The rest of The questions…
Troy: those crazy girls decided that they were going to do a chapter all on their own, so we wanted to do one, too
Chad: Only since this was a stupid Sharpay chapter more girl questions came so we won't be here long
Troy: First question is from... hm, can I just pick someone?
Me: How about I pick someone. Why is everyone trying to control everything? I am main host with one person as focus, you're lucky I can't find the girls or I'd drag their crazy butts back over here (notices camera and smiles sweetly towards it) um, first question is for Chad (girls walk in)
Sharpay: Hi people, sorry we're late
Me: Yeah, I bet you are, over half the questions are gone now!
Sharpay: well sorry we wanted a break from you and the loser guys
Ryan: we are not losers!
Sharpay: I'm sorry the pathetic idiots, happy?
Ryan: yes... wait, no!
Me: Uh, maybe I should keep them separated, first person please go
say.hey.a.dancer: Chad... do you like to eat a lot?
Chad: I love to eat! Food is my life.
Me: Wow, big shocker, Chad's life revolves around food
say.hey.a.dancer: Troy, have you ever had a dream about Gabriella?
Troy: Oh sure I have, there was one last night where Godzilla came and tried to attack her and then Chad came with this orange and threw it at Godzilla making Godzilla angry and chase after Chad. Then I ran in and scooped Gabriella up and she joined me in my limo full of beautiful super models... ah, good times, good times
Gabriella: okay, Troy, you're insane
Troy: but I'm cute, though, right? (Gabriella hits her forehead)
Me: Hey lookie, I just got a text from my old buddy Andrew
Troy: You know Andrew! As in Gabriella's boyfriend Andrew
Me: Yeah, I met him at a concert a few years ago, at first I didn't know it was the same Andrew but I figured it out once I noticed the shock that came to his face when I mentioned hanging out with a friend named Gabriella. Anyways, he says he's coming to visit soon, isn't that great?
Troy: Dude, do you hear this? we have got to work fast
Ryan: I'll get the crazy glue
Gabriella: why do you need crazy glue?
Ryan and Troy: No reason
Ryan: (whispering) she's onto us, run man, run
Me: Ah, TroyandGabberiella,ChaseandZoe, your comments please
TroyandGabberiella,ChaseandZoe: Troy, I dare you to kiss Gabby right now on the lips. Chad, do you ever watch Zoey 101, you remind me of Chase ya'll both have a fro. Ryan, do you like Troy? Mrs. Darbus what do you have against cell phones? And Coach B do you secretly love Mrs. Darbus?
Troy: Gabi's not here right now, sorry
Ryan: yes she is (Troy hits him in the head)
Me: Oh, Troy, just do it stop being such a wimp (Troy sighs and walks over to Gabriella and lightly puts his lips atop hers in a gentle peck)
Ryan: That was weak man
Troy: it was a dare kiss, you expect me to put my heart into a dare kiss
Ryan: yes, at least it'd be more interesting for them to read
Chad: Yeah I watch Zoey 101 all the time, it rocks so hard
Ryan: I do not appreciate the question, I do not like Troy and I never will, I am not Gabriella, Sharpay, Taylor, Kelsi, or one of those other girls that has some little crush on him
Sharpay: but Ry-ry, were you not the person who started the Troy Bolton fan-club in the second grade?
Ryan: I was young and immature, and besides, if memory serves me you were the one to have a shrine to him in your closet
Sharpay: You had a poster
Ryan: That was yours, you put it in my room so mom would stop being suspicious of all the posters and such in your room
Troy: I never knew you two were so obsessed with me
Sharpay: please Troy we were in like second grade times change
Ryan: you still have a skirt that say Mrs. Bolton on them
Sharpay: correction, they're shorts and Troy gave them to me
Troy: it was a joke in freshman
Ryan: Shar, you must really love Troy to have his name on your arse
Gabriella: okay, Ryan, has a point
Sharpay: and I also have a shirt that says property of Chad Danforth, a hat that says Baker's Babe, and a matching bathing suit from Keith, what's the point again?
Taylor: you have a shirt from Chad?
Sharpay: It used to be a shirt but I cut it and made it into a tube-top, still says the same thing
Me: And you wonder why we think you're insane? Mrs. Darbus you may answer your question
Darbus: My deceased husband died by a cell phone delivery truck hitting him, I have reason to hate them
Coach B: Are You Insane!!!!! That woman drives me crazy I couldn't like her, ever, besides I'm happily married thank you very much
Me: Ever heard of the words heated affair?
Coach B: you are a sick person
Me: And proud of it, babe. Hey girls, you missed a question for Sharpay
troypayrocks: Okay, so Sharpay why are you so mean? Oh and if you could go out with Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) or Will Ferrell (Talladega Nights:The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) who would you choose, and you do have to answer
Sharpay: Okay, first of all, I'm not as mean as I was portrayed in the movie, I'm a sweet and caring person
Gabriella: And I'm also married to Orlando Bloom
Chad: Really? Why wasn't I invited to the wedding?
