Beat up Sasuke day

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Sakura felt someone climb into bed with her. She opened one eye to see red hair.

'Sasori...'

'I had a bad dream. Can I stay here?'

'Okay.'

The next morning Sakura woke up to see the whole of the Akatsuki sat on her bed.

'Guys. Go back to your beds. I'll be up in a minute.'

'But there's a creepy guy looking for you!'

'Sasuke isn't that creepy.'

'No it isn't Sasuke it's another creepy guy!'

'Alright. Go back to your room. I'll go see what the creepy guy wants.'

Everyone but Sasori left. Sakura sighed and picked up Sasori before walking out of the room. Down in the lounge stood Ibiki Morino.

'Hi Ibiki, what's up?'

'A huge group of injured ninja have just come in and all medical staff are needed.'

'I'm kinda busy.'

'Tsunade sent me to get you.'

Sakura rolled her eyes.

'Okay. Just tell the guys not to die and I'll be there soon. I have to sort out something first.'

Ibiki nodded and left. Sakura walked to Sasuke room just walking in. Sasuke was sat looking through the drawers in the room.

'Sasuke.'

Sasuke shut the door pretty quick and turned to Sakura.

'Hn.'

'I need you to watch the kids. I'm needed at the hospital.'

'Fine.'

'Here's Sasori.'

Sakura passed the sleeping boy over to Sasuke.

'Later.'

With that Sakura disappeared in a puff of smoke. Sasuke looked down at Sasori who was now awake.

'Where's Sakura?'

'She had to go help at the hospital.'

'Oh. So what are we gonna do today?'

'I dunno.'

'Oh. Can you put me down.'

'Sure.'

Sasuke put Sasori on the floor before starting to head downstairs.

'I'm gonna go make breakfast. Get the others.'

Sasori went back into the room where the rest of the Akatsuki were.

'Sakura had to go to the hospital to help so Sasuke is looking after us. He's going to make breakfast.'

'But Sasuke is boring!'

'Yeah!'

'He's more boring than watching paint *BEEP* dry.'

Everyone turned to Hidan.

'I got bored of using Kuso.'

Pein climbed onto the bed so he was higher than everyone else.

'I have an idea.'

When baby Akatsuki got downstairs Sasuke had finished making cereal and had put it out on the table. They all got up onto the chairs and began eating. Except for Hidan. Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

'Kid, eat your breakfast.'

'My *BEEP* name is Hidan.'

'Alright. Hidan eat your breakfast.'

'*BEEP* no.'

Sasuke sighed, got up from his seat and went over to sit in the empty chair next to Hidan. He picked up a spoonful of cereal and held it close to Hidan's mouth.

'Eat.'

'Why would I *BEEP* eat any *BEEP* cereal you *BEEP* give me? I *BEEP* don't *BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP**BEEP* like you. You're a *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*type of *BEEP* person. And I hate *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP**BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* type of *BEEP* person!'

'Just eat!'

'Okay.'

Hidan took his spoon from Sasuke and began to eat his cereal. Sasuke just rolled his eyes.

'Once you've finished eating go upstairs and get changed.'

'Into what?'

'There are some clothes in the wardrobe, look through it.'

Sasuke finished his breakfast and put his bowl in the sink, beginning to wash up as each of the kids added their bowls to the pile. Once he was done Sasuke noticed the Akatsuki had run off somewhere. As he stepped out into the lounge he noticed the house was too quiet.

'Pein! Konan!'

Sasuke carefully checked each room.

'Itachi!'

'Deidara!'

'Sasori!'

'Kisame!'

'Zetsu!'

'Tobi!'

'Kakuzu!'

'HIDAN!'

'*BLEEP*!'

Sasuke paused at the door to the Akatsuki's room. He slowly opened it to see Konan and Pein sat on one of the beds with Deidara and Hidan.

'Alright, where is everyone else?'

'NOW!'

When Sasuke regained consciousness he was tied to one of the beds that the kids had stood upright. The Akatsuki were stood in front of him.

'Why did you tie me up?'

Pein grinned and stepped forward.

'We want some answers and we feel less guilty tying you up than if we tied Sakura up. We each have one question for you and we want you to answer truthfully. Me first. We have a big problem, me, Jeff, Anu, Preta, Asura and Naraka are all dead bodies controlled by one guy, if we eat anything generally it affects him so have you found him yet?'

'No.'

'My turn, yeah. Why are we in Konoha because I think I'm from Iwa?'

'Don't know.'

'You're lying, yeah.'

'I honestly don't know.'

'Alright. My question. Where is Samehada?'

'Don't know.'

'Where is my *BLEEP* scythe?'

'Don't know.'

'Why is my mask too big for my face?'

'Because you're 3.'

'Why am I not a puppet?'

'Because you haven't turned yourself into a puppet yet.'

'Why can't I eat any of these guys?'

'Because Sakura said so.'

Where is my money?'

'Don't know.'

Itachi stepped forward.

'My question. I know I'm related to you but how?'

'I'm not allowed to tell you.'

'You will or I will bug you until you do.'

Sasuke ignored Itachi and turned to Konan.

'Konan what is your question?'

'Where do babies come from?'

Sasuke paused, thinking what lie he could tell Konan while Itachi was poking him.

'Babies come from a special jutzu that a man and a woman do when they love each other.'

Itachi started poking Sasuke harder. Sasuke was slowly getting irritated as he watched Konan accept his answer. Eventually it became too much to take.

'ALRIGHT! Itachi I am your brother.'

'But I don't remember a brother.'

'Well I am. Deal with it. Now untie me.'

The Akatsuki looked at each other deliberating.

'NAH!'

Then Sasuke was left alone in the room as the Akatsuki ran rampant in the house.

14 hours later Sakura returned. Sasori met her at the door.

'Sakuwa, Sasuke didn't feed us. We're all weally hungry.'

'Uh huh. Where is Sasuke?'

'Tied up in our room.'

'Right. Stay here. But you tell the others tonight you are having dinner and then going straight to bed. No TV. For 3 days.'

'Alright. Who have you got there?'

Sasori pointed to the baby in Sakura's arms.

'This is Nagato. He's 4 months old. Now go tell the others and then I want all of you sat at the table.'

Sakura headed to the Akatsuki bedroom. When she got there she almost laughed.

'Well, having fun Sasuke?'

'Not particularly. They had questions and got answers. Apparently they felt less guilty knocking me out and tying me up than if they'd have knocked you out and tied you up.'

'So what did they want to know?'

'Trivial things. Itachi knows I'm his brother.'

'You told him you're a his younger brother?'

'No. Just brother. Can you untie me?'

'Fine. Just so you know we will have Nagato here joining us in the bedroom.'

'Let me guess, the guy behind the Pein.'

'Yeah. Having all those chocolates transferred to him made him 4 months old.'

Sakura took a kunai and cut the ropes off Sasuke.

'There. Can you go make dinner? I've got my hands full.'

'Hn.'

Yay! Nagato is in the story and hopefully this is good enough so I don't get lynched for taking so long.