I am absolutely desperate for Hummelberry roommate shenanigans in season 4, so have some very annoying and inconveniencing Rachel.
We Can Burn Brighter Than The Sun
Chapter Seven: Outlandish Payments
"Rachel, Blaine's here."
"Yes, I'm aware."
"So you need to leave."
"Why would I do that?"
"Rachel, I haven't seen him for three months, why the hell do you think you need to leave?"
"I'll turn the TV up louder or put headphones in. I refuse to leave the house when I don't have school or work."
"Please, Rachel! I'll buy you dinner and drinks."
"No."
"I'll do the cleaning for a month."
"No."
"I'll cook every night for two months."
"No."
"Are you going to answer no to every bargain?"
"Yes."
"I'll cook every night for three months and even eat your vegan cardboard."
"Actually, I organised to meet Santana for coffee and I'm approximately three minutes behind schedule. I better be going."
"You put me through that for nothing?"
"Now you owe me cooking for three months and eating my food. It's a hard life."
"Rachel, I am going to kill you when you get back."
"You'll be in too good a mood for homicide when I get back. I'll sleep on Santana's floor and I will see you in about twenty-three hours and forty-seven minutes. Put an alarm on so you'll be fully-dressed when I get back."