Gabriella: Chad, does sarcasm mean anything to you?
Chad: Why yes, it's the use of irony to mock or convey contempt and it's often used as a means of ridicule... it's a noun
Gabriella: not what I meant Chad!
Chad: but you asked for the definition
Gabriella: no, I didn't, I said does it mean anything to you, the tone I used was a sarcastic tone for that
Chad: but if you asked me what it meant in a sarcastic tone than you already knew what it was
Gabriella: uh, he's insane
Taylor: no, he's not, he's just really stupid
Me: um, next person then
freakygenuisgurl: Troy, answer truthfully, if you could pick one, what would you pick? To tell Gabriella you love her on a romantic date, just the two of you, then you date, be high school sweethearts, date in college, graduate together, travel the world together, get married, have kids, live in a house together, see your grandkids, die side-by-side, while the bits of your dead body float through the cosmos together OR (takes in large breath) or, kiss Taylor on the lips!? And I know it's a gross thought, so choose one! Gabriella, same question for you
Troy: I'd kiss Taylor, I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet
Gabriella: As much as I hate to say, I'd pick the Taylor one
Taylor: EWWWWWW!
Gabriella: I'm not saying I'd ever do it, I was just saying I'd rather kiss you then go through all that stuff with Troy right now, maybe if things don't work out with Andrew and I'm still alone in twenty years I'll consider those thoughts
Sharpay: don't worry, you will be
freakygenuisgurl: Gabriella, do you and the girls ever drag the guys to carry your shopping bags at places?
Gabriella: of course, how else would we get our bags back?
Ryan: they lure us in with promises of food, fun, and some just good friend time then they bring out twenty bazillion pounds of shopping bags
freakygenuisgurl: Taylor, if Chad said he loved you, would you say, "Chad I love you too" and date? And yes, if you said it, you MUST date him. I'm sorry I'm trying to make no loopholes
Taylor: Depends, if Chad is still as idiotic as he is now, I'll probably just walk away
Ryan: What if I did it?
Taylor: I'd laugh and... laugh
Ryan: ouch, Chad has a chance but I don't
Taylor: aw sorry Ryan (moves to hug him)
Ryan: no, don't touch me, it'll just reopen closed wounds... I need a moment (walks away; everyone turns to Sharpay)
Sharpay: don't look at me, I'm waiting on blood test results to even see if I'm related to that thing
freakygenuisgurl:Chad, I want you to spell prestidigitation. And no, you can't read my question.
And just for me, could you count to twenty in Spanish? Oh and... LOOK PIZZA!
Chad: p-r-e-s-t-d-d-i-j-i-t-a-t-i-o-n, prestidigitation. And for you, me love, I shall count (successfully counts in Spanish), and by the way, there is no pizza, I checked
freakygenuisgurl: Taylor, if Troy married Sharpay, which is crazy, would you slap him silly so he could get back to his senses?
Sharpay: what's wrong with me?
Taylor: Everything! I would so totally slap him silly, they don't work together, too well, in my book
Sharpay: uh, you only say that because you can't find a man to love you
Taylor: girl we both know the only man who ever gonna love you is your dad
Sharpay: oh, she did not go there, I can get any guy I want
Taylor: yeah right
Sharpay: oh, really, Zeke, go get me some water (Zeke runs off)
Taylor: Zeke doesn't count
Sharpay: Jason, I'm cold (Jason gives her his jacket)
Taylor: he did that out of the kindness in his heart, not a love of you
Sharpay: Chad, go fetch me a cake (Chad leaves)
Taylor: that was just a strange coincidence
Sharpay: okay, still doubt me, time for the true power. Coach Bolton, think you can get me tickets to the My Chemical Romance concert in a few days?
Coach B: Sure Sharpay, anything for you (he leaves)
Taylor: Okay, how do you do it? I mean, the guys our age are one thing but the married coach, how?
Sharpay: years of practice deary
freakygenuisgurl: Ryan, I am sorry, you are a lonely freak. I actually wrote a fan fiction, where you have a crush on Troy's adopted stepsister, she tells all secrets to you, and is fifteen, her name is Ally, and she is tuff (sp?), sarcastic, good at comebacks, but for a weird reason you two love each other, and are dating. Would you date her?
Ryan: Heck yeah, I would... you know if Troy wouldn't kill me first
charli quack:Troy, you seem to have the same sweater in like three different colors... repeat offender! any comments?
Troy: I didn't mean to wear them all, I don't know what you're talking about, I never repeat outfits, except for costumes and my uniforms
Sharpay: oh, honey, we both that's a lie, you wore the outfit you're wearing right now three years ago when you were babysitting my little sister
Troy: And you remember this, why?
