My HTTYD Random Talk Show
A/N:
OMG A FLYING PIG! Hahahaha made ya look! … ok that was really lame… I love writing this that's why I update it so regularly.
This is in no way connected to anything I just feel like saying it but we had to run 40 laps of the school football pitch and it took two lessons of P.E! More than half the class copped it after the first 10 laps, but not me! I stick to it even though I think I might have passed out at the end along with the 6 other people who actually ran it!
Anyway here we go!
Blipity: hi! Guess what, guess what!
EmsTheInvincible: sorry reviewers she's been going on about this for the last hour…
Blipity: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S GREAT!
Ginger: well don't leave them hanging…
Blipity: WE'RE HAVING GUESTS ON THE SHOW!
EmsTheInvincible: here we go again…
Blipity: Coz I'm so wonderful I'm allowing two people onto the show and they are, drumroll please!
(Jenna the boom lady starts a drumroll)
Blipity: QILLE AND DEATHWINGED ANGEL! But not at the same time!
Ginger: seriously guys you should have heard her the other day, she was going nuts!
Blipity: (whispers) Ems that's your queue
EmsTheInvincible: what? Oh yeah right. And first person coming on this week's chapter is… (Looks around) hey where did the bucket of happiness go?
Blipity: Ems I can't believe you! You're messing up your line! Come on we rehearsed this it's the pot of fortune! WTH is a bucket of happiness?
EmsTheInvincible: well WTH a pot of fortune, anyway some people aren't crazily obsessed with this like you are! I can't believe you wrote a script for a five minute intro just because two reviewers are coming on!
Blipity: well it would be five minutes if you didn't stop messing it up!
Ginger: SHUTUP! I'll pull the name from the pot of fortune… wow I have got to get a life other than sitting around with these two idiots all day… and the winner of this week's chapter is… Deathwinged Angel.
Blipity: YEY! *claps and looks all excited*
EmsTheInvincible: yeah…
Blipity: GINGER!
Ginger: alright, alright what am I your slave? NINJA VORTEX OPEN HIYAH!
(Vortex opens and Deathwinged Angel steps out)
DA: WAZ UP PARTY PEOPLE!
Blipity: see you in the next chapter Qille!
DA: (snickers to herself)
Ginger: how many chapters are you having…?
Blipity: I don't know… anyhoo over to the questions and I think we should let our guest read them out! GO DEATHWINGED ANGEL!
DA: It's from iluvhttyd, Please put this in the next chapter! I'm so sorry, Hiccup, for getting you in trouble with your girlfriend! And Astrid, I'm so sorry for trying to steal Hiccup away from you! My fangirl side was, well, not taking over, because I am mostly fangirl of HTTYD! I hope both of you can forgive me! By the way, I have a question for Toothless...what's up with eels? are they toxic or do dragons just not like them?
Hiccup: s'ok Astrid doesn't mind do you Astrid?
Astrid: …
Hiccup: :\
DA: If you don't want him Astrid I'll take him.
Hiccup: Not helping.
DA: Seriously, I call dibs on him when Astrid breaks up with him.
Ginger: um… guys I think we have a problem… (Point to a pair broken headphones)
DA: How did you break them?
Ginger: I was sitting on them.
DA:... :| nice.
Blipity: (sigh) great now what are we going to do! Ems destroyed the rest of them during her rampage when Lulu stole her Kono…
Ginger: WTH's a Kono...?
Blipity: how can you not know what a Kono is!
EmsTheInvincible: look them up their flipping epic!
Ginger…. :| anyway I guess Book Hiccup could translate for us.
Book Hiccup: (randomly pops out of nowhere) did somebody say my name.
Ginger: woah where did you come from.
DA: (whispers to Ginger) I think he was hanging around the snack bar.
Ginger: ooooohhhhhh.
Book Hiccup: So did you say something about translating.
Blipity: can you?
Book Hiccup: sure! (Speaks to Toothless in Dragonese.)
Toothless: (says something back)
Book Hiccup: He says eels sting…
Blipity: Toothless you know it's dead right?
Book Hiccup: He says dragons don't like to take chances.
EmsTheInvincible: …
Blipity: DEATHWINGED ANGEL GO!
DA: From Qille, Okay, that was awesome! Question time:
Toothless, your book version has gills. Do YOU have gills?
