Disclaimer: I did not create Calvin and Hobbes, Ozy and Millie, Kingdom Hearts, or any Disney movie featured in Kingdom Hearts. Calvin and Hobbes were made by my favorite cartoonist, Bill Watterson. Ozy and Millie were made by David Craig Simpson (It's an online comic, so I doubt you've heard of it). Lastly, Kingdom Hearts was made by Squaresoft, now Square-Enix, and they had to ask Disney to use their characters. Thank you. I have not played KH in a while, so I'm using a game script by Oliver Kong. You can read it at Game FAQs, or you can e-mail him at
Chapter 7: Night on the Town
We join our heroes in the Accessory shop back in Traverse Town. A red-furred fox girl was hunched over the body of a woman-sized fox with orange hair, black hands and feet, khaki pants, a white shirt with blue box designs, and finally blue-colored bangs. The girl's name was Millie, and the older fox was known as Ms. Mudd, the mother of Millie Mudd. Also there were Leon, Aeris, and Cid. Hobbes told Leon "Thanks for finding the body". Leon replied, "Be thankful she didn't become a Heartless, otherwise it would've been harder to find her". Aeris was chanting a spell, and Ozy was holding Ms. Mudd's Heart. When Aeris stopped chanting, a green ring of light shined around her feet, and she whispered, "Life". At that moment, a tiny cherub flew down and blew a kiss, making red sparks fly off of the bullet wound on Ms. Mudd's throat and abdominals. The sparks caused the wounds to instantly patch up. Ozy slowly placed the Heart into Ms. Mudd's chest, with the energy-like Heart dissolving in. After a few moments, Ms. Mudd began to shake and regain consciousness. Ms. Mudd said, "Millie, move out of the… wait, where am I?" Calvin replied, "You could say you were dead". Hobbes concurred, "You were shot by Clayton, a hunter, and you lost your heart". Millie was lost with words. All she could make out was, "M…Mom…" before nearly crushing Ozy in a hug. Hobbes let out an "Awwwwwwww…" and even Calvin felt a bit happy from the experience. Ozy admitted, "I couldn't have saved you mother without the help of my friends, Calvin and Hobbes". Millie ran over to Calvin and Hobbes, with Hobbes taking the hug. Calvin kept cool and said, "Keep away, Millie. I took a bath". Ms. Mudd was happy, but was also curious. "Ozy, how did you manage to save me?"
Ozy said, "Well, I'll tell it from the beginning. Over the last few months, I was working for King Mickey, and I was learning Black and White magic from one of his best wizards, Donald Duck. Then, the invasion of the Heartless came one day. I used my magic to protect the weak, but…" Ozy sighed. Millie slowly started to complete the sentence. "A Darkball Heartless was attacking me. It was a distraction for the hunter who planned the invasion to get me in his sights. Mom noticed it, and…" she said. Ms Mudd ended the sentence with "I got in the way to protect Millie". Calvin silently shed a tear, and Hobbes slammed his fist down into his other hand. "The Heartless must be stopped. Just think of all the innocent people whose homes and Hearts are being taken by them. We will stop them, or I'm not a tiger", he said. Jiminy popped out of Hobbes's fur, and said, "That's a promise". Everyone nodded.
Later…
Calvin was sitting outside the Accessory Shop. Hobbes and Ozy joined him. Calvin asked them, "Say, you know that keyhole my Kingdom Key locked back in the Deep Jungle?" Hobbes nodded. He inquired, "Yeah, how did that happen?" Calvin said, "Maybe Leon'll know". Ozy then said, "They left to the Secret Waterway underground. I'll guide you guys there".