Sharpay: I have a good memory
Ryan: yet you seem to forget when you're supposed to watch Winnie so I can have a life instead of watching our little sister
Sharpay: like you need a life anyway
Zeke: I got the water Sharpay, I ran all the way to the lake to get the water that was freshest and would taste the best on your precious lips
Sharpay: uh huh, whatever, I hate lake water
Zeke: oh, I can get something else (runs off again)
Chad: I got cake
Sharpay: Ew, what is that?
Chad: cake
Sharpay: Who eats that kind of cake? I'd prefer strawberry
Chad: Okay, this cake wasn't yours anyway I had this one so I could… so I could throw it at troy (throws cake at Troy) your cake is being made right now (runs away)
Coach B: Your concert tickets
Sharpay: nice, Mr. B, front row, it'll do
Me: Can all the guys stop falling over Sharpay so we can move on?
charli quack: Gabi, what would you say if I told you that your dad didn't really have cancer but actually worked for the CIA and is MIA?
Gabriella: I'd say you're a cruel and unusual person to mock what I saw with my own two eyes
charli quack: Shar, how many pairs of Jimmy Choos does it take to knock a man unconscious?
Sharpay: Twelve. One to get the job done, one to stomp on his heart, one to wear to the court hearing, one for the funeral, and eight to rock in your closet, I know from experience
charli quack: Ryan, I heard you took Ms. Darbus out for dinner...WHY?!
Ryan: It was supposed to be for all the drama club members but only she showed up
charli quack: Kelsi, pancakes or waffles? Jason, coke or pepsi? Zeke, what makes a great creme brulee?
Kelsi: waffles, that way I can fill each whole up with syrup
Jason: Coke it has more umph
Sharpay: Zeke is out getting me water right now, he can't answer your question
Me: Sharpay stop sending the guys off and next questioner... hey it's Bl1SSFuln3ss next, time for her questions
Bl1SSFuln3ss: Sharpay, why do you like show music so much? Do you ever sing slow songs, consider Breaking Free?
Sharpay: I like show music because I like show music. I do sing slow songs, I sung Breaking Free a few times but personally I think the song was a little dry
Kelsi: Hey!
Sharpay: Oh, no offense Kels
Bl1SSFuln3ss: Ryan, why do you always wear hats? Are you covering a bald spot in your head?
Ryan: Who told you? Sharpay!
Sharpay: I didn't do it, I swear, maybe you shouldn't trust those people at the barbershop, they're the ones who cut off that chunk of hair in the first place
Ryan: okay, to be truthful, I do kind of have a little spot where my hair is thin, see Troy and Zeke told me to try out this barbershop, so I went but the guys started arguing and then the one doing my hair was like watching the fight and cheering and then he cut off a chunk of my hair almost my entire freaking ear... we sued him... we now own that shop
Troy: If you own it why do you still make me pay?
Ryan: Because I don't like you and I needed to buy a new pair of shoes
future.mrs.zac.efron: Gabriella, remember when you were singing in the hall, what was it, oh yeah, When There Was Me and You, you can't tell me there were no feelings there. Oh, and when Troy kissed you on the cheek at the callbacks, there were some pink cheeks. So, how can you be saying you don't like Troy? We know you're lying.
Gabriella: Who is we? You know what people, I'll tell you I did have a crush on Troy when I first met him
Troy: You did?
Gabriella: But then I got to know him and...
Troy: It became much more than you could have ever imagined and now the undeniable sensation to just wrap your arms around me and make me yours forever is eating at the very inner-workings of your soul disallowing you to do anything but watch me with envy whenever you see me with another girl even my mom (Gabriella eyes him strangely)
Gabriella: No! I was just going to say now that I know you, that crush has kind of either dwindled down or made me appreciate my Andrew more. By the way, can you Troyella people like not mention it in the next interview, Andrew's coming out to town and I do not want to have to explain the last few months to him right now
future.mrs.zac.efron: Taylor, you like Chad, and Chad likes you, forget about Sharpay and Chad, talk about a fling, you two were meant to be. And Sharpay no offense but I can't see the whole Troypay thing going on here, I can't see the connection.
Taylor: I don't like Chad and he doesn't like me, end of story
Kelsi: Oh right, like you're saying if Chad walked up to you with a bundle of freshly picked roses in his hands and asked you out to whisk you off to the most romantic picnic dinner ever, you'd say no
Taylor: Yes that is what I'm saying (Chad turns around head hanging low roses behind his back and walks away)
Sharpay: You know what, as surprising as this is, I agree with you, I don't see the Troypay thing and I don't appreciate everyone thinking that Troy Bolton is so perfect and every girl just has to like him. He's annoying and crazy and self-centered and (begins ranting)
Troy: (whispering towards her ear) and cute
Sharpay: and funny and sweet and charming, great singer, wonderful abs (dreamily sighs)
Ryan: not again (walks over and slaps Sharpay across the face)
Sharpay: Ryan, ow, why?
