Chapter 7

Kakashi smirked. "You pass. Looks like you'll become a Leaf Village Shinobi. Congrats, you're now an official member of team 7." Kakashi held out his hand. Shiroibara grinned.

"Told ya, I could do it." She took it and shook his hand. Naruto and Sakura finally woke up. Naruto rubbed his head.

"What happened?" Naruto looked at Kakashi and Shiroibara. "Did we win??" Kakashi looked at Naruto with pitied eyes.

"No, you failed miserably. I can't believe you were taken out so easily by one girl who trained herself. Anyway, lets move on. It's time for the survival training." Shiroibara smirked and crouched in front of Naruto.

"Don't feel bad. I'm just stronger, faster and a better ninja than you are." She ruffled Naruto's hair and stood up. He scowled at her.

"We'll see about that!" Shiroibara turned around and grinned evilly at him.

"Yeah, we'll see." She focused her attention on Kakashi. He set the clock again.

"Ok, its set for noon." Kakashi pulled out 2 bells. "Here are 2 bells. Your task is to take these from me before times up. Those who don't have a bell by noon, gets no lunch." He pointed to 3 stumps. "I'll not only tie you to one of those stumps but, I'll also eat right in front of you."

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke's stomachs grumbled. 'So that's why he told us not to eat…' Shiroibara smirked, she was smart enough to eat breakfast.

"You only have to get 1 bell. There are only 2 so, 1 of you will definitely be tied to the stump. And the person doesn't take a bell fails, so at least 1 of you will be sent back to the academy. If you want, you can use shuriken and kunai. You won't succeed unless you come at me intending to kill." Sakura tensed.

"But, then you'll be in danger!!" Naruto laughed.

"Yeah, your slow!! You can't even dodge a blackboard eraser! We'll definitely kill you!!" Kakashi looked at Naruto.

"In the real world, those with no talent often bark the loudest. Well…ignore Mr. Dead last and start when I say." Naruto furrowed his eyebrows in anger as Kakashi's words repeated in his head. 'Dead last!! Dead last!! Dead last!! Dead last!!!!' Naruto grabbed a kunai and ran at Kakashi. Sakura and Sasuke backed away from Naruto when they saw he was about to strike Kakashi.

Kakashi grabbed Naruto's arm and his head and twisted Naruto's arm so that the kunai was pointing at the back of his head.

"Calm down, I haven't said start yet." Shiroibara noticed how short Naruto was compared to Kakashi and chuckled.

'No way, I couldn't even see…' Sakura was amazed.

'So this is a Jounin.' Sasuke was impressed.

"Well, it seems your finally prepared to come at me with the intent to kill. So you've finally acknowledged me? Hehe, it seems I'm beginning to like you guys. Ok, lets get going. Ready…" Everyone got ready. "Begin!!!!" They disappeared and hid themselves. Shiroibara hid behind a group of trees and felt tugging on her skirt. She looked down and saw Yuki, the miniature fox.

Shiroibara crouched down and picked Yuki up. "What are you doing??? I'm busy, go back into my backpack! No one can see you!" She whispered and Yuki whimpered.

'But, I want to stay with you. Please?' Shiroibara rolled her eyes.

"No, now go. I'll get you in a little while. I promise. Ok?" Yuki nodded and strutted off, unseen by the others. Shiroibara sighed and peeked out from behind her tree. She noticed Naruto was yelling at Kakashi to come and fight him. She sweat dropped. 'Baka, I hope all humans aren't like this.'

"Uhm, you're a bit off." Naruto ran at Kakashi.

"The only thing that's a bit off is your haircut!" Shiroibara almost fell over. 'That's the worst insult I've ever heard.'

Kakashi reached into his bag and Naruto immediately stopped. "Shinobi Fighting Lesson 1 Taijutsu. I'll teach you about it." 'Taijutsu is hand to hand combat but…'

Naruto watched Kakashi closely, curious about what he was going to pull out. 'He's going to use a weapon?' Kakashi pulled out his book, Icha Icha Paradise and Shiroibara fell over. 'Oh my God, that's sexual harassment! Yeesh, I'm living with a pervert.'

Naruto looked at Kakashi with confusion. "What's wrong? Hurry up and attack me!" Kakashi yelled.

"But…Hey!? What's with the book!?" Kakashi opened the book up and started reading.

"I just want to know what happens next. But don't worry, it won't make a difference against you guys." Naruto looked at Kakashi with confusion for a few seconds before becoming angry and pulling up his sleeve.

"I'll totally kick your ass!!" He ran at Kakashi and punched him. Kakashi blocked it with one hand and had his head buried in his book. Naruto tried to kick Kakashi in the head but, he dodged it. Naruto punched at Kakashi and Kakashi appeared behind him.

"A Shinobi isn't supposed to be caught from behind, Baka."

Sakura noticed Kakashi's hand position. 'What? His hand position, is that the tiger seal? What? No way, he's going to use a jutsu against Naruto.'

Sasuke also noticed. 'No way, is that the fire seal? This guy is totally serious about it.' Sakura became worried.

"Naruto!! Run away! Your going to get killed!!" Naruto looked at Sakura with fear.

"What?"

"Too late." Naruto looked back at Kakashi. "Hidden Leaf Ancient Taijutsu Supreme Technique, A Thousand Years of Pain!!" Kakashi shoved his 2 fingers up Naruto's ass and Naruto went flying, obviously in pain. Sakura sweat-dropped.

'What, that isn't a Ninjutsu. Supreme technique? That was just a powerful ass poke.'

Sasuke sighed. '2 total Bakas, Pfft.' Shiroibara fell over again.

'That's rape, God. If he goes anywhere near me, I'm going to bitch-slap him.'


Oh my Jashin, Kakashi raped Naruto :O lawl XD. Gosh I'm so glad no one bothered me about this, I'm using the manga for most of this stuff but, of course the parts with Shiroibara and Yuki are made by me XD. Thankies for the reviews! It makes me happy and right now I need joy :(. Anyway, RATE & REVIEW & RECOMMEND.