Moments later…
Calvin, Hobbes, and Ozy were walking through the sewers underneath Traverse Town. Calvin complained, "Ugh! It smells horrible down here! Is it the sewage, or did someone die down here?" Hobbes covered his nose, and replied, "It smells like your mom's cooking". Leon called out, "You get used to it. What's up"? A small distance away stood the man and Aeris along with him. Calvin explained the situation with the Keyhole to Leon. Afterwards, Aeris replied, "It's a good thing the keyhole was locked". Leon indulged the three, "Every world among the stars has a keyhole. And each one leads to the heart of the world. There must be one here, too". Ozy asked, "How do you know this?" Leon said, "It was in Rosalyn's report". Calvin immediately blurted, "Did you just say Rosalyn?" Aeris replied, "Yes. Hobbes told us that the very same Rosalyn baby-sat you two". Leon said, "May we please get back to the point? The Heartless can enter the keyhole and affect the world". Calvin angrily said, "What are you talking about!" Leon raised his voice slightly, and replied, "They destroy the world's heart, and the world with it". Calvin, Hobbes, and Ozy shared the quote, "What!" Ozy started to whine a bit like a dog. "But…that means…my world's…" Hobbes placed his paw on Ozy's shoulder in understanding. Calvin then asked, "Any way to get them back?" Aeris replied, "We don't know. That's why your mission is important". Calvin grew a determined look. "There's no way some shadow creatures are taking over my world! I'll destroy them all!" Ozy got up, and replied, "Yes, I'll fight for my world, too". Jiminy said, "Let's not forget about our mission, Hobbes and Ozy. We have to find King Mickey". Hobbes replied, "Yes! Let's seal those keyholes and go home!" Aeris replied, "Calvin, we don't know about your world, but we found something we believe was yours". What she revealed almost brought Calvin to tears in happiness. It was Calvin's little red wagon, with Gummi Pieces attached to the sides so it could function like a Gummi Ship. Leon also tossed Calvin a small green gem, similar to an emerald. "This stone holds mysterious power. I've been carrying it for luck, and I want you to have it". Calvin said, "Thanks. Aeris, you aren't bad for a girl. And Leon…" Calvin pulled the Jungle King to his throat. "You'd better watch your back".
Back at the Accessory Shop…
The three got an explanation from Cid about flying the Gummi Ship wagon. "I'll install some good Gummi Pieces to your ship, but I need you three to do me a favor", said Cid. He handed Ozy a very old, leather-bound book. "When the guy brought it in, it was nearly falling apart. Almost impossible to restore. I did a decent job putting it back together, though. Can you deliver it for me to a house on the 3rd District? It's the one with a big fire sign" Calvin said, "What's in it for us?" Cid showed Calvin a ticket. "It's to the Phil Cup in Olympus Coliseum. Deliver that book, and you'll get to fight in the tourney". Hobbes agreed, "Okay, Cid, we'll take that book." In the background, a huge bell chimed. Ozy looked slightly frightened by it, and Cid told the three, "That's the bell over at the Gizmo Shop, don't worry. Anyway, I'll be waiting at the house". Cid left his seat, picked up his spear, and flipped the sign on the shop door to Closed.
In the 3rd District…
Our heroes were at the old house. As they entered, Hobbes told Calvin, "We're lucky that
We didn't run into Heartless". Calvin wasn't paying attention. In Calvin's eyes, he saw Susie standing next to the walls. She said, "There's something to this musty place… Oh, I remember this was like my hiding place in my house, where I would drink tea with Mr. Bun!" Calvin whispered, "Susie?" Ozy asked, "Calvin, who are you talking to?" At that moment, Susie's image disappeared from Calvin's mind. Calvin replied, "Huh, no one". Hobbes grew a grin, and said, "It sounded like 'Susie'", and Calvin yelled, "Drop it, Hobbes!" A voice called out, "Ah, you've arrived sooner then I thought". Calvin drew the Jungle King, Hobbes pulled his shield off of his back, and Ozy drew his wand. The voice called out, "Do not be afraid. I am not a Heartless. My name is Merlin". Slinking into the room was an old man wearing a star-covered pointy hat, a mauve robe, reading glasses, and who had a beard that extended to his knees. Ozy got down on a knee. "Merlin, I'd never imagine seeing you", he said. Merlin chuckled and replied, "It's good to see you too, Ozymandias. Yes, boys, as you can see, I am a sorcerer. I spend most of my time time-traveling. Hobbes, your king requested my help". Hobbes asked, "King Mickey?" Merlin replied, "Yes. And who is this young man?" Calvin glared, and Hobbes replied, "He's Calvin. Say, what did the king want you to do?" Merlin opened a bag, and like magic the empty house became a Magician's study. Merlin said, "To teach you three magic, of course!" Calvin then complained, "Yeah, well I've got a question. How come every time I absorb magic, something bad happens to me?" Merlin chuckled, and told Calvin, "Your body isn't quite used to Ultima Magic running through it". Hobbes whispered, "Plus, people with weaker minds have worst magic resistance". Calvin yelled, "Hey!", while Ozy walked over and handed the Old Book to Merlin.