Ryan: daydreaming again
Sharpay: oh... okay (turns and stares out window, Ryan slaps her again) Ryan, you idiot, I wasn't daydreaming!
Ryan:... Oh, in that case, help me!!!! (jumps out of chair and runs away from the now fuming Sharpay)
Me: um... I have no comment right there, let's just continue the questions
future.mrs.zac.efron: Kelsi, pick Ryan or Jason
Kelsi: I pick... yes
Taylor: yes?
Kelsi: yes, next question
future.mrs.zac.efron: Chad, hi! why did you call Sharpay a mountain lion? what happened at the after-party, because rumour has it, a MASSIVE thing went on with you and Taylor?
Chad: I called Sharpay a mountain lion because the night before I had been watching animal planet and they had a documentary on mountain lions and their habits, shockingly they have a few things in common with Sharpay, so I thought it works. Also, I have one comment to the whole after party thing, what happens at the after party... stays at the after party
future.mrs.zac.efron: Troy, Gabriella died... how do you feel? Sharpay screamed with delight at the thought of being with you.
Troy: Aw, Gabi died, dang it, well, then we better cancel that shipment of paralyzing darts for the plan and Sharpay squealed, cool.
Sharpay: I did not squeal, I would not squeal and I shant squeal
Troy: But you do want to be with me, I know, Shar, don't feel bad, I'm just too sexy for girls not to want to be with me
Sharpay: you weren't a gift to mankind Troy
Troy: I know... I was a gift to womankind (Sharpay smacks her forehead on the desk)
future.mrs.zac.efron: And finally, Zeke, we all heard about your kitchen antics with Sharpay, what are your feelings on this?
Zeke: I'm fine with that, you know, I get to bake and get kisses from Sharpay, two of the best things ever under one roof, brilliant
Jason: So, how'd that deal even start anyway?
Zeke: after party, man, after party
Jason: nice (they do their secret handshake, girls turn to Sharpay who's obviously flirting with Troy and Chad)
Troy: Sharpay, you're just amazing
Sharpay: well, everyone knows that
Troy: hey Chad, what happened to your hands?
Chad: oh yeah those, i cut my hands picking roses... for my mom... she's sick
Sharpay: Aw, you poor, poor thing, need a hug? (Chad nods) well, too bad (turns to Troy) do me a favor and flirt with Gabriella tomorrow
Troy: why would you want me to flirt with another girl?
Sharpay: Because, Troy, her BF is going to be here, hello, do you know how funny it'd be if he showed up after a few months of not seeing his precious girlfriend and saw her flirting with some other guy or some other guy flirting with her?
Troy: hey, that would be funny, I'll do it
Sharpay: good boy, Troy (pats his head)
Troybolton is incredibly smexy: Troy, I dare you to tell Gabi you love her.
Troy: Gabriella Montez, I love you with all my heart
Gabriella: Troy Bolton, you are a full-on idiot
Troy: Gabriella Montez, stop insulting me
Gabriella: Troy Bolton, stop staring at me
Troy: Gabriella Montez, go jump off a cliff
Gabriella: Troy Bolton, go rot in a whole
Troy: Gabriella Montez, su-
Me: (quickly interrupting) okay, let's, um, stop right there, anymore questions
Troybolton is incredibly smexy: This one goes to everyone would you ever try to commit suicide?
Sharpay: No
Troy: killing myself would be an injustice to all mankind
Gabriella: No
Ryan: would anyone care if I did?
Sharpay: Ryan, I'd care, I'd probably go insane without you
Ryan: just checking, no
Me: Ooooookay, um, next question... please, no more answers on that one
XBeautifulbabe405X: Oh, yeah, I have a question for you are you actually beautiful? Huh, uh? HOTTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE BITCH :D
Sharpay: uh, well, at least I have some modesty over here saying you're hotter than I'll ever be, yeah right, I'm too gorgeous for that one right there
Ryan: modesty? Yeah, you're just queen of being modest
XBeautifulbabe405X: Gabriella, when did you kiss Troy? Was he a good kisser? Tell us the story
Gabriella: okay, okay, see it was the after party after the whole Twinkle Towne thing. Everyone in our group was bored of the party so we kind of decided to ditch it. we split up into smaller groups more like two people each, there was Tay and Chad, Shar and Zeke, Kels, Jay and Ryan, she decided to hang out with two of the guys instead of one and then me and Troy. we were like swinging on the swings and the sun was setting, it was a romantic setting and all and we kissed, simple as that, I did feel a little bad about it because of Andrew, so I told him and he forgave me, also Troy is a good kisser but Andrew's better
Sharpay: Not in my book
Gabriella: Whoa, what do you mean not in your book? You don't even know Andrew... right?
