HEY HEY HEY!
I DON'T OWN KUROSHITSUJI!
YAY
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-Attack on Titan (BB version)-
(Eren=Ciel
Armin=Alois
Mikasa=Lizzie
Titan= Claude
Levi=Sebastian -Pretend he's short-)
There, Ciel stood. His green cape flowing in the wind, and his eyes determined to kill the beast that stood before him.
"FEE FI FO FUM! I LIKE TAP SHOES, SO LIKE, YUM YUM YUM!" the titan yelled as it quickly moved closer.
"C-Ciel! The beast! It's so ugly that it burns my eyes!" Alois yelled as his eyes began to literally melt.
"Don't worry! I've got this!" Lizzie yelled as she skipped towards the titan happily; not a care in the world.
"Hello~! What is your name?" Lizzie gently asked as she stared up at the ugly titan.
"Imma Claude, and I would like to be called 'Spiderman'" Claude said as he did jazz hands.
"Okay, that's cool..." Lizzie said as she tugged at her pockets.
"Lizzie! Get over here! What do you think you are doing?!" Ciel yelled as he drew his weaponry from his holders.
Suddenly, Lizzie pulled out a roll of rainbow stickers, and began to place them all over Claude/ a.k.a. Spiderman.
"NOOOOO! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!" Claude yelled as candy canes began to grow out of his eyes...HIS EYES! MWAHAHAHA...Excuse me...back to the story...
Lizzie then pulled a stuffed pony out of her rear and placed it on his nose, which made him faint.
"Ugh!" Claude yelled out as he hit a fabulous pose before dropping to the ground.
"Yay! Stickers rule!" Alois yelled. "Ole!"
"Oh my...NOW I HAVE TO FREAKIN' CLEAN THIS! GET OUT! SHOO!" Sebastian yelled as he began to wipe away at the dirt.
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If you don't watch Attack on Titan, than I'm sorry for the confusion.
(But seriously, who hasn't watched Attack on Titan by now?)
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-Twerps in Tiaras-
"Ciel! Get over here right now!" Sebastian, Ciel's male mother, called.
"NO! I DON'T WANNA!" Ciel screamed as he crossed his arms.
"You have to put on your fake breasts! Now get over here!"
"NO!"
"IT ISN'T MY FAULT THAT YOU'RE FLAT CHESTED!" Sebastian yelled as he pulled Ciel by the hair.
After Sebastian applied his fake breasts, teeth, hair, eyelashes, arms, legs, and practically everything, they finally got to the makeup stage...Did I mention that Ciel hates makeup?
"WAAAHHHH!" Ciel yelled as he struggled away from the eyeliner.
"Quit! You're smudging it!" Sebastian yelled as he wiped away the unwanted marks.
"Oww!"
"Ugh."
And again, after completing this process, Ciel finally was finished, and was finally ready to go to the pageant.
"Good job, Alois." Claude, Alois' male mother, said as Alois smiled brightly at the compliment.
Alois loved pageants. He only took 5 minutes to get ready, and he loved the moment when the lights are all on him.
"Done! This time it only took 4 minutes!" Claude squealed as he high-fived Alois.
"Yay!"
AT THE PAGEANT
"Here is Ciel Phantomhive! She...er...he is sporting a blue ruffled and regal dress! His favorite color if death, and his favorite hobbies are games, murder, and knitting!" the announcer lady happily said as Ciel strutted down the runway.
After finishing his turn, he walked back over to his mother.
"You did well, sweetie!" Sebastian chirped, but Ciel swatted his hand away.
"Don't touch me."
Now, it was Alois' turn!
"Here is Alois Trancy! He is sporting a short purple stripper outfit with black high-heeled boots! His favorite color is purple, and his favorite thing to do is...C-Ciel...Phantomhive..." the lady stuttered as the crowd gasped.
"O-okay then..." she sighed.
"YOU DID FAN-TABULOUS!" Claude said as Alois smiled back.
"Yea, I know!"
Results!
"Every one did well, but there was one that stood out most to our judges..." the lady said.
"OUT WITH IT ALREADY!" Ciel screamed as he quickly tapped his foot on the stage.
"The winner...of the 2014 supreme queen fantastical marvelous powder puff beauty Jr. queen championships...is..." the lady slowly said as she pulled out a small golden letter.
Everyone was on their toes, except for Alois, cause he's like, perfect.
"Elizabeth Midford!" the lady happily announced as she handed the blonde girl a 600 ft. trophy, and a crown that was so heavy that it smashed the poor girl's head into the wooden floor.
And from that day forth, Ciel and Alois killed both women, and became part of the hood.
And that kids...is how contacts were made...
The end...
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HA! NOT!
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Hey! That rhymed!
BUH-BYE-BAE-BEE!
-Le Happy CupCake
