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Please enjoy this small chapter. It's not much, but will soon grow into a recurring gag in the fic.


Ugh, we really don't have Intel on our enemies. So far, Kankurō's Servant is an Assassin Class and next to that, nothing, nor any info on Temari's Servant as well. As someone I should know I should remember would say it, 'how troublesome' or 'this is such a drag'. "Praetor, if I may have a suggestion, how about we explore the school, I'm certain that that we might learn something here if we spot them." Saber spoke as she materialized next to me. Caster then materialized as well as she nodded her head. "I agree with the tyrannical empress, Master. But I suggest we get into a reaallly stealthy position and see what we could learn." She told me. Now I was going to do that when I was hit with a smell so familiar it was revolting.

Modified humans…Abominations that defile the natural order of all creation, the most revolting kind of living creatures that don't deserve to exist; I turned towards the source, and found the one. It was a boy, that Leo kid I've been hearing about. And that being near him…A Servant! And judging from the way his armor is, I'd say he's a knight! Maybe he's one of the members of King Arthur's court? After all, most of them are famous among Legendary Souls and are known for having the highest chances of being a Saber Class Servant.

"Hello," Leo spoke up, gaining my attention. "We meet again, and I haven't fully introduced myself. My name is Leonardo B. Harway, nice to meet you." He greeted me. While he had the aura of the gentle sun, I sensed it, a malicious force within him. Yeah, a disgusting abomination of the worst kind; he has that kingly aura that hides his true nature from within. No doubt whoever modified this kid wanted to control the people with the charisma this Leo had. But I'm not impressed with it. "Naruto Uzumaki, and one more thing artificial abomination, don't try to sweet talk me when you have that malicious intent in you." I replied with a serious tone. Leo looked startled at the statement as his Servant stood in front of his Master protectively. "Enough, I will not have you slander my king with your insults!" he snapped as I looked at him.

Ah, the loyalist to a fault. Now only if I had something to teach that pompous knight a lesson in humility. "It's alright Gawain," Leo told his Servant as he looked at me. "I'll admit it, but I'm surprised how you know that about me. How did you know?" he asked. I snorted, "Heh, I've seen your kind before, and in the end, they all met a terrible death in one way or another. Just because you're modified to be better, you're not perfect, and not knowing of your flaws to improve yourself will ultimately lead to your defeat in this war. Take this advice to heart if you truly want to prove yourself worthy as a king. Isn't that right, loyal knight?" I asked the Servant who looked at me. He doesn't say anything, but his eyes share that agreement, but he wanted to see something from the Master whom he calls his king and is loyal to a fault. But what is it?

…Wait, did I just realized Leo called his Servant by the name of Gawain?

"Gawain, as in that one knight of King Arthur's that was killed by a rabbit?" I blurted out as Gawain blinked at the random question. "Excuse me…?" Gawain politely asked, wondering if he heard wrong. "I mean, you were that one knight that was aiding King Arthur on his quest for the Holy Grail and was killed by the Killer Rabbit. Is it true that Sir Lancelot ruined a wedding trying to save a princess when it was actually a prince? Oh, how about the time Sir Galahad was nearly seduced and was about to lose his title as the Pure?" The enraged look on Gawain's face was starting to become visible. Maybe I should do a few more?

"Well, how about the time Artie got kicked in the head when he chopped off both arms of the Black Knight? I found that utterly ridiculous if you ask me. Oh, what about those French guys who catapulted a cow at you guys; can't say that's against the animal rights groups if they're any left." It told him as he was gritting his teeth. "Enough, I will not tolerate you for disgracing the reputations and honor of my fellow knights and former king!" Gawain shouted as everyone's attention was now turned to me. "Hey, if you don't like the historical accuracy of Monty Python, you could have just said so. Now if you'll excuse me," I told him as I pulled out two empty coconut halves. "I'm off to find a shrubby! Ni!" with that, I clanked them together and pretended to ride away on a horse as I felt the burning anger of Gawain aimed right at me; with that done, on to finding information.

"…Gawain, are you really upset about those references he made?" Leo asked his Servant as Gawain nodded his head. "He's shamed me and my fellow knight's honor with these blasphemous lies. Me and my fellow knights being killed by a rabbit, the scholar named Python should be shamed for all time." Gawain retorted angrily as Leo blinked a few times. "Come Gawain, it's time I showed you a certain movie." He said as Gawain regained his composure and followed his king's commands. An hour and several minutes later, one voice filled with unholy anger shook the entire school grounds. "NARUTO!" Gawain roared out in pure rage.