Sharpay: Know him? yes. Meet him like a super long time ago and date him for two weeks? yes
Gabriella: you dated my boyfriend?
Sharpay: yes, but I'm sure he's gotten better at kissing since then, hope he got that whole dog thing figured out though
Gabriella: what dog thing?
Sharpay: his dog, Fi-fi, she was sick last time I talked to him
Gabriella: Fi-fi was sick last month... you talked to Andrew last month?
Sharpay: well, naturally, I keep in touch with all of my cool exes, I understand why you're with him, he's still hot as ever
Gabriella: Sharpay Madeline Evans! You are not to flirt with my boyfriend
Sharpay: Gabriella, do I look like the kind of girl to flirt with other girls boyfriends?
Gabriella: no, but looks can be deceiving. And how did your relationship end anyway?
Sharpay: oh, I dumped him and dated his best friend. Derek… ooh, he was so hot.
Ryan: I don't want to hear about my sister's love life next question please
XBeautifulbabe405X: Sharpay tell us about opening night and you and Zeke
Sharpay: Opening night... ah, good times, good times, but it didn't have anything to do with Zeke Baylor. It had something to do with me, Gabriella, and my mustang convertible. I would tell the details but what we did got us kicked out of four malls, five stores, chased by the cops, and put down as suspects in a murder trial, but we got off because we weren't anywhere near the site of the murder. We were on a wanted sign, but you know, you really don't want to hear the story. I can tell you how it started though, see Gabi was nervous because the show was going to be starting that night, to calm her nerves, we ditched school and hopped in my car for some relaxation before opening night, but of course, when you mix us two, things don't go so smooth
Gabriella: hey, it's not my fault you suggested we pick up the hitch hiker
Sharpay: what he was hot
Gabriella: yes but he was insane... and he tried to kill you
Sharpay: no, he tried to get the police to think I robbed the store, but he didn't try to kill me
Gabriella: so, him jumping in a car and trying to run you over doesn't count as trying to kill you?
Sharpay: exactly, Darbus did the same thing to me once, but then again that was the time I accidentally ran over her cat
XBeautifulbabe405X: Troy, who do you like more Gabi or Sharpay? Who's a better kisser?
Troy: I do not feel comfortable answering either question at the moment, but I guess I'll answer the first one, right now I like Shar better because Gabi hit me over the head with this really hard piece of French bread and gave me a headache
Gabriella: oh, you baby, suck it up
Troy: See, this is why I like Sharpay better right now, Gabi is being so insensitive to my feelings, I have feelings, I'm not an animal or a plant, I'm a human being!
XBeautifulbabe405X: Okay, everyone, what does it feel like to have people writing about you all the time? And which pairing do you read about more, Troypay or Troyella?
Kelsi: They hardly ever focus on me and when they do it's mostly me and Ryan, me and Jason, me and Troy, or some combination where I'm with Jason then cheat on him with Ryan or something like that, it's not fair. They always write about Shar, Ry, Troy, and Gabi. I read a lot of Troypay but mostly because I like reading it and then talking about it and making Sharpay get angry, she gets so riled up about people writing stories where she's with Troy, I don't know why, though
Sharpay: I don't like people writing about me anymore, I mean, they either make me have some problems at home or have mental problems or just be so in love with Troy or sometimes they have me in love with Ryan, see, I kind of find it strange on some levels. Like one my dad is a great guy not some abusive drug addicted alcoholic who beats the crap out of his children, and I would never eat drug-laced cookies and then get a tattoo that says Troy on it like in Unlove You by ascii27
Me: OMG, I love that story, I was reading it before I came to work on this interview
Sharpay: you disgust me
Kelsi: wait, Shar, weren't you the one who said you'd never ever read stories about you and troy, yet you know one of the most recent ones
Sharpay: okay, so maybe I read a little Troypay stories now and then but it's not like I'm addicted
Some geek guy: Um, Sharpay, your e-mail inbox is full, a lot of your favorites have been updated like secretcastle's No Conditions, it's on the last chapter, and then of course we have Stessa's Forbidden Beauty, things aren't cooling down yet, and I'm sad to say that ready anf has not updated her stories you were waiting for yet but I have a feeling it will happen soon (everyone turns to Sharpay)
Sharpay: okay, I'm hooked, sue me
Me: Shar, it's fine, we all have a weakness when it comes to fanfiction, I'm just glad you're no longer in denial
MidKid6: Troy, how far would you go for Gabriella?
Troy: I'd go across the hallway, I don't know what you mean by that?
MidKid6: Chad, do you or have you ever lived in the ghetto or are you afraid of that part of town?
