"Last time on Total Drama All Stars," Chris said while looking towards the camera. He was sitting in the co-pilot seat next to Yin. "We had some drama between Genesis and Alissa, Randy and Chasen, and Mariah and Dayanna before the plane even landed! Also Tristan had tried to make a team alliance with the Parrots, but his teammates refused. Once the plane finally landed, we kicked it off in the plains of Africa! During our first part of the challenge, the Blue Jays proved victorious, while Tristan got knocked out and left his team in a major disadvantage. And if that wasn't bad enough for the poor guy, a baby panda named Pong-Pong from the Japan challenge decided he wanted Tristan dead and attacked him. During the second part in our animal hunting challenge, the Flamingos finally gained peace between them, and managed t win the challenge. Chasen and Randy's arguing eventually got them chased by a lion, and Dayanna fell in some zebra crap. The Parrots came in last place, and Dayanna was eliminated. There are only 12 contestants remaining, find out who goes home next! And which one of the Blue Jays will finally snap? Find out in today's awesome episode of Total Drama All Stars!"
First Class- Flamingos
"Tristan you can put that tennis racket down. There's no way Pong-Pong got on the plane." Lucy told him.
The Flamingos were in First Class, and Tristan was sitting on one of the seats with his feet on it, a tennis racket in hand. He hand a look of terror on his face. Lucy was sitting across from him eating a plate of cookies, her brown hair pulled back in a ponytail.
"No he's here I can sense it!" Tristan replied quickly with a nervous tone. He hugged his knees tighter.
"Oh come on you're just being crazy!" Lucy said giggling.
The camera view changes and it shows Pong-Pong the panda sleeping in the luggage department.
"Please let's stop talking about him, it brings back horrible memories!" Tristan said. "My face is still sore and I swear I keep finding blades of grass inside my teeth!"
"Yeah have fun taking it out." Lucy said as she continued to eat the cookies.
On the other side of the room, Danisha, Roberto, and Mariah were watching the newest Twilight Saga movie on one of the flat screen televisions.
"Ugh, why am I even watching this crap?" Roberto asked to no one in particular. "I mean I rather go play basketball 24/7 because I have no life."
"There is no basketball court here, now shush!" Mariah said. "OMG did you see that? He ripped that vampire's head right off!"
"Yeah that part was pretty cool." Roberto replied. "I guess I'll sit down and watch the rest of the movie."
He sat back down and Mariah smiled at him.
[Confessional: Danisha: "Wow I don't know what's up with Mariah. Maybe my lil' old speech helped her out. But this is just weird."]
"Guess the movie's done. Oh well, piece guys." Roberto said as he got up and walked away. Mariah's frown suddenly turned into a smile.
"Mariah, are you okay?" Danisha whispered.
"I'm just fine." She replied. "Maybe you're the one who's not okay!" With that she walked away as well, leaving Danisha in bewilderment.
Loser Class- Blue Jays and Parrots
"Aw man, the Loser Class." Genesis whined. "I forgot how this place even looked like."
"This place is so unsanitary!" Chasen complained. "It's for the lesser people, I do not belong here!"
"Shut up you two. Whining won't change anything, so you might as well act like Randy and stop talking." Randy said.
"But you're talking right now." Leticia added.
"Oh, well…" Randy was at a loss for words.
"Fail!" Leticia screamed as she laughed.
The Blue Jays were once again in the Loser Class, along with the Parrots. They were sitting on the finally repaired benches, far away from the two Parrots who looked clearly depressed.
"Oh I wish we could travel to Miami, I could really use a tan." Chasen said as he observed his skin. "Look at how pale I'm getting!"
"Ahhh!" Leticia shrieked. "Just like Edward on Twilight!"
"You're a Twilight fan? No way so am I!" Chasen said happily. Leticia looked like she was about to pass out.
"OMJ, I can't believe this!" She said. "Most people, especially guys, really hate those movies!"
"It's dumb, that's why." Saddiq spoke up.
