Something completely different from the previous chapters. Why? Because it's time to update, but I'm not that inspired.
Just for the record, words coming up: Whales (I promise! It's just hard!), women, wolves (I like that), Wikipedia and the Wii. (I can imagine Wesker playing RE4 :D)

Disclaimer: I do not own RE. Well, I own copies of some of the games, but you know what I mean.
Inspired by: Nothing.

Thanks to michaellover, slouchingtyger and The Famous Fire Lady M for reviewing chapter 6. It was 6 right? I think so... Hmmm.


Wesker has a way with weirdo's.
(I'm really bored.)

Wesker, no matter where he went or what he did, liked nothing more than being in charge. Or creating mutant watermelons, but that isn't relevant today. He liked being in charge, so he was obviously the one owning the chatbox where all other 'bosses' and 'mutants' went. And that he liked being charge was proven once again on that one day in that one chatbox during that one chat.

Sad-dler says:
Hell-o there my lil' minions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!omg!

Albert says:
-Frowns-

Sad-dler says:
turn that from upside-down Al!

Albert says:
That's Wesker to you...

Sad-dler says:
you're Wesker? Like THE Wesker?

Salazar says:
there's more than one? O_O

Nemesis says:
I sure as hell hope not... Pft.

Albert says:
Eh?

Nemesis says:
Oh, I mean S.T.A.R.S!! Raaaaah... or something.

Sad-dler says:
wait! Here's the thing aye? I don't get it. Right?

Salazar says:
what is it m'lord?

Sad-dler says:
well. Krauser works for me. And for Wesker. I wonder... Who he likes better?

Salazar says:
I'm sure he likes you better m'lord! You're awesome and don't even need sunglasses.

Albert says:
I am not here to be liked.

Albert says:
Also, I pay Krauser more.

Sad-dler says:
You do? I gave him coupons! And I was gunna give him like... Ya know. A turkey for X-mas!

Nemesis says:
How sad, a turkey.

Salazar says:
Why is that sad?

Nemesis says:
They're like 'gobble gobble' and then during Thanksgiving and X-mas everyone suddenly wants to eat them. That's sad.

Sad-dler says:
Why do you care?

Nemesis says:
I'm a vegetarian.

Albert says:
What?

Abert says:
No wonder Jill took you out. For the love of...

Nemesis says:
-Blushes-

Merchant has entered the chatroom.

Merchant says:
Ello there, strangahs!

Albert says:
And you are...?

Sad-dler says:
YOU! You gave that damn Kennedy a rocket launcher and he completely screwed up my spider costume! I was gonna wear that with Halloween too!

Merchant says:
What're ya buyin?

Albert says:
Don't make me repeat myself...

Merchant says:
AH! Hello there strangah, I am Merchant Marcus, always here for your amusement!

Albert says:
Is that so?

Merchant says:
No, I just want your money.

Albert says:
Fair enough.

Albert has banned Merchant from the chatroom.

Salazar says:
Wow... You're like, the big boss eh?

Albert says:
The right to be God... Eh. Yes it'll be mine soon.

Sad-dler says:
Could you give me a job?

Albert says:
You stole Jack from me, so no. You're going down, as are 6 billion others.

Salazar says:
Where are they going then?

Albert says:
Down. I just said so. Pay attention or you will meet the same fate as Merchant.

Salazar says:
oh. K.

Albert says:
I do not like chat-speak, so refrain from using it.

Salazar says:
You're not my mom.

Albert has banned Salazar from the chatroom.

Albert says:
Good riddance.

Sad-dler says:
So... You own this website?

Albert says:
Indeed.

Sad-dler says:
Anything else you own?

Albert says:
Mutant watermelons, a cat, sunglasses, a wii, a whale and more minions than Leon Kennedy uses bullets on a shooting-range.

Sad-dler says:
O rly?

Albert says:
Please refrain from using chat-speak.

Sad-dler says:
Oh yeah, I forgot. Be right back, my staff needs to use the bathroom...

Albert says:
And then people call me insane... Hmpf.

Nemesis says:
SIR! I'm on a date but she won't let me see her boobs. Orders?

Albert says:
... How the hell are you online?

Nemesis says:
Mobile phone sir. I wonder why she won't let me, I mean, I gave her the t-virus and some herbs. That equals giving chocolate and flowers right?

Albert says:
I suppose. Who are you with?

Nemesis says:
Del Lago

Albert says:
For the love of...

Nemesis says:
Why don't you ever finish that sentence with God?

Albert says:
The right to be God... Do not make me repeat myself.

Nemesis says:
OH I GOTTA GO! Del Lago is making an attempt to eat a waiter. And she told me she was a vegetarian too :S

Albert says:
Bye.

Nemesis has left the chatroom.

Albert says:
-shrugs- -adjusts sunglasses-

Sad-dler says:
I have returned.

Chief has entered the chatroom.

Krauser has entered the chatroom.

Chief says:
HA! I have broken his neck once more!

Krauser says:
Wesker. Can I have a day off tomorrow?

Chief says:
His neck, it is broken!

Krauser says:
Please.

Albert says:
Why.

Chief says:
Because I felt like it!

Albert says:
Not you. Who are you anyway.

Krauser says:
I'm Jack.

Sad-dler says:
My staff, it's drunk. How did that happen?

Krauser says:
Huh?

Albert says:
Not you...

Krauser says:
What? I didn't do anything...

Sad-dler says:
It does not even have a mouth...

Krauser says:
Are you talking about my mutant-arm?

Chief says:
So what if I broke his arm the next time? Maybe that will be more fun.

Albert says:
For the love of...

Sad-dler says:
I was thinking about a new costume since Kennedy destroyed my spider-one. I think I might go as a hippie next Halloween.

Chief says:
You look like one already man.

Chief says:
Remember when you gave Merchant the plaga? You said 'Lemme give you power' and then he said 'Flower power?' and referred to your robe that was too colourful.

Sad-dler says:
Hmpf. I am not a hippie.

Krauser says:
I really need a day off Wesker, I'm tired and nearing a burn-out.

Chief says:
I think you look like a hippie too. A really old one.

Albert says:
Shut-up. Please.

Krauser says:
T____T Don't be mad!

Chief says:
I am so tall, I hit my head the other day while dusting my room.

Sad-dler says:
Were you on high heels again?

Albert says:
Shut... Up!

Chief says:
No, I was walking on heels when I went shopping, and one heel broke off.

Krauser says:
Burn-out. I'm so tired. T____T

Sad-dler says:
Oh yeah, heels break. It's because you're too heavy for ladies-shoes. XD

Chief says:
I'm not the one wearing a dress!

Albert says:
SHUT UP!

Krauser says:
Are you burning out too sir? I'm so sorry for you. I know how you feel. Frustrated and you want to cry. And like... T___T

Sad-dler says:
It's a ROBE! NOT A DRESS!

Albert has banned Sad-dler from the chatroom

Albert has banned Chief from the chatroom.

Albert has banner Krauser from the chatroom.

Albert says:
Fucking weirdo's... The right to be God... I wish it was mine already -_-'

Wesker eh? Wesker has a way with weirdo's.


I know, this was so random it's not even random anymore. How random was that.
I need to update Midnight Burning Blue and Wrestlemen Evil, so you'll have to wait for 8 for a while. I hope you liked it. If you did, please drop me a review.

Until next time.
TTT