Merlin asked Calvin, "Say, did Leon, by any chance, give you a strange green stone?"
Calvin asked, "What's that got to do with anything?" In a spark of light, the Fairy Godmother showed up next to Merlin. "Oh, the poor thing was turned into a summon gem". Hobbes asked, "Who? And, what's a summon gem?" Fairy Godmother told Hobbes, "If people are in a world enveloped by darkness, they too vanish. However, someone who's Heart was too strong to be taken is turned into a gem". Calvin asked, "Well, that's dumb. So, they stay a rock forever". Fairy Godmother said, "Of course not. Watch! Bippity-Boppity-Boop!" With those words, Calvin was shot back, and in his mind, a powerful and noble-looking lion appeared. Calvin got up, and nearly slugged the Fairy Godmother had not a barrier appeared in front of her. The godmother then flipped her wand, and in green smoke, Calvin became a frog. She said, "That should stop you. Now, if you ever need help, you can call upon the person in the gem. Please, try to save him". Merlin pointed his finger, and Calvin returned to normal. Hobbes replied, "What did you see?" Calvin replied, "Uh, I think I saw some huge lion thing". The three left the house, but a group of Shadows and Soldiers stopped them. Luckily, someone sliced all of the Heartless in half. When the black goop vanished, Riku was behind it, holding a sword which blade's looked like a deranged bat wing with an eye in it. Calvin walked over to Riku, and punched his in the gut. Riku coughed, "Calvin, what are you doing!" Calvin asked, "You're real, right?" Riku asked, "What are you talking about? Of course, but it took forever to find you". Calvin asked, "Say, where's Susie…uh, and Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie?" Riku told Calvin, "I thought she went with you. Anyway, I think she got off the island in time, but I don't know about those guys on Hope Island. She might even be looking for us now".
Suddenly, in a flash of light, a Shadow appeared behind Riku. Riku said, "Don't worry, I can handle it-"However, Hobbes jumped off the steps of the house and destroyed it with a body slam. Hobbes said, "What was that about handling it?" Riku asked, "Calvin, what did you-"Once again, Riku was cut off, this time by Calvin. "Lemme tell you what I've been through. I had to go through some stupid girly Wonderland, nearly got my face blown off by Clayton in the Deep Jungle, and almost became dog food to a 3-headed Underworld guardian at Olympus Coliseum". Ozy told Riku, "But, obviously, we survived. No one can stop the Keyblade Master!" Riku reached out and swiped Calvin's Jungle King from his belt loop. "So, this thing's called a Keyblade?" laughed Riku. Calvin jumped up, trying to get his Keyblade back. Riku said, "Catch!" and tossed the Jungle King over to Hobbes, who had to give it back due to Calvin's nasty evil eye. Calvin said, "Look, are you coming with or not?" Ozy said, "No." Hobbes asked, "What?" Ozy replied, "We only have one mission: Defeat the Heartless and find King Mickey." When Calvin turned around, Riku was gone. "Now look what you did!"
Ozy yelled at Calvin, revealing his sharp fox teeth, "I thought you didn't like Riku either!" Calvin yelled back, "Did you see that awesome sword he had! He could have helped us!" Hobbes broke up the quarreling two, and Cid walked out of the house. He said, "Nearly forgot: Have you guys seen someone named Maleficent?" Hobbes said, "Who's that?" Cid said urgently, "A witch, man, she's a witch! That's why this town's filled with Heartless! She took over me, Leon, and Aeris's world 9 years ago". Leon walked over and told the three, "Our leader was a teen named Rosalyn. She had to take care of this "Monster", and she also dedicated her life to studying the Heartless. I take it you were the monster, Calvin?" Calvin almost turned red from all the anger he received recently. Cid then said, "We think her report should tell us how to beat the Heartless, but it was scattered. I think Maleficent may have most of the pages".
