Bad Date
7:12 pm

Clark has had a bad enough day already. Losing his job, failing to properly capture lowly criminals, being publicly humiliated, having his identity revealed to the world, and etc. Only one thing would be able to make this crappy day into a decent one: his date with Lois Lane.

Clark was at his apartment getting himself ready before Lois came to pick him up. He was wearing a black suit and a red tie. They were to dine at a fancy restaurant in the heart of Metropolis.

Minutes later, the doorbell rang.

"That must be her," Clark says as he went to open the door. He opened it, and was standing face-to-face with Lex Luthor and Brainiac.

"Greetings, Clark Kent, or should I say, Super-Fool," Lex says, grinning at Clark.

"LUTHOR!" Clark growled angrily as he grabbed Lex by the neck. "HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY LIFE WITH YOUR STUPID BROADCAST! WHAT DID YOU EVER HOPE TO SUCCEED IN HUMILIATING ME?!" Clark says to him angrily.

"Oh come now, Clark. We just figured that if the world knew about your identity, it would save you the hassle of trying to lead a double life as a citizen and a superhero," Lex says with a sarcastic grin.

"BULLSHIT!" Clark yells at Lex, getting ready to punch his lights out.

Suddenly, they heard a honking noise from outside Clark's window.

"Looks like your date is here. You better go to her before you make her angry," Brainiac says, pulling out a ray-gun and shooting Clark with it, sending Clark flying out of his apartment window and crash onto Lois's new car, destroying it completely.

7:37 pm

"But Lois, I can explain! It wasn't my fault that I fell and totaled your new car!" Clark tries to tell Lois.

"Uh-huh, whatever," Lois says, crossing her arms.

Since her car was totaled, she and Clark had to take a bus to the restaurant.

8:00 pm

Once they arrived at the restaurant, they want to verify their reservation.

"We have reservation tonight for Clark Kent and Lois Lane," Clark says to the man at the front of the restaurant.

"Hmm…let me check my reservation book," the man says, flipping the pages as he checked for their names. "I'm sorry sir, but we have no reservation under those names tonight," the man says in a snooty tone.

"What?! What do you mean we have no reservation?" Clark says to the man, raising an eyebrow.

"I'm sorry sir, but no reservations under the names you have given to me have been written in my book," the snooty man replies. "Have a nice day."

"Have a nice day?! How can I have a nice day after all that I've gone through! You better give us a table or else!" Clark demands.

"You want a table? Fine, I'll give you a table," the snooty man says, leaving the area, only to return with a small coffee table, in which he used to smack Clark upside the head with.

9:00 pm

Clark woke up an hour later in a daze. He was lying out in the street just outside of the restaurant. He got up and looks around.

Lois was gone.

"W-what the…how can a simple table knock me unconscious?" Clark says.

Suddenly, a long, black limousine pulls up beside him. The back window rolls down, revealing Lex Luthor and Brainiac sitting with Lois Lane.

"Lois! What's the meaning of this?" Clark says, getting up and stumbling toward the window.

"It's just not working out, Clark. I've instead found someone who's rich and knows how to treat a lady well," Lois says.

"Lex you bastard!" Clark growled as he reached to grab Lex, only to instead grab a Kryptonite crystal that Brainiac shoved in the way.

"AUGH! KRYPTONITE!" Clark yells, falling on the ground.

The limo drove away and Clark was left holding the gem.

This has been indeed a bad day for our hero Superman.


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