"Shut up Saddiq, you just don't understand it. About the sexiness of vampires and werewolves, you damn fat nerd." Genesis said.
"Hey don't talk to him like that!" Alissa yelled at her.
"Yeah, I'm a human being! I deserved to be talked to appropriately!" Saddiq retorted.
"Ugh, whatever. You're still going to be the next one eliminated so I don't give two s****." Genesis said matter of fact like.
"Wow, I wonder how poor old Twilight caused all this drama." Chasen said aloud.
[Confessional: Leticia: "OMJ, I think I'm in love!"]
On the other side of the room, Maddie and Michael sat next to each other, not speaking. Michael had his hands covering his face, while Maddie stared at the other team quietly.
"What are we going to do Michael?" Maddie asked. When he didn't reply she tried again. "We have to make sure we don't lose again."
"What's the point?" Michael asked her. "We stink, there's no way we could ever win a challenge. I don't want to even be here anymore. So when we lose today and have to do a tie breaker, I'll just make myself lose. Have fun being the last Parrot."
"So I see you're just going to give up. What happened to the happy optimistic Michael we all know and love?" Maddie asked.
"No one loves me here, and I'm not going to try anymore. There's no point in trying when you know you're going to fail." Michael replied sadly.
"There's always a reason to try and have hope. Hope is what helped me kill those killer alligators in that zoo one time. Without hope I would have been in that croc's belly right now! We can win today as long as long as we have hope! Do you have it Michael?" Maddie asked.
"Not at all." Michael said quietly.
Suddenly Chris walked into the Loser Class. He was wearing his normal clothes, with the exception of a red bandana. "Okay guys, I don't think you all noticed but the plane's landed. I'm giving you five minutes to pray since most of you probably won't survive today's challenge! Good luck you all!"
Later
"We're in the Amazon Rainforest!" Lucy shrieked as she got out of the plane. "This is so freaking awesome!"
"Yeah it is, now shut up!" Chris yelled.
"The plane had landed in a clearing in the middle of a dense jungle. Trees, exotic plants and fruits, and vines could be seen in every direction. Cries and calls from animals could loudly be heard.
"This place gives me the creeps, and it looks so filthy!" Chasen complained. Suddenly a drop of bird crap landed in front of him. "Ugh, see what I mean!"
"This place is just beautiful!" Lucy said. "I couldn't just imagine all the different kinds of wildlife I'll see! Maybe I can stop some of the trees from being destroyed!"
"Don't you go all hippie on us now!" Danisha said. She laughed to show that she was only joking.
"Chris just tell us the challenge so we can get out of this dump." Genesis said.
"I was getting to that, but why are all you Blue Jays such big pansies?" Chris asked. "I have to agree with the hippy, this place is amaaaazing!"
"Not all of the Blue Jays are like that." Randy commented.
"Just get to the challenge already!" Maddie said happily. "I want to win for once!"
"Yeah like that's going to happen." Genesis said laughing.
"So the challenge," Chris began in order to break up the argument that was about to happen. "Will be to take a journey through the Amazon Rainforest. There are three paths, choose whichever one you want, but they're all different distances. Whoever gets to the other side first wins immunity and First Class. Whoever gets there last will have to vote someone off."
"Which will probably be the Blue Jays!" Genesis said very loudly.
[Confessional: Maddie: "She's lucky my license to kill has expired!"]
"Sounds easy, how far away are the paths?" Mariah asked.
"A short walk, the finish line is a couple of hours away though!" Chris said chuckling.
Groans and curses were heard from the 13 remaining contestants.
"Well you better get started if you want to make it before nightfall." Chris explained. "You'll probably get eaten at night, which will totally tick the producers off. Go go go!"
Challenge- All Teams
"Great now it's raining!" Genesis complained as all three of the teams traveled in the rain forest in search of the three paths. "My hair is totally ruined!"
"I'm already soaked, darn you Chris!" Chasen said.