Meanwhile…
Deep within the alleyways, Riku was confronted by Maleficent. The evil witch told him, "You see? That wretched 6-year old was selfishly using his world-traveling powers to have fun. He didn't care whether or not that nice girl Susie was alive or dead. He also never cared about his friends he met on Destiny Islands. He values that stuffed tiger more than people. And how did Hobbes appear as a real tiger, you say? It must be magic…black magic. Think no more of him, and come with me. I'll help you find what you're searching for…" Riku acted like he was in a trance, and fallowed Maleficent into the shadows.
And so…
Back at the shops, Calvin had promised to return the Potions and Ethers he swiped from Phil at Olympus Coliseum, and was forced to buy his own with the munny he received while fighting Heartlesses. Along with the items, he also bought Hobbes and Ozy new weapons. Ozy received an iron cudgel referred to as a Morning Star, and Hobbes got a thick shield called the Smasher.
Back at the item shop, Aeris was talking with the three, along with Cid and Yuffie.
Aeris said, "I've been thinking about that old bell in the 2nd District". Yuffie asked, "That one in the old Gizmo Shop? There's a legend about it, y'know." Hobbes asked, "How does that bell ring without anyone there?" Calvin said, "Only one way to find out. Or are you too scared?" Hobbes started to angrily pull on his armor, consisting of his green sweater, a knight's helmet he places on the back of his head, obviously his new Smasher shield, and his steel-toed shoes. "No, I'm not afraid of that bell, because tigers aren't afraid of anything". Ozy told Calvin, "I think I realized who was in your Earthshine gem. It's Simba, from The Lion King. Be careful, the summons slowly sucks away your MP, and if you over-use magic when you have no MP left, your brain can be seriously damaged." Calvin asked, "Damaged how?" Ozy said, "I heard of someone who tried Flare, the best Black Ultima spell, and his brain exploded". Calvin's eyes seriously bugged out from this statement.
At the 2nd District…
The old Gizmo Shop was completely boarded up. However, with Hobbes's Smasher shield, Ozy's Fire, and a Sonic Blade strike from Calvin, the boards were broken and the three headed up the dark, dusty, and spooky stairs to the top. Standing in from of Hobbes was a giant, cracked bell. Calvin shivered a bit, and cowered, "I don't like the feelings this thing is giving me". Hobbes wasn't afraid of the bell, and stepped forward. Then, as Hobbes approached, a loud, maniacal laugh filled the room, making all three boys jump. Then, the giant bell started to ring all by itself. Its horrible ringing pierced Calvin, Hobbes, and Ozy's ears like a ghastly harpy screech. The three screamed and ran down the flight of stairs, only to find they were surrounded by all the types of Heartless the previously encountered, but in ghost form. There was the Shadow, the Soldier, the Red Nocturne, the Blue Rhapsody, the Powerwild, the Bouncywild, and the Large Body.
Calvin immediately made for the door, not realizing the Shadow was already there. What the boy got was a kick in the face. Ozy tried to cast Thunder, but the wave of electricity only went through his target. Hobbes backed away, dropping a Potion by accident. When the Bouncywild touched it, it instantly vanished. Hobbes got an idea. "Guys, if we want to beat these ghosts, heal them!" Ozy understood. "In the legends of Final Fantasy, zombies couldn't stand Fire or Cure magic!" Doing so, Ozy cast Cure on the Red Nocturne, which made it disappear, too. Calvin joined in with his Cure, and dissolved the ectoplasm of the Shadow and Solider. The Large Body ghost jumped, and when it slammed into the ground it made the ground shake, harming the three and making Ozy and Calvin lose their concentration. Luckily, Hobbes was there to exorcise the ghoul with a Potion. Ozy and Calvin clacked their weapons together, and yelled, "Cura!" The resulting magic caused energy leaves and flowers to shower down, defeating the last of the Ghost Heartless. But, doing so awakened something worse. A loud pounding occurred outside, making the three investigate. Outside was the Guard Armor, but it wasn't itself. It was zombie-like and gristly-looking. Calvin said, "No way! We…we destroyed the Guard Armor!" Jiminy slowly emerged from Hobbes's fur and said, "Now, it isn't the Guard Armor…It's the Opposite Armor!"
