Disclaimer:

I do not own any of the characters, names, settings, etc. in these oneshots except for Celia from Belle's story and the maid from Aurora's.

Notes:

Tale as Old as Time: To clear up any confusion, Henry didn't go out and marry Celia right after he became human again. Before he was turned into 'the Beast,' a marriage was arranged between him and Princess Celia of the neighboring kingdom. Everything for the wedding was set when the fairy came and turned Henry into a beast, including the marriage license. The actual wedding vows were never said; however, the fact that the marriage license was signed by both parties was legally binding, and it would be unlawful and immoral for Henry to marry Belle without doing something about it.

Yes, I have too much time on my hands. ;D

Q&A:

Q: What is wrong with you to write such horrors? O

A: You see, I've had a very traumatic past. It all started when I was born and I accidentally killed my doctor…

Haha, not. I'm just a rather realistic person which, combined with too much spare time and having to listen to little sisters watch Disney princess movies at all hours of the day, creates a need to prove things wrong. ;D

Q: Wait! How did in sequel happen, then?

A: To be honest, I pretty much hated all of the sequels Disney made. (Except for Toy Story 2, which was awesome. Toy Story 3 may be taking things a bit too far, though.) Anyways, the sequels were pretty much horrible. Especially for Cinderella. Why mess with a movie like, fifty years after it's done? Basically, the sequels were just for money. So I tried to ignore them. xD

Last Notes:

Thank you all for the wonderful reviews. I had a lot of fun writing this…even if that sounds somewhat dark and/or morbid. Anyways, I'm considering doing one of two things next, now that I've found my joy in Disney-fan-fics:

1.) Writing a 'sequel' to this where everything ends happily so people don't think my parents were mean to me or something, or

2.) Continuing this theme with non-princess movies, such as Hercules, Alice in Wonderland, Finding Nemo, etc.

Personally, I'm leaning towards the second choice for now, but I'm going to set up a poll on my profile asking which you think I should do, so be sure to check it out.

Because I'm an indecisive freakazoid.

Serene Pirate