:Ka: -cracks knuckles- Um, yeah… NEW CHAPPIE!! (And I have no excuse for not updating sooner!)
The screaming continued, and Edward held Bella so tight that she began to turn blue. Emmett let out a shriek and jumped at Carlisle, who was -unfortunately- closest to him.
"HOLD ME!" Emmett yelled, knocking over his startled father. Esme shot a glance at the wall, and then back at her kids.
"Someone had better explain this. NOW." Rosalie gulped as Jasper rolled his eyes.
"You do realize that no one can see you or what you're doing due to the fact that the power is out don't you?" He said with sarcasm, flinching as he sensed his mother glaring daggers at him.
"The moonlight shines through the window brightly, you think I can't see you?!" She took a breath. "SOMEONE HAD BETTER EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WALL BEFORE I SLAP SAID SOMEONE!" Rosalie let out a gasp, and Emmett chuckled, getting up off the floor, leaving the poor dazed blond vampire to lay flat on his back. Esme whirled on Emmett, shoving a finger in his face.
"EMMETT! YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH YOUR OWN CAR!!" Everyone in the room froze at this, staring at Esme in shock. Bella blinked, staring at the woman, shaking. Edward, seeing Bella shake, wrapped his arm tighter around her. His was shaking too, not because of Esme though. But because of the black silhouette outlined at the top of the stairs.
"We've got bigger problems (other than how Esme's going to kill Emmett.)." He squeaked, making the rest of the family turn slowly and in unison to follow his gaze. Bella was the only one who didn't move at all.
Rosalie, seeing the dark figure start to move, screamed at the top of her lungs. She looked around quickly, gasping.
"SAVE YOURSELF!" She yelled loudly, diving for the full laundry basket and somehow magically fitting into it to hide. Jasper blinked, amazing and confused at his sister, but immediately turned back to his wife, gulping.
He took a step forward.
She took a step down the stairs.
"A-Alice?"
"J-Jasper?" She said, mocking him.
His lip quivered in terror.
"A-Alice, come d-down here p-please."
"J-Jasper, come u-up here p-please."
Edward snickered, and his mouth was immediately covered by Esme's hand. Rosalie peered out of one of the holes in the laundry basket at the pixie like sadistic vampire walking down the stairs. Emmett stood still, watching her as well.
Carlisle decided that it was in his best interest to stay on the floor.
"Fe-fi-fo-fum." Alice chuckled, holding out a hand as she continued down the stairs. She stopped at the bottom landing and through her head back. "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" She laughed evilly, making the rest of the room jump about two feet.
Expressionless, Bella began to slowly turn to face Edward, who still had his arm wrapped around her.
"Edward?"
"…Y-Yes Bella?" He whispered, keeping his eyes on Alice. She still held one hand out in front of her. She was now watching him and Bella.
"Well," She trailed off, grinning. Without warning, she grabbed Edward's free arm and twisted it above her, throwing him over her head. Shocked, Edward landed on the floor with a THUD. Esme just about fainted, and Jasper and Emmett ran over to where she, Carlisle, and Rosalie –still in the laundry basket- were. Bella, now grinning widely in the moonlight, looked down at Edward. Edward was slowly getting over his initial shock and was getting up on his knees.
"B-Bella? What the crap was that?" Bella laughed at him.
In a whirl, Alice spun away from the stairs like the Tasmanian Devil toward Bella. Still spinning, she grabbed Bella. Together, they whirled about half way up the stairs. Bella now stood next to Alice, her arms folded as she looked down at the gathering.
Lightening flashed randomly.
With wide-eyed gasps the Cullens realized what Alice had in her other hand.
A cup of coffee.
Which she was now handing to Bella.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!" Edward yelled; in a slow-motion like……yell. He lunged up the stairs, trying to knock the coffee out of Bella's hands.
Alice kicked him in the face, sending him back into the foyer.
Bella clutched the cup of coffee in her hands, her eyes narrowing into slits.
"You dare to defy us?!" She screeched. "YOU WILL PAY!!" Alice smirked beside her. Jasper blinked.
"Yeah, we're dead." He said, expressionless. (A/N: Or however expressionless your face can be when you say 'Yeah, we're dead.'
Bella's eye twitched as she held the cup tighter in her small hands. She started to raise it to her lips.
Edward repeated his slow-mo yell/jump but IT WAS TOO LATE………Again.
Bella proceeded to chug the full cup of coffee, much to everyone's horror –except for Alice, because it was her fault in the first place, and she could care less.
After this little intervention, Alice flew away with Bella, leaving the rest of the family behind, dumbfounded downstairs.
"Ha…" Carlisle wheezed, finally being able to stand. Esme sat down on the laundry basket behind her, squishing Rosalie in the process.
"EEEEEE! (I'm melting!) Hello! HIDING HERE!" She yelled, making Esme shoot up.
"Of for God's sake-"
"Jasper! Shush!"
"Oh bite me." Jasper muttered, glaring at his brother Edward, who had earlier called him a pansy. "Why should I be quiet?"
Edward looked around nervously, his nose twitching like a bunny's a few times.
"Edward?" Emmett whisper-yelled, giving his brother a confused look. "What is it?" Everyone else in the room stopped what they were doing –whether it was whisper-yelling, or being stuck in the laundry basket- to watch the youngest Cullen.
"Is something burning?"
Somewhere deep within the house, someone could be heard singing,
"I've gotten a match, I've got a match, and guess what I'm gonna buuurrn…"
(Camera zooms out, and the Cullen house turns into a mushroom cloud. POOF!)
(Hey, anyone here play the game 'Spyro'? Remember him? Remember the original for PlayStation 1? There was the Nee-Ner-Nee-Ner-Man! Ok, he wasn't really called that, but he was blue and had pink eggs, and you had to ram into him to get it. He used to say: "Nee ner nee ner nee ner hahaha!" Seriously, does anyone here remember?
Those were good times…)
Ki and Ka (and a little bit of Chels (from "Forks Fiends"))