The Opposite Armor immediately threw its arms out and slid towards our heroes. Calvin got away with Dodge Roll, but Ozy and Hobbes weren't as quick to get away. The two almost lost their tails in the jump away. Opposite Armor then let its legs loose to try and stomp the two animals. Ozy stood his ground and blasted the leg with repeated Fire spells, but it kept on coming and punted the fox away. Hobbes ran forward, and using the weight of his Smasher, got on top of the leg. He then waited for the leg to return, where Hobbes hopped inside the suit of living armor and smashed its insides, making many bumps appear outside the armor. Hobbes then screamed and ran out of the armor, for energy started to charge up and fired a massive light beam at Hobbes, laying the tiger flat.
Calvin quickly rushed to Hobbes's aid, and gave him a Potion. It wasn't enough to completely heal the burn wounds, but it helped. Ozy tried Blizzard on the weakened leg, and managed to break it. The Opposite Armor then creaked and spun in a 360-degree circle, pulling the three in and knocking them away. Ozy got up to use Fire, but all he got was a smoking Morning Star mace. "Oh no, I've ran out of MP", said the fox, and with that, he fell to the ground with a serious headache. This was the perfect timing for the Opposite Armor to shoot its fist at Ozy, knocking out the fox. Hobbes tried to use a Potion, but nothing worked. "Calvin, Ozy's down!" cried Hobbes. Meanwhile, Calvin slashed at the Opposite Armor's left arm, but was thrown off. The Armor let loose its last leg, and before Calvin could warn him, Hobbes was stomped multiple times by the boot. Now both Ozy and Hobbes were unconscious, and Calvin was left. "You'll pay for beating up my friends!" He said, and jumped into the air, slamming the left arm with so much force, it made light flash with each of his three strikes. Calvin's technique, called the Blitz, broke the arm, but angered the Opposite Armor and made it use it's spin attack on Calvin again, knocking the boy away. Calvin was nearly finished. One more hit like that would surely defeat the boy, dooming the worlds to the Heartless. Then, Calvin remembered the Earthshine Summon Gem. He thought, "Ozy told me not to use this without a lot of MP…" The boy yelled, "But I've got no choice!" The Earthshine sparkled and glowed like its namesake, as Calvin stepped up to Opposite Armor with pure confidence.
"Hey, Opposite Armor, try to beat me now!" Glowing in green light, Calvin spun the Jungle King around in his hands, and then swung it a few times. Lastly, he called out with a powerful voice, "I call the noble king of the Pride Lands! Come, Simba!" Up in the skies, the clouds changed to an image of a lion. The image of Pride Rock appeared on the clouds, with Simba atop it. From the sky, Simba jumped down, and landed next to Calvin. Simba said to Calvin, "At last, I've found someone who was able to unleash me from the Earthshine!" Calvin said, "Simba, we don't have much time! My friends Hobbes and Ozy are KO'd and a giant suit of zombie armor is going to kill me!" Simba asked, "Sir Hobbes? Okay, I'll help you. Hop on!" Calvin jumped on Simba's back and hung on tight as Simba ran at the armor. Calvin pointed his Keyblade forward and called out, "Now! Proud Roar!" Simba let out a loud roar that generated a flare of green energy and seismic waves. The resulting waves shook up the Opposite Armor's limbs so badly, that the remaining arm and leg shattered. Calvin told Simba, "I'm sorry to put you back in the gem, but I have to finish this thing off". Simba nodded, and in a flash of light disappeared. Calvin ran up to Opposite Armor, and with a yell, he jumped through the weakened part where Hobbes threw Calvin through when the Heartless was the Guard Armor. It worked, and when Calvin slashed through the backside, the entire Opposite Armor shook violently and vaporized into nothingness.