"You two are such big babies; the rain feels wonderful in this hot weather!" Tristan said as he jumped into a mud puddle. The water splashed onto Mariah and Leticia, and both screamed.
"Sorry but I have to agree with them." Mariah said. "It's messing up my hair too."
"Look it's all poofy now!" Leticia shrieked.
"And it's too cold, I may catch a cold." Saddiq said.
Then Mariah said. "I wish Chris would have gave us…you know…umbrellas!"
~DING~
"Time to sing guys!" Chris called from a helicopter up above. "Get to it!"
~ "Umbrella" (("Umbrella" by Rihanna)) by the Total Drama All Star Cast:
Mariah: You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
Roberto: Maybe in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Genesis: Baby ?cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
Maddie: And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Randy: Because
Tristan: When the sun shines, we?ll shine together
Lucy: Told you I'll be here forever
Saddiq: Said I'll always be a friend
Michael: Took an oath, I'ma stick it out till the end
Alissa: Now that it's raining more than ever
Chasen: Know that we'll still have each other
Leticia and Danisha: You can stand under my umbrella
All: You can stand under my umbrella
All: (Ella ella, eh eh eh)
Mariah: Under my umbrella
All: (Ella ella, eh eh eh)
Mariah: Under my umbrella
All: (Ella ella, eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh)
All: It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come here to me
Come here to me x2 ~
While they were singing the contestants finally arrived at their destination: The three paths. !"Finally we're here! And my feet are killing me!" Genesis cheered. "And we're picking the left path because it's sunny. I like to see where I'm going thank you very much! And it's not raining anymore, yes!"
"I agree with her, the left path seems like the best choice." Randy said.
"You guys should really carry me!" Chasen said. But they all ignored him.
"Let's pick the middle Michael!" Maddie said.
"Fine, lead the way." He replied sadly.
"Let's go that way too. If we're wrong, then at least someone else is too." Mariah said.
"So the Parrots and Flamingos chose the middle path, while the Blue Jays chose the second!" Chris said as he looked down at the contestants from inside his helicopter. "I wonder which one will win. Maybe I should have told them about the giant spiders, oh well!"
Challenge- Parrots and Flamingos
"Keep running Michael we're ahead of them!" Maddie screamed.
"I'm trying! It's hard to run through this forest you know!" Michael panted.
The Parrots were racing through the jungle because the Flamingos were gaining on them. They pushed plants, branches, and even some small animals out of the way as they ran. They were clearly trying to win, and they weren't planning on anyone else to stop them from it.
"Try harder you fatty!" Maddie screamed.
"Hey!" Michael complained.
"Just give up!" Mariah called over to them as she ran. "You both know you're going to lose regardless. Just make things easier for us!"
"We will never give up!" Maddie screamed. "Michael don't dare listen to her or my unicorn will stick his horn up your ass!"
"Unicorns aren't real, you psycho!" Roberto called up.
"Yes they are! I have a picture of him in my wallet!" Maddie screamed at him. "His name is Britney!"
"Stop talking to them Maddie, they're just trying to distract you!" Michael said as he continued to pant.
"Good Michael, you're back in the game!" Maddie said happily.
As the Parrots somehow managed to get further ahead, Mariah and Roberto tried to encourage their teammates to hurry up.
"Come on guys we're losing to those losers!" Mariah screamed.
"I know, but…AHHHHHH QUICKSAND!" Tristan screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Lucy, Danisha, and him had somehow managed to get themselves stuck in quicksand while they were running. "!" He continued to scream.
"Calm down, the more you struggle the faster you sink!" Lucy screamed at him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"SHUT UP!" His teammates shout at him.
"Here catch this and we'll carry you out." Roberto said as he threw a vine to them.
The three of them grab the vine, and Roberto and Mariah tug. The two of them tug so hard that Mariah falls back on Roberto. They both blush and quickly get up. The three others had successfully gotten out of the quicksand pit, and Tristan is sprawled out on the ground panting.
"Get your lazy butt up, we need to win!" Danisha said. The five of them start running again.
