Today was the best day EVER! Shit didn't leave his dorm all day, for a fairly obvious reason, and Rat won't be back until Monday.

We didn't have class today, so I followed Senpai around the town. I trailed behind her for about ten blocks before accidentally running into Senpai on purpose.

At that moment, I had the longest and most amazing conversation with Senpai ever:

Me: HI, SENPAI!

Senpai: Oh, um, hi?

Me: Some guy called you a bitch, so I visited him at night. I had a lot of fun with him. By the time I was done with him, he had no clothes. Are you proud of me, Senpai?

Completely speechless with admiration, Senpai slowly backed away then turned the corner. She was obviously too impressed to respond.

I will work my hardest to impress Senpai even more until she loves me. I won't stop until I have succeeded.

Love,

IceRod35