Chad: Dude, I don't live there but my cousin does and it scares me, we were like driving right why the heck is there a shoe in the middle of the road? I mean, really a shoe, I was talking like so much about the shoe and the roads were all dirty and some of the houses were boarded up and there was this creepy looking guy who was staring at me and I turned to look at him and dude flipped me off
MidKid6: Gabriella, which one of your friends would you kill first if you had no choice?
Gabriella: Okay, I think I'd kill... Jason
Jason: Why me?
Gabriella: Well, you see Chad is entertainment and so is Sharpay, Kelsi is too sweet and close to me, Taylor is my best friend, Zeke is the way we get food, and Troy... Troy's just insane and if I kill him I'll have an army of angry women and a few men trying to kill me
MidKid6: Sharpay, if you became a famous singer and made an album, who would you have featured on that album?
Sharpay: Well, of course I have Ryan on it with me, then maybe I'd get like... hm, well, I'm gonna need time on that one, okay
MidKid6: Ryan, why do you wear what Sharpay tells you to wear when you have the choice to pick yourself?
Ryan: because one Sharpay scares me, and two she doesn't tell me what to wear anymore, I pick these clothes these days but only because it's like a habit now, you know matching with her is like something I do without thinking now, like she's wearing black right and then I walk out of my bedroom I'm wearing black and we're like matching, I don't think about it I just do it and besides the clothes work as a babe magnet
Chad: No, they don't like everyone thinks you're gay because you dress like that
Ryan: You say it like it's a bad thing
Chad: So, people thinking you're gay when you're not is a good thing... yeah, I'm confused
Ryan: Have you not noticed that I'm always surrounded by girls?
Chad: Yeah and some of the hottest girls too, hm, explain
Ryan: some think I'm gay, some don't, the ones that do think it's fine to spill all their secrets to me and spend hours with me and I can put up with the dragging me shopping and getting manicures, because of Sharpay and because the stuff I don't want to do is balanced out when they're supposed to go to the beach with their boyfriend's and he just so happens to not be able to make it and they just so happen to remember I have no plans that day
Chad: Ah, Ryan, you're bad
Ryan: I know, Shar uses her talent for some things, I focus mine in other ways
Sharpay: Why do I talk to you again?
Ryan: Because last time you stopped talking to me Mom said that she'd take away your gold card
Sharpay: Right... why again?
Ryan: Because without you talking to me I started ruining stuff around the house to get you to explode and mom realized that the money we waste when fighting is a lot more than when we semi get along
Troy: you guys have a strange family
Sharpay: at least my family doesn't stalk people, your little sister followed me and Ryan around for two years straight before moving on to that one weird guy from auditions
MidKid6: Taylor, I always wondered this but who's smarter you or Gabriella?
Taylor: We're evenly matched (Gabriella goes behind her and mouths no) I totally kicked her butt the other day in Scrabble though
Gabriella: you cheated though you were using the dictionary after a while
Taylor: So, you started using IM slang
Me: Why were you playing Scrabble in the first place?
Gabriella: Because Troy and Chad stole my PS2
Chad: I only stole it because mine wasn't working and we wanted to play our new game
Troy: I won that game by the way
Chad: only because you distracted me by saying that Mary Poppins was in my kitchen cooking me tacos, you know it's not right to say that, if I don't have tacos for so long, I explode... it's happened before
Outspoken Dreamer: Troy, who would you rather confess your undying love for and make out with? Gabriella, Sharpay, Kelsi, Taylor, or Ryan?
Troy: I'd say… I dunno know, nobody. Taylor because she annoys me with her big words and hurtful remarks. Ryan because he's a guy. Kelsi because I like more outgoing personalities. Gabriella because she's with Andrew and she annoys me sometimes. And Sharpay because she's… well, she's just Sharpay
Outspoken Dreamer: Ryan, are you gay? What compelled you to wear such gay clothes? Have you ever kissed a boy? Are you in love with Gabriella? Sharpay? what about Kelsi? Are you really as dumb as they portray you in the movie? Spell palientologist.
Ryan: I am not gay. I wear the clothes because I do. Have you ever kissed a boy? Are you in love with Gabriella or Sharpay or Kelsi? Are you really as dumb as you sound with these questions, huh? I'm no longer answering any questions that have to do with who I like or how dumb they made me sound. I am what I am and I'm not changing who I am or degrading myself or allowing others to, simply because Disney decided to put me in their stupid movie about our stupid lives!!!
Outspoken Dreamer: Sharpay, if you had to choose, would you rather shout to the world "I am in TRUE PASSIONATE LOVE with TROY BOLTON, and he is a SEXY BEAST!" or "I am a true bitch, Ice Queen, witch, nasty slut, AND I apologize for being such things! and me and Gabby are BFFs for like, ever! And I am like so totally sorry to all the people I was mean to!" an by the way, you rock! Ooh, and also, what base have you and past/current boyfriends got to? Is blonde your true hair color? Please answer what the freak was going on with you and Chad.