Challenge-Blue Jays
After for such a long time, the Blue Jays decided to take a rest. Well some of them decided, them being only Genesis.
"Why the heck are we stopping for?" Alissa asked annoyed. "We need to keep on running! I don't want to be in that Loser Class again!"
"I'm tired, and I'm all sweaty." Genesis replied. "I need a break. I'm not so manly like you."
"Oh no she didn't!" Saddiq said.
"You did not just say I was manly, you buck toothed whore!" Alissa said as she pushed Genesis down to the floor.
"Come on girls stop this before things get ugly!" Randy said.
"Too late, this b**** over there is already ugly!" Genesis retorted as she picked herself off of the ground.
"Who you calling a b**** you dumb tramp!" Alissa screamed and then kicked her in the face.
"Randy really thinks you should stop this RIGHT NOW!" Randy screamed. Suddenly there was a loud rustling noise, and Randy turned around. Saddiq, Chasen, and Leticia were nowhere in sight. "What the…"
"Eat this!" Genesis yelled as she punched Alissa in the face. They began to roll around on the floor clawing at each other.
"Leticia, Saddiq? Where are you guys?" Randy called. He had his back towards the two fighting girls and was looking around for his missing teammates. Suddenly everything got quiet, the sounds of the fighting just vanished.
Randy turned around and saw that Alissa and Genesis had vanished too. "What's going on?" Randy screamed. As he finished saying that, something grabbed him and pulled him up towards the treetops, he screamed until there was not a sound left.
Challenge- Parrots and Flamingos
"YES MICHAEL WE WON THE CHALLENGE!" Maddie screamed as her and Michael crossed the finish line on the other side of the rainforest.
"THIS IS SO AWESOME!" Michael cheered.
"The Parrots finally win a challenge and won't be facing elimination tonight for the first time ever!" Chris said.
"It's big miracle!" Yin cheered.
Suddenly the Flamingos crossed the finish line with looks of disappointment on their faces.
"Crap, second place!" Tristan whined. "I can't believe we lost to them!"
"Who cares, looks like the Blue Jays are going to have to vote someone off tonight." Chris said. "By the way, where are they?"
"Me watch video of giant caterpillar taking them and put them in cocoon." Yin replied.
"Oh, well go get them girl!" Chris yelled at her and she went running off into the rainforest.
Elimination Ceremony
"Time to start elimination." Yin said.
Yin stood in front of the six Blue Jays holding a plate with five packs of peanuts on it. The Blue Jays looked terrible. Their hair was messed up, they had bug bites all over their bodies, and their eyes were red.
"Chris said he tired and want me to do it." Yin explained. "Votes been placed, time to start. Randy, Leticia, and Saddiq is safe."
She tossed all three of them a packet.
"Yes!" Saddiq cheered.
"Chasen is safe too." Yin said. "Person going bye-bye is…Genesis."
"WHAT?" Genesis screamed. "That's it you're dying!" She lunged at Alissa and began to pull her hair. The two girls began clawing at each other, cursing under their breath.
"Girls stop it!" Leticia said.
Randy and Saddiq held back Alissa, while Yin pulled Genesis away.
"Time to get out of the plane!" Yin said.
"WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?" Genesis screamed.
Yin karate chopped her in the face, and Genesis fell out of the plane. "Take b****!" Yin screamed as she threw a parachute at Genesis.
"Wow that fun!" Yin explained. "See you next time on…"
Suddenly Chris came in and pushed Yin. Her face smashed into the wall. "See you next time on Total Drama All Stars!" He said. "Like I was going to let you steal my part! Ha-ha!"
Sorry that this chapter is so crappy. I tried to make it short, and because of that it was a little rushed. You can notice that in some parts of it. The next chapter is /way/ better, just to let you all know. Thank you for all the nice comments. It really changed my mind about what to do in the story. Yin wasn't going to have a big part, but since you all liked her so much I decided to give her a bigger role. You'll all see. Check back next week to see what happens next. Peace!
