Wow! August 2nd of 2006 was the last update! But never fear I'm back! If anyone here has actually read the fricken' fan-fiction, then please review it. Now, onto the story.

Oh before I forget…

I do not own Invader Zim, nor do I own any of its characters, or its setting, or the story. What I do own is my life and what I get to do with it.

Chapter 7: Really Cool Flash Back Thingy

"And then the horrible evil guy was sent into an oblivion!" Said a little child. The kids eyes were so happy for finishing its tale. "Thank you for that marvelous tale," I said, "But that's not how it goes and I will tell the story!" Aw, look at that little kid cry, it does me wonders to destroy lives, ahh…"Then mister, how does the story go?" Another one of these annoying little fart things asked. I looked at them, and looked, and then I threw gasoline on that kid. Then I set him a flame. I glared at the others and I finally said, "This is how the story goes."

There was once a small but promising little invader, his name was Zim. He worked hard at becoming an Invader and succeeded. But one day, he and his friend…hold on…

"What did I say that one invader that's coming Zim's name is?" I asked. "I do." Said a kid. "Tell me, what his name!" I replied. The looked up and said, "His name was Invader Intention Span."

Ah, yes, Invader Intention Span, the smartest of all Irken Invaders ever. He and Zim were good friends. Very good friends. They helped each other at everything. From cleaning, to cooking, to drinking, to paying taxes, to taxidermy…

"What's taxidermy?" Asked yet another one. "Shut up." I responded.

Now where were we? Ah, yes. It came to the end of the day where Zim got that big machine that would help annihilate his planet he needed to go to. But he forgot to leave Irk and continued to destroy it. And Intention Span's career as well. You see, Intention Span was getting ready to finish packing his bags…when Zim destroyed his house and killed Intention Span as well…

"Then how is Intention Span still alive?" Asked another. "How 'bout you shut your freakin' mouths for once and listen!"

Now, Intention Span died. But the Irkens got human broadcasting and loved Frankenstein. So, they decided to bring back Intention Span, he would still remain smart, but he would be very deformed, but would get his revenged, but he was hideous, but good lord he will tear Zim limb from limb, but…holy crap he's ugly!

"Ahem. Anyway, that is the end of our tale children. I will see you later. Come back soon." I said.

To be continued…