Sharpay: Okay, out of those I'd do the Troy one. I never understood bases too much, explain them more and I'll answer
Ryan: I better like that answer
Sharpay: oh, shut up, Ryan, like you'd do anything to any of them
Ryan: I have a baseball bat and I'm not afraid to use it
Sharpay: yes you are, you wouldn't even hit the thing at my party a few weeks ago with your bat
Ryan: just answer your beep questions
Sharpay: Who told you it wasn't my natural color? Why would you even think that? Who are you anyway to question me?
Ryan:
Um, Sharpay, that person is a reviewer, their job is to ask
questions
Sharpay: oh, shut up, Ryan!
Outspoken Dreamer: Taylor, who's smarter? You or Gabi? And have you ever made out with Chad or Zeke? NO LIES. Would you rather date Chad or Zeke?
Taylor: I have told you, we're perfectly even. And I don't kiss and tell, thank you
Gabriella: Then what was that at the sleepover the other night?
Taylor: Let me rephrase that I don't kiss and tell random people I don't know
Gabriella: that's better
Taylor: I probably would Zeke as of right now. Chad's been a little… nutty since these interviews started and quite frankly he scares me with how dumb he is sometimes
Outspoken Dreamer: Gabriella, have you ever been really naughty? What base did you and Andrew get to? Is your hair naturally curly, wavy, or straight? Hypothetically speaking, if Troy or Ryan ever asked you out, would you say yes?
Gabriella: I'm too sweet to be naughty
Sharpay: coughs bullcrap coughs
Gabriella: Sharpay, must we go through this every time I get a question
Sharpay: yes
Gabriella: I never really understood bases too much. My hair is naturally curly and I probably would
Ryan: she said she probably would, speed up the plan idiot
Troy: don't call me an idiot, you're the one who ordered snaprocks instead of snapping turtles
Ryan: only because you were trying to talk to Sharpay on the other line and they misheard me between my yells for you to wait a second
Troy: well, sorry, I wanted to talk to your sister
Ryan: well, sorry, for trying to do my job correctly
Me: Well, sorry, for cutting off your little love fest. Gosh, you argue more than my parents
Outspoken Dreamer: Chad, a science question for you- is spelunker a real word? If so, what does it mean? Were you born with out of control frizzy curly hair?
Chad: Um… I was never good at science. No, I wasn't born with out of control frizzy-curly hair. I was born with a little bit of frizzy-curly hair on my little head and everyone was all, aww he's so cute and little and then my mom cried then my dad had to hold her to get her to stop crying and then the nurse lady took me away and two years later we learned that my hair was doomed to be tangly and big and messy and not the smooth looking easy to play with hair it once was… the end
Me: yeah, don't even want to know what goes through your head
(insight into the mind of Chad Danforth)
Chad's thoughts: I'm bored, I want a taco, I'm bored, I was pie, I'm bored, I want cake, I'm bored, I wanna meet Andrew, I'm bored, I want Sharpay to date me, I'm bored, I want Gabriella to leave so I can keep Troy, I'm bored, I want to go home and watch Backyardigans, I'm bored… I LIKE PIE!!!!!!
(no more insight)
Me: I was right, I didn't need to know that. I think Chad has stopped thinking
Sharpay: When did he start?
Outspoken Dreamer: Kelsi, have you ever noticed that your name backwards is Islek? Would you ever consider Islek as a name? Are you more in love with Jason or Ryan?
Kelsi: I didn't notice that before. I wouldn't want it to be my name. and I'm not in love with either of them
Outspoken Dreamer: Zeke, why must you worship Sharpay? you do realize the only reason she WON'T date you is because of your over-obsession. If you ever found Troy physically all over Sharpay, would you have the guts to punch him out? Would you punch him out? If anybody was all over Sharpay, would you punch him or her out? What other hobbies do you enjoy besides basketball and baking?
Zeke: Wait, you mean, if I wasn't obsessed she'd date me. I can change Sharpay, I will no longer be obsessed and then we can go out and then you'll fall in love with me, and I can ask you to marry me, and you'll say yes because you love me so much, then we'll get married and buy a big house and have four kids, three cats, two dogs, and a turtle
Sharpay: Yeah… never gonna happen. I am not having four kids, I wouldn't want three cats and two dogs, and why the hell is there a turtle?
Zeke: must you crush my fantasies
Sharpay: only the ones that involve me
Zeke: you're heartless
Sharpay: are you just now figuring that out?
