DISCLAIMER: Gravity Falls belongs to: Disney
OTHER DIMENSIONAL DISCLAIMER: Phineas and Ferb the Movie Across the Second Dimension belongs to: Disney
WKH SLCCD ZD'V D OLH!
*Gravity Falls-2, Alley "8:00 AM"*
While Pigborg was searching for the children and their pig, the army of robots didn't need to be instructed to hunt them down.
Once one of those robots caught a glance of them, they'd be goners for sure. However, the robots proved to be quite dense,
and didn't even think of checking the alley, and certainly didn't think of check behind the dumpster, where the fugitives
were hiding.
Dipper peeked out a bit to see the robots flying pass.
Once the coast was clear, he softly announced it to the others, who were too shocked to say anything...
all except for Mabel, who broke the silence with the kind of anger you wouldn't expect from her.
"You're a secret agent!" Mabel yelled, causing Dipper, Grenda, Candy, and Pacifica to back away a bit while Waddles cringed,
"And you didn't tell us about it? Why? Why wouldn't you tell us, your friends, heck, your family? What, are we nothing but a
cover up for you? Well apparently so, since you didn't trust us enough to tell us!"
"Mabel," Dipper said, "Calm down."
"CALM DOWN?" Mabel said staring Dipper in the eyes, "We just learned that our pet pig who we love is a secret agent, and
because of him we're in this mess! And you expect me to calm down?"
Dipper's eyes widened. He never saw Mabel this mad...ever. In his life. Mabel turned back to Waddles, her face turned into a
stern but sad frown. "You know," Mabel said, "We could have been a great team, Waddles. Do you know that?
But I guess we can't be a team without trust."
Waddles looked down, sadness written all over his face.
Pacifica spoke next in a bratty tone, "Look, I love yelling at pigs as much as the next girl,
but if you don't mind, I wanna get out of here as quickly as possible."
Mabel was just about ready to yell at Pacifica next, but Dipper quickly stopped her by putting a hand on her shoulder.
"I hate to say it, but Pacifica's right," Dipper said.
"But," Mabel was cut off.
"Look, I'm just as upset as you are," Dipper said, casting a small glare at Waddles before continuing,
"But we can't just sit behind a dumpster all day while robots and a pig cyborg are looking for us."
"..." Mabel sighed, calming down, "You're right..."
"But how are we gonna get out of here?" Candy asked, "Like Dipper said, robots and a Pigborg are looking for us!"
"Bop!" Dipper said as he removed his hat, revealing the Jigen-alizer from before "Here's our answer!"
"Oh, I had forgot about that" said Candy
Dipper grabbed the Jigen-alizer, put his hat back and gave Mabel the Jigen-alizer, "get ready guys, it's time to go home!"
shouted Mabel as she activated the Jigen-alizer wich opened a portal to... a Manotaur dominated dimension,
"Oops, wrong Dimension" said Mabel as she tried all she could to get the Jigen-alizer to open a portal
to their dimension but futilessly it always opened the Manotaur dimension, "let me try it"
Dipper said as he tried to get the portal to open but he got the same results, "I think this thing is broken or something"
"Oh bummer" Grenda said, "Yeah, now what shall we do? The robots and pigborg are surely gonna find us" Pacifica said in a
bratty tone
"Us..." Dipper thought for a moment before grinning, "That's it! We'll find us!"
"Huh?" Mabel, Candy, Grenda, and Pacifica asked in unison while Waddles simply eyed Dipper questioningly.
"If there's an Old Man McGunket in this dimension" Dipper said, "Then there's gotta be this dimension versions of us!"
"Yes, brilliant," Pacifica said sarcastically, "But how are we gonna find them, genius?"
"Well, this dimension's sort of similar to ours," Dipper said, "I bet other me and Mabel are at the Mystery Shack."
Pacifica thought for a moment before giving in. "Okay," she said, "So let's say we find other dimension us. How is that
gonna help us?"
"I guess we'll just cross the bridge when we get to it," Dipper shrugged, "It's better than sitting around here where
they can find us."
"Fine, I'll give you that," Pacifica grunted before glaring at Mabel, "Just so you know, this is only temporary. Clear?"
"Like the Crystal," Mabel said gruffly.
"Okay," Candy said, feeling a bit awkward, "Lead the way, Dipper."
