I don't own iCarly and I never will.
(iScream on Halloween)
October, 2007
Tonight is Halloween! We're doing a special iCarly webcast about all things scary and Halloween-ish. I wanted to go trick-or-treating for free candy, but Carly was all like "No! iCarly! I'll buy you candy!" There's just one problem- I don't have a costume. Well, not anymore anyway. You see, I asked my mother to get me a ninja costume and she did. But the next day when I came home from school she was wearing it. How she fit into it, we may never know.
Carly told me that she was being some type of bug or something. I can't wait to see what Freddork is wearing. Probably a fairy costume or a Barbie princess.
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Oh my god. Tonight was hilarious. Let me start from the beginning. Okay so I walk in to Bushwell Plaza to find Freddie there dressed as… a witch! From the pointy hat and broom to the dress and fake warts. Man, it was just to easy to insult him, so I didn't.
While were going up to Carly's apartment she tells me about this apartment that's haunted and how Lewbert says it's been vacant for like fifteen years. Sounds awesome, right! So I say something about wanting to sneak in and Carly is all like "That's perfect. iCarly from haunted place! Yay for me!" But Fredwitch (ha ha, get it?) is all scared and is like "No. I'm not afraid I'm concerned for Carly's safety." Shocker.
Momma walks into the Shay residence to find a giant pumpkin that's as tall as Spencer. I wanted to eat it and I would've, but I was never left alone in the kitchen for enough time. Don't judge me! My mom makes me dinner like twice a year. She's always to busy stealing my Halloween costumes. Anyway, Spencer starts carving it with a chainsaw and pumpkin guts are flying everywhere, which is kind of cool because I can make that my costume. I can be like a person a pumpkin threw up on or something.
iCarly time rolls around so we begin our journey down to apartment 13-B. Witch boy is going on about how it's a bad idea and Carly tries to open the door, but it's locked. So while Carly's describing this elaborate plan to steal the keys from Lewbert's office, momma picks the lock in ten seconds and throws witchy-poo in the door. Man, let me tell you, that apartment was nasty and old looking. It was worse than my mom's room, and that's saying something.
The tech-talking-witch-boy sets up everything and we start the Halloween special of iCarly, but like a minute in, the lights go out. Then we all feel stuff crawling across our feet and that makes Freddie and Carly scream like little girls, not me though. Momma screams like a man. (In a good way.)
Then, as if we're in a cheesy scary movie, it starts thundering and lightning out. Next thing you know there's this creepy old voice that's all like "Go away. Get out!" Even I can admit that by now, even I'm scared. So we try to leave the place but the doors stuck. What a coincidence. I did calm down a little by slamming Freddie in to the door repeatedly hoping his nerdy powers would make the door open. It didn't, because the nub ended up pulling the doorknob off. For someone so smart, how can you be so stupid?
All of a sudden glass things start falling off of the shelves and breaking and Fredward yells "Run to the closet, because I'm a scared little girl that wants to hide!" Well, maybe those weren't his exact words, but still. That's when I remember I have a light on my keychain. I turn it on and the first thing we see is a… severed clown head! (If it wasn't so creepy, I would have taken it and put it in Gibby's locker.) We all run out of the closet and into the kitchen where I put my hands in blood. When I notice I have blood covering my hands, I do what any normal teenager would do- wipe it on Frednub.
Then out of nowhere random people walk in and are all like "What are you doing in my house?" Ha ha oops. Turns out that there's a reasonable explanation for each of the crazy events that happened.
The lights going out- The switch we used to turn on the lights shorts out sometimes.
The old lady not hearing us scream- Grandma is deaf.
The yelling of "Get out!"- There was a spider in Grammys room.
The glass and stuff on our feet- Abigail the cat. (A possible girlfriend for Frothy? Yes!)
Severed clown head- A phone. How creepy can you get?
Blood- Red hair dye that was spilt all over the counter.
Conclusion- The apartment is not haunted.
-Sam the Ghost Catcher
Yay! All done with chapter seven
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