As usual, thanks to Andraste Straton, for being my awesome beta! She added a few thinks and I tried to give her a bit more credit than I did in former chapters. So in some cases you'll see 'Andraste:' that means that she added it :) This doesn't mean that that's the only thing she contributed though!
Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life (Chapter title! Hea, did you finally get mad at Draco for singing 'I just wanna live.')
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. (Don't flatter yourself, God isn't reviewing.) n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! (What's next, gold reviews?) STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! (People should have reported you.) Evony isn't a Marie Sue (though, Ebony is) ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! (So for all you writers out there, if you're afraid that your character is a Marie Sue, just make her a Satanist (or satanits, whatever that is. Andraste Straton: Gwen, it's obviously the Devil with a head lice problem.) Gwen: I'm actually listening to the Glee version of 'Losing my Religion' right now. Not that you care, but still :D) n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! (You might say she's depressed and she can be slitting her wrist and all, but first of all I'm not buying it, and second of all, it doesn't mean she can't be a Marie Sue. Because she is. Trust me.)
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings (Satanist sings? 666?) on my nails in red nail polish (They where black a minute ago! Oh wait, magical nail polish, duh.) (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u? (I'm not even going to comment on this)). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. (I don't know why, but that sentence made me laugh so hard! Andraste: Same here!) I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. (So Harry is crushing on Draco? Why not. Ebony, you know what you have to do now, right? Kill yourself, let Harry and Draco be depressed together, fighting on Voldy's side, have a lot of Gothic children and live forever and ever as vampires. That's way better than any future with you in it. Andraste: Drarry forever!) Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. (You weren't upstairs already? Long staircase.) We went into his room (? Draco's room is in the dungeons. Those are DOWN stairs! READ THE BOOKS!)and locked the door. Then…
We started frenching passively (picture if you will. Passive frenching. Andraste: Is that like a limp handshake?) and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically (Bipolar much?). He felt me up before I took of my top. (Please stop) Then I took off my black leather bra (is that comfortable?) and he took off his pants. (Where is Dumbledore when we need him!) We went on the bed (went on the bed...? You went. On the bed? I don't even wanna makes jokes about this right now, just stop Tara, please stop! Just go on the toilet next time.) and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine (in your what…? Your boy thingy? Iehl! How would that even work?) and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?(Yes, yes it really, really is.))
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. (In the middle of your orgasm you just happen to see a tattoo that you didn't noticed before. )It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! (So Draco is crushing on Harry too? Gay depressed vampire couple, nothing wrong with that. Not one little thing.)
I was so angry. (Why? It doesn't have to mean anything. It doesn't say Vampire Potter. You're a vampire, maybe the tattoo is for you. Don't jump to conclusions. Btw, Vampire Potter and Crazy Draco make such a cute couple :) Andraste: Harry and Draco in any situation make a cute couple is you ask me!)
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed. (She jumped to conclusions.)
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. (I'm with Draco.) But I knew too much. (You don't. Trust me, you don't.)
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" (You really don't seem to know much, maybe you should go to your classes sometimes? Here's a little biology lesson: aids isn't something that only gays guys have. If someone with aids puts his guy thingy in yours without wearing a condom, you get infected. That means you are HIV positive now too. And at some point you'll have aids. I know you think you're a vampire and all, but you are not. So you will die. (And oh my Rowling, please die soon!))
I put on my clothes all huffily (huffy: easy offended, arrogant. I don't know what it has to do with your clothes, but you're huffy alright.) and then stomped out. (rrrrrrrrr. Storrrrrrrrmed. Stormed. It's not so difficult. Stomped out means smashed down, beat up or even killed. And even though we all wished you got beaten so bad that you would die, it isn't what you meant.) Draco ran out even though he was naked. (Because he just lay on the bed, waiting until Ebony got dressed until he decided to chase after her.) He had a really big you-know-what (again with the Voldemort images. My eyes, my eyes!) but I was too mad to care. (You're still comenting on it though… I'm picturing a really mad Ebony starring at naked Draco, who has a very big, but very short, 'you-know-what' with Voldy's face on the end. Yeah, that's my mind :S I won't ever be able to get that image out of my mind. Andraste: Thanks a lot Gwen, my mind is now officially screwed! Gwen: By me, or by Draco's you-know-what?) I stomped out (you stomped out twice?) and did so (three times? I have to say, 'I washed my hands and did so' 'I told you that and did so' I actually like the sound of that) until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson (you had sex when you where suppose to have class? What kind of school do you go to? Btw, how does Draco get in your room, shouldn't the staircase chance into a slide when he tries to climb them?) with Professor Snape (With? Professor Snape is a student too?)and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. (Draco, you little shit!)
