Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does… maybe someday I'll eat the books and say I 'pwned' them, ha ha!

50 Ways To Annoy Hatsuharu Sohma

1. Eat steak, meatballs, cheeseburgers

2. Kill Rin

3. Upset Yuki

4. Scream Moo

5. Sing 'And the cow jumped over the moon', every time he walks by

6. Bring him cow-tipping

7. Push him and scream, 'mwuhahaha, I call it cow-tipping!'

8. Make him watch 'Barnyard'

9. Make jokes with Shigure about 'milking him'

10. Make jokes about him 'milking' Rin

11. Ask him what kind of hair dye he uses

12. Ask him if hes 'got milk?'

13. Say: "Hatsuharu was your mother possibly a Dalmatian since you have black and white hair?"

14. Despite his answer, say: "So do you dream of becoming a fireman?"

15. Die the white part of his hair black

16. Push him to the ground and exclaim: "Ground beef!"

17. Ask if he's bipolar three days after he goes black

18. Ask: "Hey Hatsuharu want to go to the moo-vies with us

19. Steal Rin

20. Push her out the window and say that your the 'new Akito'

21. Leave him at a cow farm

22. Paint half his room black and half white, then say: "There, so when you change personality's you always have the correct surrounding!"

23. Serve him grass for dinner

24. Ask him if he is going to chew his stomach

25. When he asks why, reply: "Well, cows have three stomachs!"

26. Then ask him if one of his stomachs is black, one is white, and the one is gray

27. When e goes black call the insane asylum to take him away

28. Tell the Yuki fan club that he likes Yuki

29. Kill Yuki and Rin

30. Tie him to Ayame

31. Imitate the old student president

32. Call him pyshco

33. Ask him if he would enjoy some hay

34. Talk about how much you love to eat beef

35. Every time he goes on a date with Rin, pop out if no where and scream: "USE PROTECTION!"

36. Wake him up at 5:00am and ask him if he's ready to be milked (Yes, I know that can sound very wrong...)

37. Force him to where farm overalls

38. Chase him with a pitch fork

39. Give him ponytails and then say: "Look, now you have horns like a steer!"

40. Tell Rin he was trying to make fun of her so they fight

41. Ask him if he ate the flowers he was supposed to give to Rin

42. Dye his clothes pink

43. Ask him why he always loses to Kyo

44. Fill his room with tiny plastic cows tied to tiny plastic horses

45. Give him a statue of a cowboy riding a horse (cowboys ride horses, perv-joke *cough*)

46. Force him to stand in a room with a high Ayame, pissed Hatori, and coffee obsessed Momiji

47. Constantly ask him why his jeans are so tight

48. Constantly ask him if he's gay

49. When he says he's bi ask him: :"Oh, so your dating Ayame since he's kinda both!"

50. Buy him three-hundred cows, and put them in his house

Authors Note: I do like Hatsuharu, but that was fun! Dedicated to - Whisperfang !