Camicazi: HOW on earth did you manage to steal Stoick's underpants while he was wearing them? Please tell me, master!
Fishlegs: you're familiar with the Dragon Manual. WHAT IS THE NAME IF THE DRAGON THAT CAN TURN PEOPLE INSIDE OUT? I've been calling it a DeathTurner, but it would be nice to know the real name.
Thanks for answering the questions! =P
Blipity: FOUND A PAIR HEADPHONES! (Puts them on Toothless)
Toothless: No I don't have gills…
Camicazi: trade secret! Become a Bog Burglar and I'll tell you. ;)
Fishlegs: oh it's called a-.
Blipity: now on to our next question!
Fishlegs: but I wasn't done it's a-.
Blipity: listen we'll talk about it later because my DVD player takes forever to load and I want to watch it and have you lot translate it.
Fishlegs: (sulking) fine…
EmsTheInvincible: Deathwinged Angel you know the drill!
DA: It's from iluvhttyd again and it goes, You spelled three in French wrong...it's trois, not trios...if you made that mistake by mistake, sorry! Okay, and I have a question for Stoick the Vast: I think I saw a tear trickle down your left cheek during the Where's Hiccup? scene in the movie before you said, and I quote, "Oh, son, I'm so sorry." Did the tear happen or did I just imagine it from watching it 25 times?
Ginger/DA: BWHAHAHAHA! FAIL!
EmsTheInvincible: … I'm not good at French…
Blipity: OMG Ems I have told you thousands of times how to spell all the numbers what's wrong with you?
EmsTheInvincible: I already have French lessons at school I don't need you trying to teach me at home as well so I just kinda zone out when you start…
DA: So you got an F in french.
EmsTheInvincible: …
Ginger: moving on!
Blipity: I don't think we can bring Stoick here coz we've already packed the studio with characters, I mean the book characters had to sleep in the cupboard last night…
Camicazi: yeah about that, Hiccup last night your foot was in my eye.
Book Hiccup: Well you elbow was in my stomach…
EmsTheInvincible: Next question from Phooka, "Well," said a large, dark-furred creature hanging in the cave of the Green Death, "I congratulate you on your wackiness. I must say, I adore wackiness. But I also like facts. In this case: has nobody asked why dragons have six limbs? And have the ability to breathe fire? Could it perhaps not be that dragons are immigrants on this world? That they are descended from aliens? Well, Toothless? Incidentally, I'm a phooka, not a dragon."
And having said so, the phooka turned into an ancient monument covered in runes, repeating the last words of the creature.
Ginger: What is a Phooka anyway?
Blipity: (shrugs) I don't know but it's got a really cool name, Phooka! I just love it!
DA: I know right.
Toothless: so… she basically thinks I'm an alien…?
EmsTheInvincible: yeah.
DA: (starts humming the song E.T.)
Toothless: well then listen because I'm only going to say this once! We dragons were here long before humans! So it's really humans that are aliens on a planet of dragons, humans that came and took over the planet.
DA: Wait, shouldn't technically you be a dinosaur if dragons have been on earth for so long.
Toothless:... :| Shut up.
DA: Just saying.
Blipity: Anyway, thanks Phooka! Sorry but we have to fire through these because it's starting to get a bit long.
Ginger: DEATHWINGED ANGEL!
DA: Next ones from ME! I'M BACK!
Next question, Hiccup are you okay with some of the creepy fan art and fanfictions about you and Astrid?
I still want to see you dance.
I WON GINGER. IN YOUR FACE YEAH!
Hiccup: no, no I am not… it's weird and creepy and if Blipity didn't make me watch her while she went on her Deviant art account I would probably pretend that these websites didn't even exist…
Blipity: mhwahahaha you know too much you must watch!
Ginger: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU DIDN'T BEAT ME!
DA: Did to.
Ginger: Did not.
DA: Did to.
Ginger: DID NOT!
DA: DID TO!
Ginger: DID NOT!
DA: DID TO!
EmsTheInvincible: GUYS! Can we save the fighting till after the show.
Ginger/DA: Fine.
DA: (turns to Hiccup) Don't you know what people write about you?
Hiccup: what do you mean?
DA: Well I read this one fanfiction called (whispers in his ear) and it's about (whispers in his ear again)
Hiccup: AAH! That's disgusting.
DA: (nods)
EmsTheInvincible: What is it? You can tell me.
