"Shit! Kakuzu, we need to go back." Hidan told his money-obsessed partner.
"Why? Kakuzu stopped walking and so did their customer.
"I left my bag at that fucking mini-store." Hidan replied bitterly.
"I don't think that's very important at the moment." Kakuzu looked at their customer nervously, afraid he'll run away and just leave. He would get in trouble with Pein if that happened.
"All my stuff is in that thing...do you really want me to go without my stuff, kakuzu?"
"..." The miser thought for a moment. "God dammit." He said to himself.
"Let's just go back and get the purse, then leave, please." The customer said slightly agitated.
"Alrighty then, mother fuckers, c'mon!" Hidan skipped off toward the store, Kakuzu and the customer falling behind him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two minutes after getting in the store ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What do you mean you don't have my bag?" Hidan felt his anger rise dangerously high.
"I'm sorry, erm...sir, but there's nothing in our lost and found." The employ informed.
"You know what, I get the feeling your lying to me."
"Dear Lord...please, Hidan, let's not do this today." Kakuzu was trying to avoid an incident. Hidan turned to him, his face was manic. " You stay out of this, String Boy!"
Well that was it, Hidan was loosing it. Nothing Kakuzu could do about it.
"I'll go back there and look for it myself!"
The employ held up his hand to the cross-dresser. "I'm sorry, but we can't allow customers in our back room."
"Seriously?! You know what, I bet you DO have my bag back there, you and your little friends are fondling with my stuff! Aren't you?!?!" Hidan's voice was heard though out the store. Shoppers turned to stare.
"No, sir. We wouldn't do something like that." The employ was very nervous at this point. Hidan's pupils were small and his face crazed. He threw his hands up in the air dramatically. "Your having the best time laughing at me 'HAHA he's so stupid!'!! You little fuckers! I'll poor acid and rice into your skull, wrap it in a taco and EAT IT!!! Who's laughing now?!"
"I-I-I wasn't l-laughing...w-w-we have no p-purse-"
"IT'S NOT A PURSE DAMMIT!!!!"
The employ made a sound something between a wince and a scream. "Don't harm me!" He begged, shielding himself with his arms.
"Yeah, right." Hidan reached in his underwear where he kept a small pocket knife. He flicked it open and raised his hand, prepared to shed blood. Kakuzu noticed this action and quickly out stretched his "threads". The strapped themselves around the mutilating bastard, stopping the attack and any other kind of movement.
"That's enough from you." Kakuzu ordered. Hidan turned his head to his partner. He growled deeply.
They stared at each other for a long while. little did they know that every eye in the store was looking at the both of them. Heads moved from side to side seeing which one would strike first. After another moment Kakuzu started making his way out of the store, Hidan still trapped within his "threads".
"O-oi! Wait a minute! C'mon, please? Just one kill?...The urge is unbearable to stand..." Hidan made a suggestive moan. Kakuzu didn't reply, and just kept walking with their customer by his side. Before disappearing out the door, Hidan grabbed a bag of chips and gave everyone the finger.
"Gee, my hands are soft..." The customer thought.
