlier about something to say to me... what is it?"
'So it's time huh? Should I really need to say it now? Doesn't it look like I'm losing to her with this?... Arghhh!'
"China... Su..."
"Su?"
"Sukonbu is a crap."
"Oh..." *veinpop* "You want to piss me off that badly eh?"
"Well it's true that your sukonbu is a crap, but that's not it."
"Then what?"
"Su... Super Sougo."
"So, you want to brag about your favorite t-shirt this time. Is that it-aru?"
"No... Arghh! Fine, fine... I'll say it right this time. Su-" but before he could continue, bullets that had been fired all over them, distracting Sougo with his talk(confesssion) AGAIN.
It was Kamui who is with Souji, both of them are already back inside, carrying the groceries they had bought.
A/N: By the way, I got the idea of tha Su- Su- thing in the fanfic "Instant Husband" that was one of my favorite... Read that too...
Omake anyone?:
KORIN: *tied in a chair* Arre? What happened? Why am I tied in here?
SOUGO: Hey useless author. Since chapter one, I had been trying my best not to kill you, but in this chapter... you really had crossed the line.
KAMUI: It's time for your punishment ugly author. I already warned you about laying a hand at my imouto, but it seems that you didn't understand it eh? *Sougo and he walks to her closer*
KORIN: Cho-chotto matte! I have an explanation for this.
SOUGO: Eh? Sure let us hear it.
KAMUI: Make sure it's worth the try useless human.
KORIN: *sweats heavily* eto... Well you see... This is an OkiKagu fanfic right? So some sweet fluffy moments like that is a must neh? neh? *looks at them asking for their agreement*
SOUGO: Explanation... REJECTED!
KAMUI: OkiKagu? I don't give a damn. Maybe I would give some considerations if you had made a KamuKagu one instead. so obviously, REJECTED. *smiles* so sit there quietly as we both take our time killing you.
KORIN: HELP! Kagura-chan! Souji-kun! HELP!
KAGURA: *writing in her diary* Date: November xx, 20xx-the full of pain and sadistic ways of death of the fatty-ugly-stupid-useless-author. Nii-chan! Sadist! Make sure you'll kill her slowly, painfully, and properly-aru!
KORIN: Kagura-chan! T.T *looks at Souji* Souji-kun... HELP!
SOUJI: *currently dialing on his phone* Ah, Gomene Korin-san, but I guess that's not possible. Don't worry, I'm actually calling for a monk, for your funeral *thumbs up*
KORIN: HELP!
KAMUI: Hey shut up and let us kill you.
SOUGO: Yosh readers~ we'll just see you at the next chapter, after we kill this useless author. *waves* ~Bye Bee
