Lesson #06: Allergies
Allergy: a damaging immune response to a substance by the body; a strong dislike.
An important piece of information one needs to obtain very early on is a person's allergies. Allergies are known to cause very damaging reactions, so if you accidentally manage to cause an allergic reaction without knowing, you're done for. It's best to perhaps ask someone else who may know Tenten's allergic reaction instead of personally finding it out yourself as it would save yourself the expected injuries that are sure to follow. Find out early, you'd rather not want to become a punching bag due to making a silly mistake that would have caused severe consequences.
Goal: Find any allergies Tenten may possess so that she won't be killed off by you any time soon.
Tips: Be careful when trying to find out her allergies, she may have a very damaging reaction.
Her high pitched scream broke the silent atmosphere that had surrounded the morning streets of Konoha, awakening neighbours who were still in their final moments of sleep. Several neighbours, like the old lady Hoshimi who lived with her grandson, came bustling out of their apartments, curious to see what had caused the usually tough and ferocious brunette.
"Someone please get it away from me!" She pleaded, shakily pointing toward the bouquet of flowers lying on the floor. Now those who didn't know Tenten well enough would look at her like she was crazy, just screaming over a bunch of pretty flowers normally every girl would die to accept. However, this was Tenten and she did not happen to be like any other girl you see around the streets of Konoha. Instead of screaming for delight in the sight of flowers, she screamed in horror and distress. Those who knew Tenten well enough immediately understood the reason for this and it so happened everybody gathered around was well informed.
Without a moment to waste, a young man picked up the flowers and threw them in the garbage can down the hall. Once she was certain that the flowers had been disposed, Tenten heaved a sigh of relief before engulfing her 'saviour' into a hug, leaving the man blushing at the sudden contact. "Thank you so much," she said to him gratefully.
He shyly nodded, "It's no problem."
Behind the wall at the end of the corridor stood a livid raven haired boy who stared at the scene in jealousy. That was supposed to be him she was hugging! And why the hell was she hugging him anyway? She should've screamed for joy at the sight of flowers on her doorstep. Wasn't that what every other girl would do? But he had forgotten this was Tenten he was talking about and there have been very many instances in which she proved to be different. Instead of immediately accepting the flowers, she pushed them away like they were some sort of toxin and she had screamed for someone to help her. Did she really dislike flowers that much? Or was it something more?
Wanting to know what had gone wrong, Sasuke strained his ears to hear what was happening at the scene. He was able to make out a conversation between a pair of females who had been looking at Tenten with sympathetic gazes. "I feel sorry for the guy who brought her flowers. Obviously he doesn't know anything about her."
"I know. It's unfortunate that Tenten is allergic to flowers, she would never be able to experience the joys of receiving flowers," one sighed in pity.
Sasuke, who had heard everything, slid down the wall in shock and disbelief. She...She was allergic? To flowers? Damn, he really screwed up this time. Of all the times he had decided to finally do something nice for a girl and copy what other guys did (it was his first time to even think about buying flowers nor any odd gift for a female) he screwed it up immensely, almost endangering her life in the process. He felt stupider than Naruto at that moment, which was really saying something because that boy lacked an enormous amount of brain cells.
Lesson Outcome: She's allergic to flowers you dumbass.
Feedback: You almost killed her today... There's nothing more to say other than that you're an idiot who really is Naruto's best friend.