Earlier…
Aeris, Leon, Yuffie, and Cid ran to the 2nd District as fast as they could when they heard Calvin, Hobbes, and Ozy screamed. At the present time, they arrived just when Calvin destroyed the Opposite Armor. Aeris ran to revive the downed Hobbes and Ozy. Yuffie walked over to Calvin, pulled a Shuriken down in front of her face, and said, "Clear Tranquil". This caused a blue light sphere to appear around Calvin, restoring his energy.
Leon asked, "Calvin, are you alright?" Calvin nodded. "I used that gem you gave me. It summoned Simba, just like Ozy thought it would. Thanks for the Earthshine, Squall". Leon didn't mind that Calvin called him "Squall" instead of "Leon". Cid said, "Hey, check this out!" Near the point where the Opposite Armor vanished was a glowing white orb. When it flew into Calvin, the boy started to spin. Then, we glided in a circle in the air to the ground. Ozy, just revived by Aries's Life, said weakly, "That was Aero, the first wind spell". Jiminy hopped out of Hobbes's fur and onto the street. "Save your breath, Ozy", said Jiminy. "Aero makes a whirlwind spin around you, blowing back Heartless and projectiles that strike you." Calvin said, "Jiminy, if you would stop hiding, and if I were better, you'd be 'Bug Butter' right now".
Later, after a night of rest…
For some reason, Traverse Town always has an aura of darkness over it, resembling night. It's either the Heartless hold over the town or just the fact that Traverse Town is plunged in eternal night. Back at the accessory shop, Cid wasn't there, but a wooden puppet boy was sitting, looking over Cid's items and Gummi Pieces. Jiminy immediately said, "Well, well, as I live and breath, if it isn't Pinocchio!" Calvin got the temptation to use Fire on "Pinnoke", but held it back. Pinocchio said, "Oh, hi, Jiminy!" Hobbes asked, "Pinocchio? What are you doing here?" Pinocchio nervously said, "Uh, I was…playing hide-and-seek". With that, Pinocchio's nose grew longer. Jiminy cried, "Pinnocchio, are you telling the truth!" Hobbes whispered, "Reminds me of someone I know". Calvin whispered back, "Hey! I was honest about when I jumped into mom's rose bushes!" Ozy took his Morning Star and placed it on Calvin's nose, making an "oooooooop!" noise. Hobbes and Ozy giggled as Calvin said, "Oh, you're a scream, Ozy… uh, mandarin?"
Meanwhile, Jiminy was still yelling with concern at Pinocchio. "No fibbing, now! You know you aren't supposed to! Lies grow and grow, until you get caught! Plain and simple as the nose on your face!" Calvin whispered, "And simple and clean as the way you're making me feel tonight". All three boys giggled at this. When Jiminy turned around, the three whistled the 9-note Final Fantasy victory tone. Pinocchio said, "Well, if you want something, why wait? Why not take it?" Jiminy looked shocked. "Who told you that? You need some advice from your conscience! Pinocchio then placed the items back on the counter, and said, "You're my conscience, Jiminy! I'll never tell a lie or do anything bad as long as you're around!" Ozy whispered, "Maybe Calvin needs a conscience". Jiminy turned red in the face and yelled, "Would you three knock it off?" Calvin said in a plain voice, "Sorry, Jiminy. We were having a joke contest, but we're done now…you won. Your squeaky yelling voice was the best joke". All three boys snickered at this. Jiminy said to Pinocchio, "Well, don't worry, Pinocchio. My partners will help you find your father, Geppetto. Calvin quickly asked, "What?"
End Chapter 7.
Whew, 8 pages, the longest chapter yet. If you noticed, I made a bit of a mix-up with the name of the Deep Jungle Keyblade. I found out it was called the "Jungle King", not the Jungle Key. Sorry for the confusion.