DA: You don't want to know.
EmsTheInvincible: (awkward silence)
Blipity: hey Ginger, what was it you were telling me about before the show started?
Ginger: Um...Oh yeah! I've been practicing this move to DESTROY my enemies. But I need a volunteer to show you.
DA: *cough* Astrid *cough cough*
Ginger: How bout Astrid.
Astrid: (standing at the snack bar) What?
Blipity: Come on out Astrid.
Astrid: What am I doing?
Ginger: Showing the audience how AWESOME I AM!
EmsTheInvincible: ok, go ahead.
Ginger: ok Astrid, you stand right here (positioning her)
Astrid: Is this going to hurt?
Ginger: What! No, no, no. (standing behind Astrid now)
Astrid: okay.
Ginger: BY THE POWER OF AWESOMENESS! (picks up a chair and slams it down on Astrid's head)
Astrid: (passed out on the floor)
Blipity: GINGER! What have you done!
Ginger: Well, if you have eye's, I pick up a chair and threw it down...
Blipity: I know that but...why.
Ginger: Because it's awesome.
Blipity: but, but... she could be dead.
Ginger: she's not dead, she's still breathing...I think.
DA: Hey, that kinda looks similar to the move that I beat you with backstage.
Ginger: ...Don't rub it in.
EmsTheInvincible: Okay you two, no more fighting.
DA/Blipity: Fine.
Blipity: Next questions from Pony1997, I have quiet a few questions so lets get started
1) Alvin will you never die? I mean seriously Die man DIE!
2)Camicazi were did you get stormfly at?
3) Do you really think Alvin came out of there in one piece or will he be burned to a crisp?
4) Movie Hiccup if Camicazi came on the movie do you think that you might fall for her more than Astrid?
5) Stormfly do like Book toothless the same way he liks you?
6) Movie Hiccup do you think you could learn to sword fight?
7) They movie gang did you ever name your dragons?
Well thats all i've got for now and before i go there is one thing i want to do (walks up to alvian and punchs him in the gut and taks off running.) your lucky i forgot my arrowhead necklace.
Ginger: NINJA POWERS ACTIVATE HIYAH!
(Alvin falls out ninja vortex.)
Alvin: finally a question, I am a very lucky man I am amazing at self-preservation.
Blipity: what does that mean anyway?
DA: (has dictionary open in her lap) It means...The protection of oneself from harm or death, regarded as a basic instinct in human beings and animals. (Closes book)
Everyone in the Studio: oooooooohhhhhhhh
EmsTheInvincible: When are you going to die? It's getting annoying.
Ginger: dude she's got a point! I mean seriously just die already!
Camicazi: I stole Stormfly from Uglithug territories!
EmsTheInvincible: onto the 3rd question.
Blipity: god I wish I knew! I pre-ordered the book like 5 months ago! IT'S COMING OUT IN OCTOBER! XD!
Book Hiccup: it's going to be great.
Blipity: (shakes book hiccup) TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS ALREADY!
Book Hiccup: NO!
Hiccup: I don't think I'd fall for Camicazi…
Astrid: humph!
Blipity: ASTRID, YOUR ALIVE!
Astrid: Of course I'm alive, I just have a throbbing headache.
Camicazi: come on Stormfly come out!
Stormfly: (yawns) what did I miss?
EmsTheInvincible: question.
Stormfly: (looks at question and turns purple) of course I don't
Camicazi: aww Stormfly that's so sweet!
Stormfly: (turns a darker purple) I do not!
Ruffnut: so wait she turns purple when she lies…
Camicazi: yes.
Ruffnut: …
Hiccup: no I can't sword fight.
Book Hiccup: sucker.
Astrid: you're going to have to wait till HTTYD 2 till you find out the names.
Ginger: THAT'S NOT FAIR IT'S COMING OUT IN 2 YEARS!
Tuffnut: life's not fair, live with it.
Hiccup: next questions from Phoenix! Ahem terribly sorry a horrible mean meanie stuck me away from wifi for a week...
Cotom: we were on freakin vacation!
Phoenix: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA...WHOA what do u think you're doing? this is my reviews and i dont want YOU butting in!
Cotom:...i regret creating you. you're worse than Blipity's OC Ginger...but its close...
