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Why Me

Finally Bulma was through with her rants about the prince when she spied something between Goku and Chi Chi that looked like a tape recorder that is until they saw what she was looking at and then Chi put it behind her back.

"What's that?" Bulma asked

"What is what" they both replied while Bulma was giving them a suspicious look but decided not to get into another hissy fit she had had enough of those for one day already.

"Fine but I'm going to go and take another nap since recently I've been having major migraines." Bulma huffed and then walked out of the room.

As soon as she left Goku smiled at Chi Chi but then gave her a curious look.

"Hey Chi?" Goku asked Chi

"Yes?" Chi replied

"Um when are we going to let Bulma in on your plan?" Goku asked curiously

"Because she's going to have to get used to living with Prince Ass before we let her see the tape." Chi said haughtily

"Oh well but it was a brilliant plan Chi I didn't think I could try to pull it off I almost forgot what you said for me to say to get him to say he liked her." Goku grinned sheepishly

"Well that's what the ear piece and microphone was for so I could be there to tell you what to say." Chi said smiling at her own genius

"Yep oh wait hey Chi how long have we been in here because with Bulma fussing I forgot about the time." Goku asked

"Hmmmm" Chi said looking at her watch "Wow Bulma wasted a good couple of hours blowing off steam that's a new record." Chi said still looking at her watch

"Well I need to go meet Vegeta after he gets out of his meeting with his father because knowing him he'll get mad at his father for something and would like to vent through a nice spar." Goku grinned

"Well I just hope you'll be able to come back in one piece." Chi said blushing when he kissed her on the cheek and then hopped over to the door and waved goodbye.

As soon as he disappeared down the hall. "Man if I keep blushing like this Bulma will never live it down." Chi said still blushing

Meanwhile Goku raced to meet Vegeta as soon as he got out with his little meeting with his father.

He waited there for only a couple of minutes when a very pale and sick looking Vegeta emerged from the King's chamber.

"Hey Vegeta what's wrong you don't look to good." Goku asked concerned about his friend

"I was doing fine I was acting like I was listening trying not to pay attention and it would have gone so much better! Before I know it he pops in a video tape! A VIDEO TAPE!!!! THE DAMN PERVERT HAD IT ALL ON VIDEO TAPE!!!!! I'll never see straight again!!!" Vegeta said cringing looking to puke right then.

"Um Vegeta?" Goku said confused

"WHAT!!?" Vegeta screamed at him

"What the heck are you talking about?" Goku said looking stunned

"GRRRR NEVERMIND!!!! JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING MEAN TO THAT WOMAN AGAIN!!!! He just might have more videos..." Vegeta said cringing at that last part.

Goku still just looked at him confused but decided not to ask what was wrong again.

"Well gee Vegeta if this is what happened to you for insulting Bulma the first time what about the shove and when you crashed into her in the hall and insulted her?" Before Goku could get anymore out Vegeta had a hand over his mouth.

"YOU IDIOT!!!! Could you please wait until we are away from my father's chambers so he doesn't hear..." Vegeta was suddenly cut off by a gruff voice behind him

"So I don't hear what Vegeta?" King Vegeta said glaring at his son hoping it wasn't what he thought it was.

"Nothing father nothing absolutely nothing at all!" Vegeta said nervously

"Nothing eh? Well it must be something and I do mean something if you want it kept from me and it had better not be about who I think it is." King Vegeta glowered at his son

"Um who might that who be father?" Vegeta said like he didn't know who he was talking about and started to walk a little ways off

"Oh come on Vegeta he's talking about Bulma" Goku said with Vegeta looking ready to murder him.

"Kakarott how do you know about him picking on the girl?" King Vegeta said looking suspiciously at his son.

"Oh he picks on everyone he likes" Goku said with a grin

"Oh he does does he? Then I guess he must really have a thing for his bride to be." King Vegeta smirked at his son who looked ready to explode

"I do not like her!!!!" Vegeta screamed at them both

"Well that's not what I got on tape" Goku said looking at him confused

"..." Vegeta was speechless and just continued to stare disbelieving that he actually said that out loud

"Got what on tape?" King Vegeta asked raising an eyebrow in interest

"Well Chi Chi and I were really wondering if Vegeta really liked Bulma so she got an idea and she gave me a headset to put on and concealed it and she put a tape recorder in my armor to find out if Vegeta liked Bulma. Chi told me what to say and what to do and so far it worked because I have a taped confession from Vegeta." Goku said with a big grin

"Oh really? Might I hear what is on the tape?" King Vegeta said with interest

"Of Course!" Goku grinned

"NOO!!! Kakarott!!! You and me private talk now!!!!" Vegeta yelled at him

Vegeta grabbed him by the arm and dragged him some distance away to where his dad couldn't hear the conversation.

"Bad idea Kakarott!!! Bad idea! Are you forgetting that there are certain things that my dad doesn't know about that are on that tape?!" Vegeta whispered harshly into Goku's ear

"Gee like what Vegeta?" Goku asked

"YOU IDIOTIC MORON!!!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!?" Vegeta screamed at him

"Ahem why don't you go get that tape Kakarott before I loose my patience." King Vegeta stated calmly.

"Sure thing your Highness!!!" Goku said and took off for the tape with Vegeta right behind him

"Kakarott!? Have you lost it!? Do you really want me to suffer and be tormented again!? Are you forgetting about me pushing Bulma and then you tried to blackmail me with it and you said it while the tape was recording!!!?" Vegeta bewilderedly looked at him as he sounded his disbelief that Goku would be that stupid.

"Oh well he knows about it now!" Goku said

"What do you mean!?" Vegeta yelled

"Well you did just scream it at me so who wouldn't know seeing as you're one of the loudest people I know." Goku said indifferently

"Oh Damn!!! I just condemned myself!!!" Vegeta cursed himself as he took a detour away from Goku at breakneck speed

"HEY where are you going Vegeta!?" Goku yelled after him

"SOMEWHERE I CAN HIDE UNTIL WE GET HOME!!!!" Vegeta was gone in a flash and ducked inside a room knowing full well that his father would always come looking for him he just didn't realize who's room he ducked into...

Bulma's room with a heavily snoozing Bulma inside

End of Chapter

Yeah sorry it's so short again I'll try to make the last chapter longer