Zeke: You know what, Troy has been all over Sharpay before. And no I wouldn't have the guts to punch him. I kneed him in the balls instead, it was funny
Troy: For you. It was pain for me
Zeke: that was the point, Troy. And I would punch whoever, unless they're bigger than me. If they're bigger than me, I either find a weakness or run away. I enjoy baking, basketball, watching TV, writing stories, spying on Sharpay, dreaming of Sharpay, doing favors for Sharpay, hitting Troy for no apparent reason, crushing the hopes and dreams of any guy in school who thinks he can cook better than me, and… oh yeah, trying not to be obsessed with Sharpay
Outspoken Dreamer: Troy, would you rather be totally in love with Gabi or Sharpay, knowing you can't have her, and you're sitting right next to said person? If you had the chance to cut Chad's hair, would you? If you could cut Sharpay's hair while she was sleeping for all the times she's dissed you and your friends, would you?
Troy: I'd rather be in love with… Turtle. Turtle is my cat. Sharpay got me Turtle last month as a birthday gift. Turtle is very abusive but I know she loves me.
Sharpay: Turtle is a guy
Troy: Whoa, I have a homosexual cat… no wonder Turtle and Cat get along.
Me: I know I'm going to regret asking this, but who's Cat?
Troy: Cat is my dog.
Me: You have a dog named Cat and a cat named Turtle
Coach B: We also have a turtle named Dog. We let Troy name the cat, his younger brother Chris name the dog, and for some odd reason, we allowed Sharpay and Ryan to name the turtle.
Sharpay: You know you love Dog
Ryan: And her name
Sharpay: Who couldn't love a turtle named Dog?
Chad: Someone's who afraid of dogs and allergic to turtles
Sharpay: Chad, you ruin everything, uh, we are so over
Chad: Wait, we started going out? How come no one tells me anything?
Troy: Chad, you idiot, you started going out like two hours ago
Chad: oh yeah… oh no, we broke up on our two hour anniversary, I can't believe you are so heartless, Sharpay
Sharpay: I knew I should have gone with the football guy
Chad: why?
Sharpay: 'Cause he's got less hair
Chad: You mean if I cut my hair you'd go out with me again?
Sharpay: No, I'd scream if you cut your hair
Chad: so, you do love my hair
Sharpay: No, you fool, I love you
Chad: Really? Well, in that case, I'll be right back (runs out of the room)
Sharpay: okay, hurry and finish this before he gets back
Troy: I'd cut Chad's hair, I'd leave Sharpay's alone and on the topic of this, I plan on shaving my head
Girls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy: Just kidding (girls get angry, chase Troy away) Help… me! Somebody! (keeps running as Sharpay grabs a bat, Gabriella gets a chair, and Kelsi gets rope)
Me: Ooookay, um, lucky for me, we're out of questions meaning I can get away from them for now, so later people
Sharpay: (stops running) wait, I just got a text from my favorite little buddy
Gabriella: (stops running as well) who?
Sharpay: Andrew, he's finally in town
Gabriella: Oh, I hope his trip went well, ask him
Andrew: Why don't you ask him yourself? (Gabriella turns and squeals running over to him)
Sharpay: Hey Drew
Andrew: (lets go of Gabriella) Pay-pay, how are you?
Sharpay: terrible, these idiots do not understand how special I am
Andrew: Oh, they do, just not in the same way you do, Pay (notices glares from the male members of the gang) Hi I'm-
Troy: oh we know who you are, you're the one who's dating Gabriella, you're her mister perfect boyfriend Andrew
Ryan: you're the reason Sharpay had to borrow a hundred dollars from me
Andrew: how is it my fault?
Ryan: she spent too much time talking to you on the phone and the bill was waaaaay too high
Gabriella: You're being over dramatic, Ry
Ryan: No I'm not, he's evil I tells you, evil!
Andrew: Oh, Ryan, I got you a gift from my trip to Africa, it's this cool looking hat, I saw it and thought of you (hands Ryan a hat and Ryan smiles and hugs him)
Ryan: You rule man!
Troy: Ryan, you're supposed to stay on our side, don't go to the dark side of Drew likers
Ryan: If the dark side has hats and babes, I like the dark side
Troy: you traitor
Ryan: whatever you say, who's up for pizza... on Drew of course
Gabriella: Ryan that would be-
Andrew: No, it's fine by me, I owe him for the phone calls anyway, let's go (starts to walk away) Troy, Chad, you coming?
Troy: I would never eat with a traitor
Chad: yeah
Andrew: It's deep dish with extra cheese and pepperoni
Chad: later Troy
Me: I would stay but I want pizza so leave questions next interview topic is mostly Andrew and Zeke, so, um, yeah (looks to everyone walking away) Wait up (runs after them)
Andrew: Hey, what's up?
Me: Nothing but your girlfriend's a loser
Gabriella: hey!
Me: no offense