Everybody took a last glance at the zone to make sure there were no robots or Pigborg in the way, Mabel suddenly interrupted
the view for one last annoyance at Waddles, "And you could have cleaned your duties all this time Waddles" said Mabel angry
while Waddles could only do the gesture of *what did you wanted me to do?*, "Oh no, we're not done with this conversation" said
Mabel before she and everybody else started to follow Dipper to the Mystery Shack-2
"Hey has anybody seen that vagabund guy?" Pacifica asked referring to Old Man McGucket, everybody simply shrugged and
continued following Dipper
*McGucket's-2 place, Somewhere at the middle level "8:02 AM"*
Old Man McGunket sat at a school desk that was obviously too small for him.
His other dimension self stood in front of him with a ruler in his hand, standing also next to a screen.
He motioned the ruler to the screen that had a pig that looked almost exactly like Waddles, if not, was a picture of
Waddles in his pet form.
"What do you see here?" 2D McGunket asked.
"An ordinary pig," McGunket said unimpressed as it seemed.
2D McGunket took out a remote from his pocket and pressed a button.
The picture changed from an ordinary pig to the secret agent McGunket was all too familiar with.
"How about now?" 2D McGunket asked.
"WADDLES THE PIG!" McGunket exclaimed.
2D McGunket gave a smirk as he turned off the screen, humored by the answer, yet so annoyed all at once.
"I'm starting to see why you have problems with Waddles the Pig."
"Oh, really?" McGunket retorted, "As if you did any better with him."
There was a pause as 2D McGunket stared a dull stare as the lightbulb in his counterpart's brain slowly began to light up.
"Oh," McGunket finally said.
"Oh indeed," 2D McGunket said, almost mockingly.
"Why did you do this anyway?" asked McGucket
"What do you mean?" asked 2D McGucket
"Your backstory, the reason for conquering this Gravity Falls" replied McGucket
"Ah yes, you see, one day at The Gravity Falls Dump there was this special pamphlet of an all you can eat pizza" said 2D McGucket
Cut to a flashback showing a younger 2D McGucket finding said pamphlet in the Dump, then looked for forks
among the garbage and went running for the main plaza, "However, I found out that there was no pizza at all! The pizza
was a lie!" shouted 2D McGucket
Back in the present Old Man McGucket was confused, "... Hold on, That's it?" McGunket asked.
"What do you mean, that's it?" 2D McGunket asked.
"Are you kidding me?" McGunket said, "I'm the laughing-stock of an entire town! People call me crazy! Heck,
I've been bribed before, I literally have no relationship with my son and had to build the GobbleWonker to get his
attention, i live at the Dump alone and all the tragedy you've gone through is, THAT?"
"Well, how did you felt when you went to the plaza and realized that the pizza was a lie?" 2D McGunket asked.
"I never went to the plaza and founded that the pizza was a lie" McGunket said,
"Uh huh, You might have become more sucessful had that happened to you," 2D McGunket smirked,
"Now, since you failed to complete what should have been done a long time ago, I suppose it's time to take
matter into my own hands."
"Are matters like jelly?" McGunket asked, earning a glare from his counterpart.
"No, you fool," 2D McGunket said, "I'm gonna take over the Gravity Falls of your dimension! And to do that,
I'm going to need that Dimensional Portal. As for Waddles the Pig, I need to get him out of my way."
"Oh, great," McGucket smiled dumbly, "We can be a team!"
"I thought you weren't after conquest," 2D McGunket said, crossing his arms.
"Well, since it made your son so happy," McGunket said, "Then it may make my son happy! You and I can be a team, right?"
"Sure... there's no way that would be ridiculous" 2D McGunket said sarcastically.
"Wait, were you being sarcastic?" McGunket asked.
"No, I'm talking the way I always do" 2D McGunket said, still being sarcastic.
"See, right there," McGunket said, "I'm pretty sure that's what I sound like when I'm sarcastic."
2D McGucket gave up and pointed the ruler at the Bluffbots and Durloids that were just at a side from them, "Bluffbots and
Durloids! Go and search for Waddles the pig! Search every corner, store, and arcade machine on Gravity Falls! I want that
pig alive!" ordered 2D McGucket, "Sir, what about those kids that come with him?" asked a Bluffbot, 2D McGucket got an
annoyed look for the stupid question, "Ignore them, your goal is the pig, not the kids"
All the Bluffbots and Durloids left the place and started to look frantically for Waddles