Phoenix: ! omigosh thats right! GINGER! ALRIGHT! No redhead ninja warriors! just you and me! or i shall burn your whole army to a crisp! but...just in case im bringing a jersey devil with me!
Frankie: WHAT? No! im not going to a crazy redhead ninja dimension of living hell!
Phoenix: WTH dude you survive our dimension. im bringing u wheater u like it or not!
Frankie: NO! *dissapears in shadows*
Phoenix:..i'll get em later...
Cotom: WHOA WHAT! I leave u alone for a bit and you strike up a battle with a ninja? WTH is the matter with u!
Phoenix: i was bored...
Cotom:-_-...the last time u were bored u burned half of walmart...
Phoenix: ha ha ha -_-' there was no proof it was me! anyway...GINGER! Im ready bring it! (insert tons of excalmation points and random crap im shouting out)
Blipity: WOAH VIOLENCE, VIOLENCE! (Runs and hides behind the sofa)
DA: Violence! Where, Where!
Snotlout: WTH's wrong with her?
EmsTheInvincible: she has this thing that started when I and she were like 7 and Robyn chucked a shoe across the floor and now every time someone does something violent she runs off screaming violence…
Ginger: I'm ready! Tonight it is!
EmsTheInvincible: you know I just noticed but Blipity doesn't seem too worried about you doing this kind of thing…
Ginger: …
Blipity: (pops head up from behind the sofa) nope I'm fine with it.
Ginger: and that's why she's my friend and you're just an acquaintance.
EmsTheInvincible: :(
Blipity: last questions from PeaceLoveAndCheese and I think our guest should read it out!
DA: Yay! Me part of the show!
Waaaaahhhhhh! Now the end of the books are spoiled! Okay, I knew Alvin lost his hand, but the the other parts! Now I'm going desperate trying to read the rest and get my sister to steal them from her school library.
*Starts screaming and running about killing innocent peoples in my way during my pursuit of stories*
Peace, love, and cheese,
Me.
P. S. Ginger... CORRECT TERMINOLOGY!
Blipity: OH BUY THEM ON AMAZON!
EmsTheInvincible: No, no! You can get all of them at Borders!
Blipity: I thought that was shutting down… they have everything in there!
DA: I think it is.
EmsTheInvincible: I know! That's why she has to get there soon if she wants to buy them!
Ginger: I hate Borders...
DA: *GASP*
EmsTheInvincible: WEIRD PERSON ALERT!
Ginger: Ems…
EmsTheInvincible: CALL 911!
Ginger: that's it you are in serious danger of get moved down from acquaintance to someone I sometimes say hi to on the street.
EmsTheInvincible: what is it with you and this friend thing! You went on for 2 hours to Blipity about it! It's really boring.
Ginger: look it's like this you have best friends, good friends, friends, acquaintances, people you sometimes say hi too and stalkers. You are going to get demoted to stalker if you don't step up you're game.
Blipity: (whispers) I've been promoted to good friend…
EmsTheInvincible: ...
DA:... I'm still lost.
Ginger: Anyway, Barnes & Noble is a good place to get them too they have the whole series there!
Blipity: ok so we have Borders, Amazon and Barnes & Noble as the three places you can buy all the books.
EmsTheInvincible: ok all sorted hey can we go to Borders!
Ginger: Bye please R&R!
Blipity: Bye!
DA: WAIT! I have one more important thing to do as a guest.
Blipity: What's that?
DA: (turns to Hiccup)...KISS ME YOU FOOL!
Hiccup: AAH!
DA: (jumps on Hiccup and starts kissing him)
Hiccup: SOME...BODY...HELP...ME!
DA: (Gets up off of Hiccup)...I'm better now.
Blipity/EmsTheInvincible/Ginger: 0_o
DA: What?
Blipity: oh...nothing, nothing.
Hiccup: I'm okay if you still wondering about me.
Ginger: Shush you!
DA: Hey all you reviews, if you want to be a guest on this show, leave a review or just PM Blipity saying that you want to.
Blipity: thanks for coming onto the show.
DA: thanks for having me.
EmsTheInvincible: your welcome.
Blipity: and remember next week it'll be Qille!
A/N:
Well that's it for this week!
I'd just like to say thanks so much Deathwinged Angel it takes a lot to do the whole back and forth thing on DocX and PM I should know me and Ems do it every week!
So thanks for the help and for coming on!
Please leave a review, bye!
