As soon as we get home I run upstairs to my room. I franticly look around with my eyes my heart pounding from running so fast for a phone. I have to call Stan; I have to make sure this is true. My eyes stray to a cordless on my desk and I run over to it like someone who has never seen food for days and finally sees a feast just for them. I quickly dial Stan's phone number and hold the phone to my right ear. Trying to calm down I sit down on the edge of my bed.

The phone rings three times and I begin to worry that they aren't home. I need to talk to Stan now. Finally I hear someone pick up.

"Hello?" says Shelley's voice.

"Is Stan there?" I ask.

"Yes one sec, STAN GET THE PHONE, TURD!" I hear Shelley scream. I hope Maggie doesn't turn out like Shelley cause that would be a nightmare. Or like those bitchy, bossy spoiled teenagers on MTV.

"Hello?" says Stan's voice.

"Hey Stan!" I exclaim in excitement.

"Hey dude."

"Is it true?"

"Is what true?" Stan asks in confusion.

I sigh. "That you're coming here in a few months!"

"Yeah it's true."

"Aren't you excited?" I ask irritated. This is a big deal and Stan is treating it like it's no big deal.

"Yeah, I'm excited. Cartman is the most excited though. He misses his Jew to rip on. All he has now is Butters and Kenny."

I laugh. "He would."

"Did your Mom have the baby yet?" asks Stan changing the conversation.

"Yeah it's a girl. Her name's Marjorine."

"Like Butters when we made him dress up like a girl?"

"Yeah."

"That's weak."

"I know."

We talk for a long time until Dad comes into my room complaining about long-distance fees. I sadly say good-bye to my super best friend and I hang up the phone.

I leap up from my bed in excitement. I still have to tell Jay, Delilah, Shannon, Sam, Luke and Allison about the great news.

I run downstairs into the kitchen where Dad is making coffee. "Dad, I'm going to Jay's."

Dad doesn't look over at me. "Be back soon to get your things for the night. Maggie is coming home tomorrow."

"Okay." I yell as I walk out the door. Once I reach Jay's house I don't bother to knock on the door. They know by now it's going to be me. As I enter, I'm greeted by Jolene, Alice, Jenna and Dawn playing with dolls in the front hallway.

"HI Kyle "says the twins in unison as I enter. Jenna smiles at waves at me with her tiny hands as Dawn just stares.

"Hey," I reply taking off my shoes.

"Jay's upstairs." says Alice.

"Thanks." I mutter as I walk by them. Before I get to the stairs though I see Delilah at the corner of my eye on one of the couches in the living room. She smiles at me and gives a small wave.

I turn away from the stairs and I head over to her.

"That's not the way upstairs Kyle." Jolene replies as if she's all knowing.

"I know." I say in a nice tone.

"Hey Kyle!" Delilah replies. Beside her on the couch are Shannon and Allison.

"I have some great news." I annonce.

"What is it?" asks Allison in wonder.

"My three best friends from America are coming here to visit." I say trying to make it sound as exciting as possible.

"That's cool." Says Shannon smiling.

"Are they cute?" says Allison in excitement.

I look thoughtful for a moment unsure how to answer that. Cartman is for sure not good looking but what about Stan or Kenny? I never really thought about my friend's looks before.

"Kind of." I answer.

"They're probably not as good looking as you." I think I hear Shannon say but I'm not sure.

"Well that's all I'll leave you guys alone now." I reply and I turn around.

"Why are your couches in this room brown Delilah? It's such an icky colour." I hear Allison reply as I walk away.

When I enter Jay's room I notice that Sam and Luke are over. Does this family always have friends over?

I enter the room silently hoping they don't notice me creeping up behind them as they watch videos on Youtube.

"Double rainbow all the way across the sky!" says the computer from the video. Luke laughs like crazy and falls backward. Just like Cartman.

Sam his head to watch him but jumps a mile instead. Damn it. He saw me.

"Kyle you scared me." Sam says clutching his heart.

Luke laughs even harder and rolls around on the floor. "The Jew-rat scared you!" he screams.

Jay turns around sharply. "Shut up Luke! Mom and Talon are having a nap!" he hisses and looks up at me. "Hey Stan." He whispers, smiling.

"Hey dude." I say smiling back.

"How's the baby?" asks Sam sitting down on Jay's bed next to me.

"Maggie's like any other baby."

Jay nods and sits down next to me leaving Luke rolling around on the floor. "I know what you mean. To me all babies look the same."

"I have bigger news though."

Sam's eyes grow wide. "You met a girl at the hospital with big titties?" he exclaims eyes hungry for my answer.

"Sam, don't say that!" Jay whispers.

Sam rolls his eyes and doesn't reply.

"My friends from Colorado are coming here to visit in a while!"

"And none of them are girls with titties?" says Sam in disappointment.

I roll my eyes. "One of them has a girlfriend and I'm sure he'll give you a picture." I say hoping that it will get him excited.

Sam smiles widely. "Fucking awesome!" he exclaims.

"Are any of them Jews?" asks Luke in disgust.

"No and don't make fun of my faith fat-ass!" I scream.

"Don't call me fat!" Luke yells sitting up.

I look over at Jay expecting him to say something. "Jay what do you think?" I ask nicely.

Jay smiles shyly his eyes distant in thoughts. "Um, that's cool." He says.

What's up with him?