Going on a trip! Rookie 9 together again!

Bonus chapter! Sleep talking!

--------------------Wind Scythe--------------------

WS: Hello again, people! This is a bonus chapter, so don't get confused. And if you're gonna ask me why I wrote this… well, that's because I'm bored. Ehehehehe… Anyway, I hope you enjoy this bonus! By the way, even though Chibi-Orochi is dead, I'm just gonna put what he talks about when he was alive. So, see ya!

------------With Tsunade no baa-chan! --------------

"No!" muttered Tsunade. The woman kept on turning while she slept. "No! No more! Please!"

Shizune woke up. "Tsunade-sama-" she looked at the female Hokage who was sleeping soundlessly. Weird…

"Back to sleeping…"

Just then, Tsunade squirmed again, now holding herself as if trying to protect herself from something.

"I-I beg you!" trembled Tsunade, who was clearly full of fear. " I'll give you any anything!" This time, instead of Shizune, Kurenai woke up. Her crimson eyes tried to adjust to the dark.

"Daijobu, Hokage-sama…" Kurenai's voice trailed of when she glanced at her right side. Tsunade was sleeping yet again, peacefully "I thought I heard her say something."

When Kurenai dozed off, Tsunade started to tremble again. "No! I don't want any! Get away!! SHIZUNE!!!"This time, as she actually yelled, Kurenai, Shizune and even Tonton woke up. They all turned to the Hokage.

"Hokage-sama!" said Kurenai.

"Tsunade-sama!" yelled Shizune, trying to shake Tsunade. The blonde woman started to stir.

"Byuu!" said Tonton, full of relief.

"Hokage-sama, what happened?" asked Kurenai. Tsunade's hazel eyes trembled and blinked for a while as she breathed deeply.

"I…I just had a nightmare!" said Tsunade. "I-It was so terrible!"

"So what was it…?" said Shizune. Tsunade looked at both of them.

"People…" muttered Tsunade. "They won't stop!"

"Byuu Byuu!"

"Stop what?" asked Kurenai. Tsunade stopped shaking her head.

"I told them to stop…" said Tsunade. "Shizune, they won't stop piling me bills! Debts! Especially paper works!"

Kurenai sweatdropped.

Shizune fell out from her bed anime-style.

"Byuu…" muttered Tonton.

"We just woke up for nothing…" muttered Kurenai. Shizune nodded. Both went back to bed while Tsunade kept on saying repeatedly "Debts! Bills! Paper works! All three of them at the same time! The horror!"

She turned around to see the no one was listening to her.

-------------To Ero-Sennin!---------------

Asuma stood up. Kakashi and Genma too, woke up. Apparently, all of them, aside from Jiraiya, heard the shrieks from nest door.

"Did you hear something…?" muttered Genma. He turned to Asuma.

"Yeah… I think it was from Kurenai's room…." Replied Asuma.

"It was a cry from a big-busted woman." Said Kakashi in a matter-of-fact way. The others chuckled. Then they heard someone giggle. "Who was that?"

"Uh, I think it's Jiraiya-sama." Said Genma.

"I wonder what's he thinking about…" said Asuma.

"Oh the usual…" Then both Jiraiya and Kakashi started saying the same thing.

"Oh yes! That's it! Now turn…you are exactly my type…Oh yeah baby… Come to me - Wait! Oh no! They heard me! I-I didn't mean to! It's a misunderstanding…" Of course, Kakashi had memorized this from before.

"How did you know this?" asked Genma. He thought that Kakashi was using his sharingan, but then, the sharingan wielder was not doing so.

"Let me guess" said Asuma. "Naruto told you, didn't he?" Kakashi nodded.

"Yeah." Said Kakashi. "Naruto told me when he was training with him, most of the time, they would go near hot springs and bath house. Kinda predictable."

Both of them nodded and fell asleep.

--------------Now to Chibi-Orochi! I mean Orochimaru!-------------

This was before Sasuke left Orochi's lair. He had already killed Itachi using the curse mark, slightly losing himself in the process. Now our sole survivor of the infamous Uchiha clan is now… the only member left of this prestigious family, only one in the world. Alone. If he hadn't killed his aniki… well, that's way out of the option, thought Sasuke. Now… he was in for his goal number 2, restoring the Uchiha clan. But with who?

An image of his former team flashed in his mind. Sasuke thought of his sensei, the only person he ever looked up to after the massacre of his clan.

Aww… look at him brood. Ain't he emo?

But that would mean that Uchiha Sasuke, the genius Sasuke, was GAY. He would have to stomach his pride if he ever thought of… fascinating himself with the same gender. So Kakashi was a… hell no.

Next, Sasuke thought of Naruto. His, well was, best friend. Same thing as Kakashi. And he wouldn't risk having Naruto do his legendary… henge. Too… vulgar for the pride.

See, he still thinks of his pride until now.

(WS: Sorry people, I am NOT a yaoi fan… or a yuri fan… NEVER. IN. YOUR. DREAMS. And if you DARE dream that, it would become a nightmare. HELL)

Then Sakura's cheery, 12 year old face popped out. Oh yeah, he thought. The last time he saw the girl was in that sound base, with that damn Sai as his replacement. Sasuke tried to think of what occurred then.

Well, if you think about it, Sasuke thought that Sakura was kinda… hot back there. No longer with a flat-chest, but with long, creamy legs with inhuman strength to boot.

But let's face it; our dear Sasuke-kun, we now found out, has hormones! What a discovery…

Sasuke was so busy debating with himself about his manhood that he accidentally bumped on to Orochi's door, earning him a bump in the process. He went in, as that was what the snake sannin told him earlier. Sasuke found him, surprisingly asleep.

Now uninterested, Sasuke turned to leave, but he heard mumbling and whispers. Curious, Sasuke leaned close enough to hear what Orochi was grumbling. Well, it might serve him good.

Sasuke tried to listen to the mumble of the old man, completely unaware of what he was talking about.

There was a huge pause.

Poor Sasuke.

"Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun…" said Orochi, not knowing that the person he was talking about was standing there, in the same room. " I want you…I want your body now!!… It's so young… So delicious… unlike Kabuto…ahahahaaa!" Orochi continued, but I don't think Sasuke wanted to hear more.

Sasuke shuddered. He swiftly left the room, covering his ears in the fear of hearing more.

And that was exactly the day before Sasuke betrayed him. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

---------------End Of Bonus!------------------

WS: So, did you like it? If you didn't, still leave a review or if you want, send me a message and I'll reply to you! Sorry but I'm not gonna write the usual stories extras after the story in this bonus. Don't worry though! I'm still gonna continue it in the not-bonus chappies! YAY! JA NE!