A/N: humour, humour, humour. What do I do? This week's episode came in handy.
To: Kazekage-sama
From: Mikiri Aruna, Sunagakure Monthly Magazine
Dearest Gaara-sama,
I would like to ask you some questions in order to create a segment about the wondrous Kazekage in this month's Sunagakure Monthly. In order to minimize the hassle of a live interview, I have included the questions that will be presented in the periodical. Please answer them with candor and in a live interview like way, as if you were talking.
Q: What inspired you to strive to become the Kazekage?
Q: How many past loves have you had?
Q: What is your favourite food?
Q: Do you have any advice for young shinobi?
Q: Who is better, Temari or Kankuro?
Q: Do you have a secret obsession?
Q: Best vacation spot?
Q: What other Release would you have other than Sand?
Q: Would you want to have an Optical Dojustu?
Q: Advice for jinchuuriki?
I hope you answer and reply soon. The due date is two weeks from the date on this letter.
Sincerely,
Mikiri Aruna
The Kazekage's Reply
Thank you, Ms. Aruna, for this oppourtinity to be interviewed. Here are the answers to the questions asked.
A: I wanted Naruto to be my friend…and also to get free things whenever I go shopping
A: Does my teddy bear count? Otherwise I don't count fangirls. Did you know this one time on April fools Naruto came into my room at 3 AM and used his Harem Jutsu? I just buried him afterwards.
A: Ahhhh…fish bento…or green tea mochi…maybe menma ramen…and we can't go wrong with sukiyaki
A: Strive for the best, because you'll never be like me…aim for Kankuro instead. He's easier to catch up to
A: Obviously Temari. She's more nice that Kanky…and normal…most of the time…she has a little issue with *cough cough* fat bunnies. Kankuro's more demanding
A: Eh…maybe stuffed toys…Pika…
A: I would say a tropical resort with no one else…wait…I already have one
A: The Tsuchikage has an epic ability, but I wouldn't trade it for Mom
A: The Rinnegan is all origins and stuff, and the Sharingan is just plain creepy. So I'll keep my eyeballs for now
A: With Naruto and me as examples, I'm sure you would be fine as long as you controlled your beast.
Regards,
Sabaku no Gaara, Fifth Kazekage
The Kazekage's Thoughts
Well, that was fun.
Is it normal to have 250 screaming people in front of your office? Oh wait…Naruto again!? What's the occasion? Black Friday?
A/N: my mom came home with a TV after work and she said, "No more Christmas presents."
"Ano…I didn't ask for anything but ok…OOOO IT HAS NETFLIX!"
PLEASE REVIEW! ARIGATO!
If you left a review under the title "what could be," please read this. Otherwise ignore me. Well, this is supposed to be a story where the chapters are short, sweet, straight to the point, and humourous. I am writing a long fic, however, but this is a side project while I write. I did take your suggestions in consideration, and I think the fic in progress is more of an outlet for potential, so to speak.
